I'd love to share some short and funny wisdom quotes with you!
Here are a few:
1. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
2. "Life is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." - Unknown
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing." - Unknown
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, make orange juice." - Unknown
6. "I don't know what my purpose is, but I'm pretty sure it involves eating cereal for breakfast." - Unknown
7. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs (but let's be real, who doesn't love cereal?)
8. "Don't worry about being a fool, just think about how many people will read your book." - Unknown
9. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it... unless you're allergic to nuts, then it's more like 50/50." - Unknown
10. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar (but honestly, who's great at starting?)
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a dash of wisdom to your day!
I've got a treasure trove of very short, very funny quotes for you!
Here are some:
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
3. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
4. Don't care about my hair; it's a metaphor.
5. Today's goals: eat pizza, avoid responsibility.
6. My life is like a video game - I've been stuck on level 2 for years.
7. Warning: sarcasm may be hazardous to your health.
8. All I want for Christmas is a nap.
9. I'm not arguing, I just really love being right.
10. You're never too old to be silly.
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I'd be happy to provide you with some very short and funny quotes about life!
Here are a few:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are constantly changing and it's hard to find the corner pieces."
2. "Why did I just waste 10 minutes thinking about what I'm going to eat for lunch? Priorities, people!"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
4. "Life hack: just pretend you're a grown-up and nobody will notice."
5. "Procrastination is my superpower... or is that my excuse?"
6. "Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Logic, people!"
7. "What's the point of having a 'bucket list' when you just end up checking off all the boring stuff first?"
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
9. "Life is like a game of Jenga: one wrong move and it all comes crashing down... or so my therapist says."
10. "What's the difference between 'adulting' and 'crying yourself to sleep'? One has a lot more commas..."
11. "Why do we have to grow up? Can't we just stay in middle school forever?"
12. "Life is like a box of chocolates: it's always gonna be messy, but at least there's some decent snacks."
13. "What's the point of having a 'to-do list' when you know you're just gonna forget half the stuff anyway?"
14. "Why do we have to pay taxes? Can't we just give our money directly to Netflix instead?"
15. "Life is like a puzzle, except sometimes the pieces don't fit and you end up with a mess... and that's basically my entire adult life so far."
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd love to help you with that! Here are some funny and crazy quotes for you:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Crazy people do things. Sane people get therapy."
3. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
5. "Don't try to keep up with me, I'm a professional crazy person."
6. "If you can read this, you're standing too close."
7. "My therapist says I have a great sense of humor... about 10 minutes after the session."
8. "I'm not arguing, my brain is just explaining why yours is wrong."
9. "Don't worry if you forget your password, it's not like anyone else can figure it out either."
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you crazy people, call a therapist."
11. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
12. "Don't worry about the apocalypse, we'll just wing it like we do with everything else."
13. "The best way to get what you want is to pretend you're okay with whatever they give you."
14. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my crazy kitchen."
15. "My therapist says I have a great sense of humor... about 10 minutes after the session (part deux)."
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny wisdom quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are all different shapes and sizes, and sometimes you just have to force them together."
2. "Adulting is hard, but at least we can all pretend we know what we're doing on Instagram."
3. "The only thing I've learned from my life experiences is that experience is overrated."
4. "Life is like a box of chocolates: it's full of nuts, and sometimes you get stuck with a bad one."
5. "The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I do' and start saying 'I don't'."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, realize that someone has already made a better lemonade and give up."
7. "Life is like a game of Jenga: it's all about removing the right blocks to avoid collapse, but sometimes you still end up with a mess on your hands."
8. "The secret to life is not finding yourself, but losing everything that holds you back."
9. "Life is like a rollercoaster ride: it's full of ups and downs, but at least the lines are usually shorter than the ones for the vomit-inducing drop."
10. "When in doubt, remember that you're probably just winging it, and that's okay (but also kinda not okay)."
11. "Life is like a bad joke: sometimes it's funny, but mostly it's just awkward."
12. "The most important thing in life is to have the right pair of pants for the occasion."
13. "When life gives you spinach, make a salad. Then realize that everyone else already ate all the good stuff and give up."
14. "Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure book: except the choices are usually between eating Cheetos or going to bed early, and you still end up with regret."
15. "The best way to get through life is to just pretend you're a cat: they seem to have it figured out, but honestly, we all know that's just because they sleep a lot."
I hope these quotes made you laugh and think!
I've got some doozies for you! Here are some funny and crazy quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "My life is like a video game, except instead of leveling up, I get older and more creaky."
4. "Warning: the opinions expressed in this conversation are 100% biased and not based on facts... or reality."
5. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like Netflix."
7. "What's the point of adulting if you can't have a cookie for breakfast?"
8. "My therapist says I should practice self-care. Self-care is code for 'buy more wine'."
9. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and pretend you meant to do it that way."
10. "Life hack: when in doubt, add glitter."
11. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
12. "My life is like a choose-your-own-adventure book... except the choices are all terrible and I have to live with them forever."
13. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you coffee, make a Starbucks run."
14. "I'm not a morning person. That's just code for 'I'm a zombie with a pulse'."
15. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces are all weird shapes and the box top is missing, so you're just kind of flying blind."
16. "My life is like a sitcom... except instead of a laugh track, I have the sound of my cat judging me."
17. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like your phone when it's about to die."
18. "What's the point of having a social media presence if you're not going to post at least 10 selfies a day?"
19. "Life is like a recipe: except instead of ingredients, you need patience, tolerance, and a strong sense of humor."
20. "When life gives you rainbows, make a unicorn onesie."
Hehe, hope these quotes made your day!
I've got a bunch of those! Here are some short, funny, and motivating quotes to help you tackle your day:
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is just as important!"
3. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
4. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
5. "Procrastination: when your brain says 'no' but your body says 'meh'."
6. "Just remember, you're not a hot mess; you're just creatively messy!"
7. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today."
8. "You're stronger than you think, and smarter than you know."
9. "Keep going, even when the going gets tough. Or at least, keep going until you can have a nap."
10. "What's the worst that could happen? (Spoiler alert: it's probably not as bad as your anxiety says)."
11. "Your only limit is your own mind. And honestly, that's just a suggestion."
12. "Just because you're not good at something doesn't mean you can't be terrible at it either!"
13. "Life is like a puzzle; sometimes the pieces don't fit, but that's okay! You'll figure it out... eventually."
14. "You're not stuck in traffic; you're just taking a scenic route to your goals."
15. "Don't compare yourself to others; compare yourself to who you used to be. (And if that person is also unemployed and eating Cheetos on the couch, maybe try comparing yourself to someone else.)"
16. "You don't have to know everything to start something. You just need to know how to Google."
17. "Remember, you're not too old or too young for anything. Unless you're trying to get a mortgage or buy health insurance. Then you might be out of luck."
18. "What's the difference between a goal and a dream? One has an action plan attached."
19. "Don't worry about what others think; they're probably too busy worrying about what you think!"
20. "Life is 10% what happens, 90% how you react to it. (Or at least that's what I tell myself when I spill coffee on my shirt... again.)"
Hope these quotes give you a chuckle and a boost of motivation!
Here are some funny quote ideas about you:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and that's what makes me so special."
2. "Warning: This person may or may not be a genius, but they're definitely 100% awesome."
3. "If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to do something, I'd have at least one dollar."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone."
5. "My superpower is being able to eat an entire pizza by myself and still be okay with it."
6. "If you can't find me, check the couch, because that's where all my best thinking happens."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
8. "My favorite hobby is trying to figure out how to use new technology without reading the instructions... and then getting frustrated when it doesn't work."
9. "Warning: This person may be a cat lady in training – don't worry, they're not actually going to turn into a cat, but you might see them talking to one."
10. "If I had to describe myself in three words, I'd say... 'Confused, yet hopeful'."
Feel free to modify or add to these quotes as you see fit!