I'd love to share some short, funny, and wise quotes with you!
Here are a few:
1. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
2. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein
3. "You can't use up creativity. The more you use it, the more you have." - Ray Bradbury
4. "Do something today that your future self will thank you for." - Unknown
5. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
6. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
7. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk..." - Mark Zuckerberg
8. "The best way to find yourself is to get lost in the woods, then try to find your way out." - Unknown
9. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
10. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
And here are a few more:
1. "The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday."
2. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it."
3. "The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud."
4. "You don't have to like the idea of getting older, but you'd be crazy not to like being older."
5. "The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to live your best life!
I'd love to help you with that! Here are some very short, funny quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Cats are like potato chips, can't eat just one."
3. "Procrastination is my superpower."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "Coffee: because adulting is hard."
6. "My life is a mess, but my hair looks great."
7. "Tacos are like hugs for your stomach."
8. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
9. "Sarcasm is just the English language's way of saying 'I love you'."
10. "Donuts: because every day should be a treat."
11. "My brain is 90% song lyrics and 10% actual knowledge."
12. "Who needs therapy when you have pizza?"
13. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
14. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... for Netflix."
15. "My social skills are like a video game – they're still in beta testing."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd love to share some funny and crazy quotes with you! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
3. "Crazy people don't think they're crazy." - Unknown
4. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
6. "My therapist says I have a lot of 'anger issues.' I told him, 'Anger? No, I have issue with people who get in the way of my anger.'" - Mitch Hedberg
7. "I'm not crazy, I'm just highly motivated to avoid responsibility." - Unknown
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a permanent vacation from adulting." - Unknown
9. "The only thing more exhausting than fighting is winning." - Unknown
10. "If you can't take the heat, stay out of my kitchen... or better yet, just order takeout." - Unknown
11. "I don't have a bad memory, I just have a lot of fun forgetting things." - Unknown
12. "Warning: the opinions expressed in this conversation are not actually mine. I'm just pretending to care." - Unknown
And here's one more:
13. "My life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good." - Unknown
Here are some very short, funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is short, but snacks are forever."
2. "Adulting is hard, let's just eat ice cream instead."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "My therapist says I need to focus on the present moment. Too bad I can't remember what that looks like."
5. "Why do we have to grow up? Can't we just stay in pajamas and eat cereal for every meal?"
6. "Life hack: Pretend you're a functioning adult, even when you're secretly clueless."
7. "Procrastination is my superpower. Don't @ me."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
9. "My to-do list is longer than my attention span. Priorities, people!"
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you coffee, make a Starbucks run and worry about the consequences later."
11. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person."
12. "Life is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
13. "What's the point of having kids if you're just going to be a helicopter parent? Just kidding, that sounds terrifying."
14. "My life motto is 'I'll get to it eventually... maybe.'"
15. "When in doubt, add more glitter. And if that doesn't work, add even more glitter."
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so don't forget to take your daily dose of humor!
I've got a treasure trove of funny and wise quotes about life for you! Here are some that might tickle your fancy:
1. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
2. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
4. "Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must learn to fall." - Albert Einstein
5. "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke (but let's be real, it's also funny because who doesn't love a good villain?)
6. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that's kinda the same thing." - Unknown
7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find the person who gave you those lemons and give them a piece of your mind." - Unknown
8. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you." - M.M. Kaye (but let's be real, it's also an excuse to go on adventures)
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
10. "Life is like a camera: focus on what you have in front of you and capture the moment." - Unknown (but let's be real, sometimes you just wanna take a selfie with your cat instead)
11. "You don't have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you." - Dan Millman
12. "The secret to happiness is not getting what you want but wanting what you have." - Rabbi Harold Kushner (but let's be real, it's also an excuse to be happy with what you have)
13. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
14. "Life is 5% what happens and 95% how you react to it." - Unknown (but let's be real, sometimes that 5% can be pretty wild)
15. "I don't know what your story is, but I'm writing a new chapter in mine." - Unknown
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and some wisdom to your life!
Hilarious quotes are the best way to brighten up anyone's day. Here are some laugh-out-loud funny ones:
1. **Why don't scientists trust atoms?** Because they make up everything!
2. **I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.** She looked surprised.
3. **Why don't eggs tell jokes?** They'd crack each other up!
4. **What do you call a fake noodle?** An impasta!
5. **I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.** It's impossible to put down!
6. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?** Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. **What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?** A can't opener!
8. **I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right!**
9. **What's the best way to remember your wedding vows?** Write them down and hide them from your spouse!
10. **Why did the bicycle fall over?** Because it was two-tired!
11. **Why don't lobsters share?** Because they're shellfish!
12. **What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?** A moo-sical band!
13. **Why did the banana go to the doctor?** He wasn't peeling well!
14. **Why can't you trust atoms?** They make up everything, including this joke!
15. **What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?** One's very heavy, the other's a little lighter!
I hope these hilarious quotes brought a smile to your face!
I've got a treasure trove of funny and crazy quotes about life for you! Here are some:
1. "Life is like a pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
3. "Adulting is hard, but pretending to be an adult is harder."
4. "My life is a mess, but my Netflix queue is on point."
5. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried and pretend you meant to do it that way all along."
6. "Life is short, but your to-do list can be longer if you want it to be."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone."
8. "Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill."
9. "My life is like a choose-your-own-adventure book, except most choices lead to me eating Cheetos and watching cat videos."
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you garlic bread, eat all the garlic bread."
11. "The only thing I regret about my life is not taking more naps."
12. "My therapist says I have anxiety issues... I think it's just because I'm worried about running out of snacks."
13. "Life is too short to be taken seriously all the time, unless you're a grown-up and then you have to do that anyway."
14. "I love being an adult. It's like being a kid, but with more responsibilities... and wrinkles."
15. "My life is like a rollercoaster – it's full of ups and downs, but at least the views are nice from the top."
16. "When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as my cat thinks I am."
17. "Life is like a puzzle: sometimes you get the right piece in the wrong spot, but who cares when it looks pretty?"
18. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
19. "My life is like a video game – except instead of leveling up, I level down... and instead of collecting power-ups, I collect Doritos crumbs on my shirt."
20. "If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space."
Hope these quotes made your day (or at least made you LOL)!
I've got a bunch of short, funny, and motivational quotes for you!
1. "You're not lazy, you're just on energy-saving mode."
2. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
3. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is still pretty achievable too"
4. "It's okay to not be okay, but it's not okay to stay that way"
5. "Remember why you started, and then forget the rest"
6. "You don't have to be great to start, but you do have to start to be great"
7. "Don't give up on your dreams, just give up your excuses"
8. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it (and also 100% how many memes you post about it)"
9. "You're not too old to chase your dreams, unless they involve being a professional athlete in the Olympics or something"
10. "It's not 'till you start that things get tough; it's till you stop that they stay tough"
11. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do, and then pretend to hate it on social media"
12. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then promptly spill it all over your shirt because #adulting"
13. "Don't let fear hold you back; unless that fear is justified, like 'I'm afraid of heights' or 'I'm afraid of spiders'"
14. "You're not stuck in a rut, you're just on a scenic route with a lot of potholes"
15. "Motivation is what gets you started, but habits are what keep you going (and also get you to put down that extra slice of pizza)"
Hope these short, funny, and motivational quotes give you the boost you need!