funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote."
"Four years of pretending to listen in class—nailed it!"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"School taught me a lot, like how to nap with my eyes open."
"If you think I'm funny now, you should see my test answers."
"I owe my diploma to coffee and pure desperation."
"High school: Where 'I'll do it tomorrow' turned into a career."
"They say the early bird gets the worm, but I prefer sleep."
"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and procrastination."
"Remember me as the one who always had the best excuses."
unique senior quotes
"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."
"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."
"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."
"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."
"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."
"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."
"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"
"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."
short funny yearbook quotes
"I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
"Procrastinators unite... tomorrow."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Life's a garden—dig it, but watch for weeds."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
"E = MC², but I still can't do math."
"Survived high school with my sanity... barely."
"Keep calm and pretend it's part of the plan."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately explaining."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday short."
quotes for seniors in high school
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
"Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom." - George Washington Carver
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." - John Wooden
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."
senior quotes for girls
"She believed she could, so she did."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."
"To the girl with fire in her soul and grace in her heart."
"Dream big, work hard, and make it happen."
"The world is yours to conquer—go out and claim it."
"Here's to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"Senior year taught me that the best is yet to come."
funny senior quotes from movies
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"It's not a tumor!" – Kindergarten Cop
"I'm just one step away from being rich." – The Wolf of Wall Street (paraphrased for humor)
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"Dude, where's my car?" – Dude, Where's My Car?
"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire