funny senior quotes


"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."





unique senior quotes


"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."

"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."

"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."

"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."

"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."

"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."

"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."

"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."

"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"

"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."





savage yearbook quotes


"Savage yearbook quotes" often feature witty, sarcastic, or brutally honest one-liners. Here are some examples:

Thanks for the memories, but I'll stick to the ones that don't involve you.
High school: where the drama was free and the therapy is now expensive.
Survived four years without a filter—sorry not sorry.
To my teachers: I faked it till I made it. To my classmates: You should've too.
Came for the education, stayed for the chaos, leaving with zero regrets.
Shoutout to the popular kids—hope real life treats you as well as Instagram did.
Four years of pretending to care about homework—Oscar-worthy performance.
Remember when we thought this was the peak? Lol, plot twist.
To the ex: Thanks for the lessons, but I'll pass on the sequel.
High school in a nutshell: Fake friends and real eye rolls.





short funny yearbook quotes


I survived high school—mostly by hiding in the library.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

High school: where the drama is free and the coffee is overpriced.

I came, I saw, I napped through most of it.

Procrastination club president: applications due yesterday.

My future's so bright, I've got sunglasses for my excuses.

Not all superheroes wear capes; some just pass exams.

I put the "elusive" in "exclusive friendships."

School taught me one thing: how to fake a smile for photos.

Life's a joke, and I'm still waiting for the punchline.





senior quotes for girls


"She believed she could, so she did."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

"Embrace the glorious mess that you are."

"Be a voice, not an echo."

"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."

"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."

"To the girl with fire in her soul: keep burning bright."

"You are capable of amazing things."

"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take."

"Here's to strong women: may we know them, may we be them."





meaningful yearbook quotes


"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."
"Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it."
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do."
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
"Believe you can and you're halfway there."





quotes for best senior friends


A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else. - Len Wein

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis

Good friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. - William Shakespeare

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. - David Tyson





funny senior quotes for girls


"I survived four years of high school without breaking a nail—miracles do happen!"

"Prom queen by day, pajama party by night. Adulthood, don't ruin my vibe."

"They say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Good thing I'm great at ordering takeout."

"My GPA might be average, but my dance moves in the mirror are straight A+ material."

"High school taught me that coffee and mascara can fix anything... except maybe my math grades."

"Finally graduating! Now I can stop pretending to understand boys."

"I spent more time perfecting my eyeliner than my essays. #Priorities"

"Life's too short for bad hair days and boring classes—bring on the real world!"

"They called it senioritis, I call it strategic napping."

"Out of high school and into the wild: Watch out world, this girl's got plans and a killer playlist."