Here are some happy Thanksgiving funny quotes that are short and sweet:
1. "I'm thankful for my family, friends, and a good turkey-induced food coma."
2. "Thanksgiving: when you eat so much, you need to be rolled out of the house like a giant turkey."
3. "I'm grateful for life's little things... like not having to cook today."
4. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your stuffing be fluffy, your mashed potatoes be creamy, and your pumpkin pie be perfectly spiced."
5. "Thanksgiving: where you stuff your face with food, and then wonder why the couch looks so appealing."
6. "I'm thankful for my sanity... or at least, what's left of it after eating turkey and mashed potatoes all day."
7. "Thanksgiving: when you pretend to like your aunt's weird casserole, just so she'll leave you alone."
8. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your table be full, your belly be happy, and your leftovers be plentiful."
9. "I'm grateful for the people who make my life more interesting... like my crazy family."
10. "Thanksgiving: where you eat too much, watch football, and pretend that's a good excuse to skip Black Friday shopping."
Hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face this Thanksgiving!
Here are some Happy Thanksgiving funny quotes that you can send to your friends:
1. "Thanksgiving is the perfect time to remember that family is always there for you... until they start arguing over the last piece of pie."
2. "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick! Happy Thanksgiving, friends!"
3. "I'm thankful for my friends who make me laugh, even when I'm eating tryptophan-filled turkey and stuffing"
4. "What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Me? Not having to wear stretchy pants for one more day"
5. "Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends! May your turkey be juicy, your mashed potatoes be creamy, and your Aunt Mary's gossip be tolerable"
6. "Thanksgiving: the only holiday where it's socially acceptable to eat an entire pie by yourself... or three"
7. "Why did the pumpkin go to therapy? It was feeling hollow inside! Happy Thanksgiving, friends!"
8. "I'm grateful for my friends who understand that on Thanksgiving, 'one piece of pie' actually means 'one slice per hour, until the whole pie is gone'"
9. "What do you call a group of cows on Thanksgiving? A herd of stuffing! Happy Turkey Day, friends!"
10. "Thanksgiving: when we all come together to stuff our faces and pretend our relatives aren't secretly judging us"
11. "I'm thankful for my friends who make me laugh, even when the tryptophan coma is just around the corner"
12. "Why did the turkey go to the doctor? He had fowl breath! Happy Thanksgiving, friends!"
13. "What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Me? Not having to deal with in-laws... or at least, only having to deal with them for a few hours"
14. "Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and not too many food coma-induced drools"
15. "Why did the turkey join the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs! Happy Thanksgiving, friends!"
Feel free to pick your favorite and send it to your friends this Thanksgiving!
Here are some happy Thanksgiving funny quotes that are perfect for sharing with your family:
1. "I'm thankful for my family, who make me laugh even when I'm not in the mood."
2. "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick!"
3. "I'm grateful for our quirky traditions, like eating turkey at 4 PM because we're too full from breakfast."
4. "Happy Thanksgiving to my family! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and not too many food fights."
5. "What's the best way to make a turkey sandwich? With a side of sarcasm!"
6. "Thanksgiving is like Christmas without the presents. Or Hanukkah without the menorah... or any holiday without the snacks."
7. "Why did the Pilgrims celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they were tired of eating bland, boring food from England"
8. "I'm thankful for my family's weird traditions, like watching football at 10 AM while still in our PJs."
9. "What do you call a group of cows on Thanksgiving? A moo-ving feast!"
10. "Thanksgiving: where we come together to stuff our faces and pretend we're not secretly counting the calories"
11. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your day be filled with turkey, stuffing, and only 1-2 food comas."
12. "Why did the pumpkin pie go to therapy? It was feeling crusty!"
13. "I'm grateful for my family's love of food... and our stomachs' ability to expand like a stretchy elastic band"
14. "What do you call an elephant that's good at Thanksgiving? A trunk-or-treat-er!"
15. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and not too many awkward family moments"
I hope these funny quotes bring some humor and joy to your Thanksgiving celebration with your family!
Here are some short and funny turkey quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on turkey time."
2. "You're gobbly-smashin' fantastic!"
3. "Turkey: where the only thing more abundant than the food is the stuffing."
4. "What's the most popular turkey joke? Fowl play, of course!"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... about the best way to cook a turkey."
6. "Don't worry about me on Thanksgiving. I'll be too busy gobbling up the attention."
7. "Turkey: where every day is a hootenanny... and also a food coma."
8. "Why did the turkey join the band? Because he was an egg-cellent drummer!"
9. "My turkey-themed costume is fowl-tastic, if I do say so myself."
10. "What's the difference between a turkey and a politician? One's stuffed on Thanksgiving, and one's always trying to stuff something... themselves."
11. "Turkey: where the only thing more impressive than the centerpiece is the stomachache that follows."
12. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you turkey, make... well, still lemonade, but with a side of mashed potatoes."
Hope these quotes give you a chuckle!
Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes to bring a smile:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Turkey Time."
2. "Thanksgiving: where we stuff our faces and pretend it's a tradition."
3. "Don't eat the turkey, he's trying to make a comeback!"
4. "Why did the turkey join the band? Because he was a drumstick!"
5. "I'm grateful for my family, even though they drive me crazy sometimes."
6. "What are we thankful for this year? That our diets aren't as bad as they used to be?"
7. "Thanksgiving: where we gather 'round and pretend the in-laws don't exist"
8. "Who needs a table setting when you can just throw some food on the floor and call it a buffet?"
9. "I'm grateful for my health, except for that one time I ate too much stuffing..."
10. "Why did the pumpkin pie go to therapy? Because it was feeling crusty!"
11. "Thanksgiving: where we take a break from our busy lives to stuff our faces and watch football"
12. "What's the difference between Thanksgiving and Christmas? One has turkey, the other has presents... and also turkey."
13. "I'm thankful for my friends, who are always there to help me with my Black Friday shopping list"
14. "Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little 'sour'!"
15. "Thanksgiving: where we celebrate the one time of year it's socially acceptable to wear stretchy pants"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and make your Thanksgiving a little more fun!
Here are some cute and fun sayings related to turkeys:
1. "Gobble 'til you wobble!"
2. "Turkey time is the best time!"
3. "Fowl play ahead!"
4. "Don't be a turkey, be awesome instead!"
5. "Tis the season for turkey treats!"
6. "You're the stuffin' to my turkey day!"
7. "Gobbling up all the fun today!"
8. "Turkey love is in the air...and on our plates!"
9. "Thanksgiving: a time to be grateful, and gobble up some pie"
10. "Happy Turkey Day from our flock to yours!"
11. "Don't get left in the dust, gobble up some turkey today!"
12. "The turkey's out of the bag...it's delicious, don't worry!"
13. "Give thanks with a side of stuffing and mashed potatoes"
14. "Turkey talk: 'Blessings and Butter' "
15. "Gobble it up, y'all! It's Turkey Time!"
These sayings are sure to bring some laughter and cheer to your Thanksgiving celebrations!
The holiday season is upon us, and that means it's time to talk about... TURKEYS! Here are some funny quotes about turkeys:
1. "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick away from fame!"
2. "What do you call a turkey on the moon? A fowl-mooner!"
3. "I tried to start a turkey farm, but it was a real gobbler-ific failure."
4. "Why did the turkey go to the doctor? It had a little 'gobbling' cough!"
5. "What's the difference between a turkey and a chicken? One has an attitude adjustment, the other just clucks along!"
6. "I asked my turkey why he was so grumpy. He said it was because he was having a fowl day."
7. "Why did the turkey go to therapy? It had some hang-ups about being the centerpiece of every meal!"
8. "What do you call a group of turkeys playing instruments? The Gobbling All-Stars!"
9. "I tried to start a turkey rodeo, but it was a real egg-xaggeration."
10. "Why did the turkey go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a little 'fowl' flair for Thanksgiving!"
Hope these quotes made you gobble with laughter!
Here are some short and sweet Thanksgiving quotes:
1. "Be thankful for what you have." - Unknown
2. "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life." - Melody Beattie
3. "Give thanks with a grateful heart." - Don Moen
4. "Thanksgiving is the holiday that reminds us that family is not just about blood ties, but about those who care about you and whom you love." - Unknown
5. "The best way to show gratitude is by giving back." - Unknown
6. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of turkey!" - Unknown
7. "Count your blessings, name them one by one." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox
8. "Thanksgiving is a time to come together with family and friends, share in the bounty of the harvest, and express gratitude for all that we have." - Unknown
9. "What are you thankful for? Say it out loud: 'I am thankful for...'" - Unknown
10. "The more you praise and appreciate the world, the more there is that's worthy of appreciation." - Unknown
These quotes are short, sweet, and perfect for sharing on social media or using as a reminder to reflect on your gratitude during Thanksgiving.