Here are some funny and short Thanksgiving quotes for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for the tryptophan coma."
2. "Thanksgiving is the one time of year where we're all grateful to have family... until they start arguing over politics."
3. "Why do we need to wait for Thanksgiving to eat turkey? Can't we just have a Turkey Tuesday?"
4. "I'm not sure what's more overwhelming, the amount of food or the amount of relatives."
5. "Thanksgiving: when we all come together to stuff our faces and pretend we like each other."
6. "What's the most important thing on Thanksgiving? The turkey... just kidding, it's the couch."
7. "Why do we have to wait until 3 pm for dessert? Can't we just fast forward to pumpkin pie?"
8. "Thanksgiving is like a big family reunion... if your family was made up of crazy people who liked food and football."
9. "I'm thankful for my family, my friends, and my stretchy pants."
10. "What's the secret ingredient in Thanksgiving dinner? Love... and a little bit of tryptophan-induced coma."
Hope you find these quotes funny and enjoyable!
Here are some happy Thanksgiving quotes that are perfect to share with your friends:
1. "Happy Turkey Day, friends! May your plate be full and your belly even fuller"
2. "Gobble 'til you wobble! Wishing a Thanksgiving as crazy good as my friends"
3. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter, love, and leftovers"
4. "What's the best thing about Thanksgiving? Eating all day without judgment, of course! Happy Turkey Day, friends!"
5. "Giving thanks for my squad, who make every day feel like a holiday Wishing you a Thanksgiving as awesome as mine"
6. "When in doubt, add more pumpkin pie Happy Thanksgiving to my favorite people (you know who you are)"
7. "On this Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for: friends who don't judge me for eating seconds... or thirds... or fourths..."
8. "Happy Turkey Day to the most important people in my life - my friends! May your day be as bright as our futures"
9. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with: turkey, football, and lots of love (and maybe a few slices of pumpkin pie)"
10. "To my friends who are anything but boring: Happy Turkey Day! May your day be as wild and crazy as you are"
11. "Happy Thanksgiving to the people who make life worth giving thanks for - my amazing friends!"
12. "On this Thanksgiving, I'm grateful for: friends who don't care that I ate all the mashed potatoes... again"
I hope these funny Thanksgiving quotes bring a smile to your face and a sense of gratitude to your heart!
Here are some funny and lighthearted Thanksgiving quotes that you can share with your family:
1. "I'm thankful for my family, my friends, and my pumpkin pie. Oh, wait, that's not in any particular order."
2. "Thanksgiving is the one time of year where it's socially acceptable to eat an entire turkey by yourself. I mean, in moderation, of course..."
3. "What are you most thankful for this Thanksgiving? (Don't worry, no one will judge you if you say 'the tryptophan coma')"
4. "Happy Thanksgiving! May your turkey be stuffed, your mashed potatoes be fluffy, and your family not argue too much"
5. "I'm grateful for my loving family, good health, and the fact that I can still eat seconds (and thirds, and fourths...)"
6. "Thanksgiving is like a national holiday to stuff our faces with food. And let's be real, it's basically the only day of the year where eating an entire pizza by yourself isn't considered weird"
7. "What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? (Let me guess: your stretchy pants)"
8. "May your turkey be golden brown, your stuffing be savory, and your family be more harmonious than a choir of angels"
9. "Happy Thanksgiving! May the food coma be strong with you"
10. "I'm grateful for my loved ones, good health, and the fact that I can finally wear those stretchy pants to dinner"
Feel free to use these quotes as is or modify them to fit your family's sense of humor!
Here are some short and funny turkey quotes:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy... for eating."
2. "Turkey: where the only thing more stuffed than the bird is my stomach"
3. "Fowl play? More like Fowl-y Awesome!"
4. "Who needs a beach body when you can have a turkey leg?"
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... and also eating a turkey sandwich"
6. "Turkey: the only food that's simultaneously savory and stupid"
7. "Gobble 'til you wobble!"
8. "The more stuffing, the better... am I right?"
9. "Turkey: where the only thing more thankful for is naptime"
10. "Don't worry, I won't make you gobble it up alone... unless you want to"
Hope these quotes give you a chuckle!
Here are some funny Thanksgiving quotes to put a smile on your face:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for the tryptophan coma."
2. "Thanksgiving: Because eating an entire turkey by yourself is considered 'research'."
3. "Why did the turkey join the band? He was a drumstick!"
4. "On Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for food, family, and not having to cook for once."
5. "I ate so much turkey, I think I just turned into one."
6. "What's the best way to eat a turkey? In three easy steps: 1) Don't make eye contact, 2) Pretend it's a vegetarian option, 3) Finish it off with gravy and stuffing (and maybe a side of guilt)."
7. "Why do we call it 'Thanksgiving' when really it's just an excuse to eat more?"
8. "On Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for my family, friends, and the fact that no one expects me to cook."
9. "The only thing I'm more grateful for than food is not having to wash the dishes afterwards."
10. "Why do we have to share our leftovers? Can't we just declare war on the other room and claim it as our own?"
11. "I'm thankful for the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the stuffing... and the fact that my stomach can expand by at least 50% on Thanksgiving."
12. "On Thanksgiving, I give thanks for the following: family, friends, food, and the fact that I don't have to worry about calories until December."
13. "Why do we always talk about 'giving thanks' when really we're just trying not to get kicked out of the house for eating one more piece of pie?"
14. "The best part about Thanksgiving is knowing you can always blame it on the tryptophan coma when asked why you ate an entire pumpkin pie by yourself."
15. "On Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for... (pauses) Oh wait, just kidding! It's all about the food."
I hope these quotes give you a good laugh and help kick off your Thanksgiving celebrations with a smile!
I've got some fowl-tastic ideas for you!
Here are some cute Turkey sayings:
1. "Gobble 'til you wobble!"
2. "Fowl play is my game!"
3. "T-giving it up to family and friends"
4. "Pilgrim-approved, turkey-licious vibes only"
5. "Give thanks, give love, gobble often"
6. "Turkey time: where stuffing your face is encouraged"
7. "Gobble, gobble, hooray! It's Turkey Day!"
8. "Flocking awesome friends and family"
9. "May the odds be ever in your favor... to get seconds of turkey"
10. "Stuffing, mashing, and loving every minute"
Hope these make you cluck with joy!
Here are some short and sweet Thanksgiving quotes:
1. "Grateful for the blessings, not just the food." - Unknown
2. "Thank you is the best prayer that can be said." - Unknown
3. "Home is where the heart is, and my heart is full of gratitude." - Unknown
4. "The best way to express thanks is to share with others." - Unknown
5. "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life." - Melody Beattie
6. "May your Thanksgiving be filled with love, laughter, and all the fixin's!" - Unknown
7. "I'm thankful for the little things that make a big difference." - Unknown
8. "A house without love is like a body without soul." - Unknown
9. "Thanksgiving: The one day a year where you can eat as much as you want and still be grateful." - Unknown
10. "Give thanks with a grateful heart." - Don Moen
These quotes are short, sweet, and to the point, making them perfect for your Thanksgiving social media posts, cards, or even just a fun way to express your gratitude!
Gobble up these funny quotes about turkeys!
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why my turkey is better than yours."
2. "Why did the turkey join the band? Because he was a drumstick away from stardom!"
3. "What did the turkey say when he got kicked out of the bar? 'Fowl play'!"
4. "Turkey: because adulting is hard, but stuffing your face with food is easy."
5. "Why do turkeys have trouble sleeping? They're always having fowl dreams!"
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for the turkey marathon... aka Thanksgiving dinner."
7. "What did the turkey say to the pumpkin? 'You're a-maize-ing'!"
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you turkeys, make... well, that's still a work in progress"
9. "Why do turkeys have such great memories? Because they never forget how to gobble!"
10. "What did the turkey say when his friend asked him to go for a walk? 'Fowl weather'!"
11. "I'm not arguing with you about your Thanksgiving menu, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion... while secretly hoping there's no turkey involved."
12. "Why do turkeys love Halloween? Because they get to wear the best costume – their feathers!"
Hope these quotes make your day a little brighter and your belly laugh a little louder!