Here are some short and sweet "Him" love quotes with a dash of humor:
1. "I never thought I'd fall for someone like you, but then you came along and made me LOL... and also my heart skip beats."
2. "You're the reason why I no longer believe in love at first sight, because it took me 3 seconds to see your face and 3 years to stop thinking about you."
3. "Him: the only person who makes me laugh so hard, I snort my coffee out my nose."
4. "I thought I was done with love, but then Him came along and now I'm all out of wine... because I'm too busy being in love."
5. "When Him smiles, I forget that we're not married yet. When he frowns, I remember why we're still living together."
6. "I'm not saying you're the best thing since sliced bread, but if I had to choose between us and a freshly baked loaf of bread... I'd choose you... and then eat the bread afterwards"
7. "Him: the only person who makes me feel like I'm home when I'm with him... and also makes me want to leave my house with him."
8. "Love is all about taking risks, but with Him, it's more like taking a chance on making me laugh for the rest of my life"
9. "I didn't believe in love at first sight until I met Him. Now I'm convinced that love at first sight is just a myth perpetuated by people who got lucky."
10. "Him: the only person who makes me feel like I can conquer the world... or at least the couch for an entire day."
Here are some short, funny love quotes that might make your partner laugh:
1. "I'm not a photographer, I just take pictures of you because you're my favorite thing to look at."
2. "You're so beautiful, even the cat purrs when you walk by."
3. "We may not have matching towels, but we match perfectly in love."
4. "I don't know what's sweeter, your kisses or your cooking. Okay, it's definitely the kisses."
5. "Love is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty great."
6. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Netflix to my couch."
7. "I love you more than I love my favorite TV show, and that's saying a lot because I'm really obsessed with 'The Office'."
8. "We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other... mostly because we both like eating Cheetos in bed."
9. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face, or as my therapist calls it, 'morning anxiety'."
10. "I love you more than words can say, which is good because I'm not exactly a poet."
11. "You're the best thing that's ever happened to me, and by 'best', I mean the most entertaining thing that's ever happened to me."
12. "I don't need a Valentine's Day to tell you how much I love you, but it doesn't hurt either."
13. "We may not be perfect, but we're perfect for each other... and also because we both hate doing dishes."
14. "You're the reason I'm not afraid of commitment, mostly because I know that with you, our relationship will always be a 'commitment' to eating pizza together on Friday nights."
15. "I love you more than I love my favorite video game, which is saying a lot because I've spent over 100 hours playing it."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your words. Your partner will appreciate the thought and effort you put into making them laugh and feel loved!
Here are some funny, loving, and playful quote options that you can use to make your special someone laugh:
1. "You're the only one who makes me laugh so hard I snort my coffee out my nose."
2. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together for a long time."
3. "You're the cream in my coffee, the sun to my sky, and the beat to my heart."
4. "Why did you cross the road? To get away from your snoring!"
5. "Love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
6. "I love you more than I love being right...and that's a lot."
7. "You're so beautiful, you made my heart skip a beat...and then it went back to normal because I'm not a doctor."
8. "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!"
9. "I don't know what's more exhausting, being in love with you or chasing after my own happiness."
10. "You're the only one who makes me feel like I'm home...or maybe that's just because we have a Netflix subscription together."
11. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
12. "Love is the answer, even when it's not the answer to anything in particular."
13. "I love you more than I love my favorite food...and that's saying something because I really love pizza."
14. "You're so lovely, you make me want to write a sonnet...but honestly, I'm too tired and will just send you a meme instead."
15. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!"
Remember, the most important thing is to be genuine and sincere in your words. Find what makes her laugh, and don't be afraid to be a little silly or playful!
Here are some hilarious and romantic "him" laugh, funny love quotes in English:
1. **Laughter is the best medicine**: When you're with him, even the most mundane moments become a comedy show.
2. **Love makes me laugh like no one's watching**: His sense of humor has me giggling uncontrollably, even when we're alone.
3. **He's the reason I wake up smiling**: His laughter is contagious, and it starts my day off right.
4. **We may not be perfect, but our imperfections make us laugh together**: Life with him is full of laughter, love, and adventure.
5. **Laughter is my favorite exercise**: And exercising with him is the best workout ever!
6. **He's got me in stitches every day**: His silly jokes and playful teasing keep me laughing all day long.
7. **Love is the best comedy routine**: With him, life is a hilarious rom-com, and I'm the main character.
8. **His smile can light up a room (and my heart)**: When he laughs, everyone around us can't help but laugh too.
9. **Laughter is our love language**: We communicate in silly voices, funny faces, and plenty of laughter.
10. **Together, we're the funniest couple ever**: Our love is a comedy show that never ends, and I'm so grateful to be his co-star.
11. **He's the one who makes me LOL (literally)**: His sense of humor is infectious, and it brings us even closer together.
12. **Love is laughing with him, not at him**: He's always making me laugh, and I'm grateful for those special moments.
These quotes celebrate the joy and laughter that comes from a loving relationship. Remember to cherish those silly moments and laugh together often!
I've got some adorable and humorous love quotes for you!
1. "You're not my best friend, you're not my soulmate... but you're the one I want to play video games with."
2. "Love is when you forget everything, except your love."
3. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! And that's how I feel when I'm with you - outstanding!"
4. "You had me at 'hello'... and then you got me a coffee, so it's really all about the little things."
5. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying something because I REALLY love pizza."
6. "My heart is like a game of Jenga - one wrong move and everything falls apart. But with you, it's like we're building a new tower together."
7. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... we're just meant to be together!"
8. "We may not have it all figured out, but we'll figure it out together, and that's what makes life so sweet."
9. "Why did the couple bring a ladder on their date? Because they wanted to take things to the next level! And I think we're getting close..."
10. "Love is when you realize someone is perfect for you in every way - except for the fact that they leave the cap off the toothpaste."
11. "You're my favorite person to wake up to, fall asleep with, and spend all day with... and that's not just because I'm a morning person."
12. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! And what do you call a partner who makes you laugh even when things are tough? My love!"
13. "Love is the thing that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside... kind of like wearing a cozy sweater on a cold day."
14. "I don't have a six-pack, but I do have a love for you that's strong and steady - and that's what really matters!"
15. "You're not my perfect match, you're my imperfectly amazing partner in crime!"
I hope these quotes make your heart skip a beat (or at least bring a smile to your face)!
Here are some funny love quotes that might make her laugh:
1. "You had me at hello... or should I say, you had me at pizza delivery?"
2. "I never knew love could be so crazy, but then I met you and now my sanity is questionable."
3. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
4. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
5. "Love is like a fart – awkward, unpredictable, and sometimes really stinky. But with you, I'm okay with that."
6. "Why did you become my favorite person? Well, for starters, you're the only one who doesn't think I'm crazy."
7. "You're not just my soulmate; you're also my partner in crime... or at least in Netflix binge-watching."
8. "I love you more than I love my cat, and that's a lot of love."
9. "We're like two peas in a pod – except one pea is slightly more responsible and the other pea is me."
10. "Our love is like a puzzle; sometimes it takes us a while to figure out how we fit together, but when we do, it's amazing."
11. "You make me laugh, even on my worst days... which are usually after I've had too much coffee."
12. "Love is the best – except maybe pizza. Okay, love and pizza are tied for first place."
13. "If you were a song, I'd listen to it 24/7; if you were a cat, I'd pet you all day long."
14. "Why did we fall in love? Well, I think it's because we both love making fun of each other... just kidding (or are we?)!"
15. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day, and also the one who makes me laugh at silly cat videos."
16. "Our love is like a game – except instead of winning or losing, we just get to spend time together making fun of each other's jokes."
17. "I love you more than I love my favorite TV show... which is saying something, because that show is really great."
18. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Merlot to my pizza night – in short, you're amazing."
19. "Our love is like a recipe – except instead of ingredients, we use sarcasm, humor, and a dash of craziness."
20. "I love you more than I love my morning coffee... which is saying something, because that coffee is really good."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and be genuine in your words. These funny love quotes are meant to bring a smile to her face, but don't forget to express your true feelings as well!
I've got some annoyingly lovable quotes for the special guy in your life!
1. "You're so annoying, but I love you anyway."
2. "Why do I always find myself stuck in traffic when thinking of you?"
3. "You're my favorite human being on this planet... and also the one I love to hate."
4. "I never thought I'd be the type to get annoyed by someone's quirks, but then you came along..."
5. "Love is all about accepting each other's flaws, and yours are seriously driving me crazy!"
6. "You're so good at making me laugh... and also at making me roll my eyes in frustration."
7. "I never thought I'd say this to someone, but you really bring out the worst in me... and I love it that way."
8. "We may not always see eye-to-eye, but when we do, it's like a little piece of heaven on earth."
9. "You're my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans, and also the one I want to spend forever with."
10. "I love how you can be simultaneously infuriating and adorable at the same time. It's a talent, really."
11. "We may not always agree on everything, but that's what makes our relationship so interesting... and annoying."
12. "You're my favorite person to argue with... and also my favorite person to make up with."
13. "I never thought I'd love someone who can be so frustratingly obtuse at times, but here we are!"
14. "Our relationship is like a beautiful mess – imperfect, chaotic, and utterly lovable."
15. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the coffee to my cream, and also the one who drives me absolutely crazy sometimes."
Feel free to use these quotes as inspiration or copy-paste them straight into a love note or message!
Here are some funny quotes that can bring a smile to his face over text:
1. "I just wanted to let you know that I'm not ignoring you, I'm just thinking really hard and my thoughts are louder than your messages"
2. "You're so lucky to have me as a partner in crime... and also in life"
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a girlfriend? A pizza doesn't leave the box or talk back"
4. "I'm not saying you're old, but I heard older people like this joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
5. "You're so sweet, you make my heart sugar-coated and ready to be devoured... just kidding, sort of"
6. "If we're being honest, I'm only sending you funny cat videos because they're cute and not because I love you (but let's keep that between us)"
7. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Don't worry, it's a-maize-ing"
8. "I hope you're having a good day, but if not, just know that you can always count on me to make things worse"
9. "Who needs a beach body when you have a Netflix-and-chill body?"
10. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night"
11. "Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus! But don't worry, it's not contagious... or is it?"
12. "If we ever get married, can I be the one who gets to wear the pants? Just kidding, that would never happen because you're the boss"
13. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference (mostly because I'm right)"
14. "You're so cool, you make ice look like it's having a meltdown"
15. "What did the tree say to the autumn wind? 'Leaf me alone!'"
Remember to keep your tone light and playful when sending these quotes over text. You want to bring a smile to his face, not start an argument or come across as too cheesy!