I'd be happy to provide you with short quotes. Here are a few:
* "Be yourself." - Mae West
* "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
* "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
* "Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions." - Dalai Lama XIV
* "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Wayne Gretzky
I'd be happy to provide quotes that are suitable for a man. Here are some inspiring and thought-provoking quotes:
**Motivation**
* "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
* "It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop." - Confucius
* "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
**Inspiration**
* "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
* "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground." - Theodore Roosevelt
* "Do something today that your future self will thank you for." - Unknown
**Wisdom**
* "A man is not old until his regrets take place of his dreams." - John Barrymore
* "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
* "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
**Humor**
* "I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person. I'm an 'whenever-the-coffee-kicks-in' person." - Unknown
* "Why buy a cat when you can adopt one?" - Unknown (perfect for cat lovers!)
* "Life is like playing the piano: what you do today won't be remembered tomorrow, but it will affect the melody of your life forever." - Unknown
I hope these quotes inspire and motivate him!
I'd be happy to provide romantic quotes specifically for her. Here are some beautiful and heartfelt quotes that you can use:
1. "You are the finest, most precious gem in my collection." - Unknown
2. "My heart is and always will be yours." - Unknown
3. "You're not just a person I love, you're a part of me." - Unknown
4. "I never knew anyone could feel as happy without knowing it as you do." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
5. "You are my today and all of my tomorrows." - Unknown
6. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
7. "She was his everything, the sunshine to his sky, the stars to his night." - Unknown
8. "In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine." - Maya Angelou
9. "You are the one thing in my life that I can't replace, no matter how hard I try." - Unknown
10. "If all else perished and only an image remained, I think you would say that even beauty is transitory except for one thing: that loving gaze of yours." - Marcel Proust
11. "You're the first person I think of in a new day and the last person I think of at night." - Unknown
12. "The greatest happiness some people can know is simple homespun satisfaction with the morning's work, the evening's recreation, the companionship of those they love." - Lyman Beecher
I hope these quotes help you express your feelings to her!
I've got a plethora of punny and playful quotes for you! Here are some funny ones:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" - Unknown
3. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
4. "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!" - Unknown
5. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Unknown
6. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Mitch Hedberg
7. "Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish." - Unknown
8. "What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!" - Unknown
9. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" - Unknown
10. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
Hope these quotes brought a smile to your face!