funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
unique senior quotes
"I've traded my backpack for boundless horizons—here's to the adventures that await."
"High school taught me that the best lessons aren't in textbooks, but in the messy moments that shape us."
"In a world full of copies, be an original; I've spent four years practicing."
"Coffee, chaos, and a dash of courage: that's the recipe for surviving—and thriving—beyond these walls."
"Not every path is straight, but every detour has led me here, ready for what's next."
"I've learned that failure is just life's plot twist; bring on the sequel."
"Four years of forging friendships and chasing dreams—now, it's time to rewrite the stars."
"Wearing a cap and gown doesn't mean I've got it all figured out; it just means I'm excited to keep questioning."
"Life's a mixtape of memories; mine's full of laughter, lessons, and a few off-key notes."
"Here's to the rebels, the dreamers, and the ones who colored outside the lines—high school's over, but the masterpiece continues."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."
short funny yearbook quotes
I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote.
Procrastination is my superpower.
High school: where math made me cry and friends made me laugh.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever comes first.
I put the "elusive" in exclusive friendships.
Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just skipping class.
funny senior quotes from movies
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"It's not a tumor!" – Kindergarten Cop
"I'm just one step away from being rich." – The Wolf of Wall Street (paraphrased for humor)
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"Dude, where's my car?" – Dude, Where's My Car?
"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire
senior quotes for girls
She believed she could, so she did.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Be the girl who decided to go for it.
Well-behaved women seldom make history.
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
Here's to strong women: may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.
Adventure is worthwhile in itself.
You are capable of amazing things.
Embrace the glorious mess that you are.
The world is yours to conquer.
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker
funny senior quotes for girls
"I survived four years of high school without breaking a nail—miracles do happen!"
"Prom queen by day, pajama party by night. Adulthood, don't ruin my vibe."
"They say the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Good thing I'm great at ordering takeout."
"My GPA might be average, but my dance moves in the mirror are straight A+ material."
"High school taught me that coffee and mascara can fix anything... except maybe my math grades."
"Finally graduating! Now I can stop pretending to understand boys."
"I spent more time perfecting my eyeliner than my essays. #Priorities"
"Life's too short for bad hair days and boring classes—bring on the real world!"
"They called it senioritis, I call it strategic napping."
"Out of high school and into the wild: Watch out world, this girl's got plans and a killer playlist."