I'd be delighted to provide you with some short, inspiring, and funny quotes! Here are a few:
1. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
2. "Life is 10% what happens and 90% how you react to it. And also, pizza is 100% delicious." - Unknown
3. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And if you do take them, there's a good chance you'll still miss. But hey, at least you tried!" - Me (just kidding, but it sounds like something I'd say)
4. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the occasional burst of productivity." - Unknown
6. "Don't give up! Even if you're tired, hungry, or covered in cat hair... you can still do it!" - Me (again, just kidding)
7. "Life is short, but snail mail is long. So, keep writing those letters and sending them out into the world!" - Unknown
8. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then spill it on your shirt because, let's be real, accidents happen." - Me (okay, I'll stop now)
9. "Believe you can and you're halfway there. The other half is just as important, but hey, at least you started!" - Unknown
10. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if that's not the case, well... at least you'll have a good story to tell later." - Unknown
I hope these quotes put a smile on your face and inspire you to tackle whatever challenges come your way!
Here are some very short and funny quotes:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "Caffeine fueled, sarcasm guaranteed."
3. "Don't care, don't know, don't remember."
4. "Today's goals: eat pizza, watch Netflix, pretend to be a functioning member of society."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "Procrastination is my superpower."
7. " Warning: this person may or may not be having a good day."
8. "My life is like a rom-com – except for the whole 'being single' thing."
9. "I don't have a social life, I have Netflix and pizza."
10. "Warning: sassy comments ahead – proceed with caution."
11. "This is my face when I'm trying to be serious: "
12. "What's the point of having friends if you can just pretend they're there?"
13. "Life hack: just put on a hat and sunglasses, and people will think you're interesting."
14. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
15. "My love life is like a rollercoaster – except for the whole 'not being on a rollercoaster' thing."
Hope these short funny quotes bring a smile to your face!
I've got a collection of very short, funny quotes about life that you might enjoy:
1. "Life is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
2. "Adulting is just pretending to be responsible while secretly eating cereal for dinner."
3. "Life hack: just pretend you're a chicken and cluck your way through difficult situations."
4. "The secret to life is... no, I forgot what the secret to life is. Wait, was it 'eat more pizza'?"
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode like my phone."
6. "Life is a game of Jenga: you never know when everything will come crashing down."
7. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is pretending to be an adult."
8. "The best way to get over someone is to pretend they're a bad Wi-Fi signal and block them."
9. "Life hack: just put on a good pair of socks and you'll face anything."
10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
11. "Life is like a video game: sometimes you win, sometimes you die, but mostly you just get stuck on the same level forever."
12. "The key to life is finding what makes you happy and then pretending it's not weird when you're 40 and still playing World of Warcraft."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
I'd love to provide you with some funny and crazy quotes! Here are a few:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
2. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" - Unknown
3. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." - Steve Martin
4. "The only thing more exhausting than chasing your dreams is not chasing them at all." - Unknown
5. "What's the point of having a 1,000-word vocabulary if you're just gonna use 'whatever'?" - Unknown
6. "I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference." - Mitch Hedberg
7. "If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should be doing something else." - Unknown
8. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces just don't fit, and that's okay. You can always make a weird-shaped picture out of them." - Unknown
9. "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive anyway." - Unknown
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications." - Unknown
And here are a few more that might make you laugh:
1. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!" - Unknown
2. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!" - Unknown
3. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!" - Unknown
4. "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!" - Unknown
5. "What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!" - Unknown
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and a dash of humor to your day!
Here are some inspiring and funny quotes to brighten up your workday:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
3. "Coffee: Because adulting is hard." - Unknown
4. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then go back to your desk and pretend it's not 11 am yet." - Unknown
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
6. "The only thing we have to fear is the looming deadline...and also Mondays." - Unknown
7. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
8. "My favorite part of the workday: The 3 o'clock coffee break, followed closely by the 'I'm almost done with this task' feeling." - Unknown
9. "You miss 100% of the opportunities you don't take. And also the ones you do take, but that's a different story." - Unknown
10. "The most effective way to do it, is to do it." - Amelia Earhart
11. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my relaxation time." - Unknown
12. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (Bonus: You're never too old for a nap at your desk either)
13. "The best way to get motivated is to do something you don't want to do. Then if you survive, do it again the next day." - Unknown
14. "Today's goals: Make it through the meeting without falling asleep, and then make it home in time for dinner." - Unknown
15. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
Remember to keep a sense of humor at work, but also be respectful and considerate of your colleagues.
A great topic! Here are some inspiring and funny quotes about life and struggles:
**On Life:**
1. "Life is like a puzzle, except the pieces don't always fit, and sometimes you have to use force to make them work." - Unknown
2. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it." - Charles R. Swindoll
3. "The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "Life doesn't have a pause button, but it does have a rewind feature... use it wisely!" - Unknown
**On Struggles:**
1. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you limes, make margaritas." - Unknown
2. "Struggle is not unique to me; struggle is universal. And the only way we're going to get through this thing called life is by supporting each other." - Michelle Obama
3. "You don't have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you." - Dan Millman
4. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk... In a world that's changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is standing still." - Mark Zuckerberg
**On Mental Health:**
1. "Mental health isn't something to be ashamed of; it's something to be talked about." - Unknown
2. "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." - Christopher Robin (A.A. Milne)
3. "The most powerful thing you can do is talk about your feelings and experiences openly and honestly." - Unknown
4. "Don't let anyone dull your sparkle... You're a work of art, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!" - Unknown
**On Failure:**
1. "Failure is not the opposite of success; it's a part of success." - Arianna Huffington
2. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
3. "Don't be discouraged by failure. Be encouraged by your willingness to learn from it." - Unknown
4. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
**On Resilience:**
1. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it... You can't change the cards you're dealt, just learn to play the hand." - Warren Buffett
2. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
3. "When life gets tough, the tough get creative." - Unknown
4. "Resilience is not about being immune to difficulties; it's about being able to bounce back from them." - Unknown
I hope these quotes inspire and motivate you!
I've got some great ones for you!
Here are some inspiring and funny quotes about life:
1. "Life is like a piano. What you get depends on how you play it." - Unknown
2. "The only thing we have to fear is running out of snacks." - Unknown
3. "You're never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis (but let's be real, who doesn't love a good cookie?)
4. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it... unless you're allergic to peanuts, then it's more like 50/50."
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson (and if the clock tells you it's time for a nap, just go with it)
6. "Life is short, but snacks are forever." - Unknown
7. "The best way to predict your future is to invent it... or at least have a really good Netflix password."
8. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing, right?"
9. "Life is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're not wearing any pants." - Unknown
10. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you... or at least try not to eat too much cheese before bedtime."
11. "Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans... or scrolling through Twitter for hours on end."
12. "You are never too old to set another goal, or to dream a new dream... unless your goal is to become the next big influencer, then you might be a bit late to the party."
13. "Life is short, but memories are forever... and if you're lucky, someone will remember them for you."
14. "The only thing that's constant is change... and Netflix's algorithm deciding what show you'll watch next."
15. "You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and make today the first day of the rest of your life... or at least try to adult for the next 5 minutes before grabbing another snack."
I hope these quotes give you a good chuckle and a boost of motivation!
I've got some good ones for you!
1. "Life is like a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is on fire and we're all just trying not to get too many singed eyebrows."
2. "Adulting is like being a superhero, except instead of having superpowers, I have a Netflix subscription and a willingness to eat leftovers for dinner."
3. "Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react... or in my case, it's 100% making fun of myself for reacting badly."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
5. "The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life which has been given to you. Or, you know, play Minecraft all day and pretend it's an adventure."
6. "I don't always make good choices, but I do always try to make excuses for why I didn't make better ones."
7. "Life is like a puzzle. Sometimes the pieces fit together perfectly, and sometimes they're just a bunch of weird shapes that you have to force into place while pretending it's still a beautiful picture."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... like my phone, but without the occasional notification that reminds me I should probably do something about it."
9. "Life is 50% what happens and 50% how you react... unless you're me, in which case it's 100% being a hot mess."
10. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to video games, but I did get a participation trophy just for showing up... to my own funeral."
11. "Life is like a game of Jenga – you start with a solid foundation, then you take away a few pieces, and suddenly it's all wobbly and you're just hoping the whole thing doesn't come crashing down on your head."
12. "I'm not a morning person... unless I've had coffee. Or energy drinks. Or a Red Bull. Okay, fine – I'm not a functioning member of society until after 10 am."
Hope these made you LOL!