A mix of romance and humor! Here are some funny romantic love quotes:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a whole lot." - Unknown
2. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, but after a few draws, you're just trying to find the club." - Unknown
3. "I love you because you are my best friend, my partner in crime, and my forever home." - Unknown
4. "We fit together like Lego pieces, except when we don't, then we just yell at each other until someone breaks something." - Unknown
5. "Love is like a pizza delivery guy – he shows up unexpectedly, brings joy, and sometimes leaves a mess." - Unknown
6. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation, add some laughter and tears, and hope you don't end up with a pile of rubble." - Unknown
7. "I love you more than I love my cat, and that's saying something because I really love my cat." - Unknown
8. "Love is like riding a bike – except when it's not, then it's more like trying to ride a unicorn while eating spaghetti." - Unknown
9. "We're not perfect, but our imperfections are perfectly imperfect for each other." - Unknown
10. "I love you because you make me laugh, even on the days when I'm just pretending to be happy so I don't scare the cat." - Unknown
11. "Our love is like a box of chocolates – it's sweet, messy, and occasionally causes indigestion." - Unknown
12. "You're my person, my partner in crime, and the only one who doesn't think I'm crazy for loving cats this much." - Unknown
Remember, love is funny, weird, and wonderful – just like us!
Here are some funny love quotes for a guy:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
3. "I'm not saying I'm addicted to you, but I've got a permanent cramp in my heart from thinking about you."
4. "If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd have at least $5 by now."
5. "You're so sweet, you make me want to give up sugar."
6. "I love you more with every passing day, which is weird because I'm not getting any older."
7. "You're the only one who makes me feel like a million bucks... or at least a decent lunch."
8. "If you were a pizza topping, I'd put you on everything."
9. "I don't want to spend the rest of my life with anyone else. Can we just order takeout and watch Netflix forever?"
10. "You're the only one who makes me feel like I'm not crazy... and that's saying something because I am a little crazy."
11. "If I had to choose between you and a lifetime supply of tacos, I'd choose you. But let's be real, that's a tough choice."
12. "I love you more than anything in the world... except maybe my video games."
13. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the gravy to my mashed potatoes, the—"
14. "If we were playing beer pong, I'd throw the whole game just to get closer to you."
15. "I love you more than words can express... which is weird because I'm trying to express it here."
Remember, humor is subjective, so feel free to modify or add your own flair to make these quotes more personalized and funny for the guy in your life!
I've got some short and funny love quotes for you!
1. "You had me at hello... or at least after the third date."
2. "Love is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
3. "We may not be perfect, but together we're imperfectly perfect."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on love-time."
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... you get the idea."
6. "Love is a many-splendored thing, unless it's not, then it's just weird."
7. "You make my heart skip a beat... or two... or three... okay, fine, you make my heart do lots of things."
8. "I love you more than words can say, which is good because I'm terrible at coming up with words."
9. "Love is the best, especially when it's not a competition... but let's be real, it usually is."
10. "You're the reason I wake up in the morning, and also the reason I hit snooze 12 times."
11. "I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
12. "We may not have everything figured out, but we've got each other... and that's enough for me."
13. "You're the cream to my coffee, the Merlot to my pizza night... basically, you're the best thing since sliced bread."
14. "Love is like a box of chocolates: it's messy, it's confusing, but sometimes it's really good."
15. "I love you more with every passing day, which is weird because I'm not even sure what that means."
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny love quotes that might make her smile:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a whole lot of love."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night."
3. "I'm not a photographer, I just like taking pictures of you because you're so beautiful."
4. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and go to bed with a heart full of love."
5. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
6. "I'm stuck on you like glue, except when I'm eating lunch alone at my desk, then I'm free to roam."
7. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the sunshine to my day, the reason I wear matching socks."
8. "Our love is like a fine wine – it only gets better with age... and also because we're both getting older and more wrinkly."
9. "I don't have a single favorite thing about you. That would be too easy. But I do have a million tiny things that make my heart skip a beat."
10. "You're the one I want to share my Netflix password with, my snacks, my couch, and my life."
11. "We may not be perfect, but our love is. Well, except for that one time when... oh wait, never mind."
12. "I love you more than I love being right, and that's a lot because I'm always right."
13. "You're the peanut to my butter, the Merlot to my pizza night, the reason I still have a social life."
14. "Our love is like a good joke – it makes me laugh every day, even when things get weird."
15. "I don't care if you're a morning person or not. I'll love you in the morning, at noon, and at midnight."
Remember, humor is subjective, so find what works best for her sense of humor and style!
Here are some short and funny love quotes for him:
1. "I'm not a photographer, I just like taking pictures of you."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... basically, you're the best thing since sliced bread."
3. "I don't know what's more amazing, your abs or the fact that you can do 100 push-ups in a row"
4. "You're so gorgeous, I'm starting to think I should just get a tattoo of your face and save myself the trouble of looking at anyone else."
5. "Why did it take me so long to realize I was in love with you? Oh right, because I was too busy staring at your perfect face"
6. "You're not the love of my life, but you're definitely on the list"
7. "If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have at least 50 dollars... and a lot of anxiety"
8. "You're so smart, you make me feel like an idiot... which is actually pretty sexy"
9. "I love how we can just sit on the couch, eat ice cream, and watch Netflix all day. You're my partner in procrastination"
10. "You're not perfect, but your imperfections are what make you perfect for me"
11. "I don't care if we're broke, as long as I have you and a jar of peanut butter, I'm set"
12. "Why do you always have to be so charming? Can't you just be grumpy for once?"
13. "You're the only person who can make me laugh when I'm having a bad hair day"
14. "I love how we can be silly and ridiculous together... it's like we're in our own little cartoon"
15. "You're so kind, it makes me want to cry... but also, it makes me feel grateful that you're mine"
Remember, humor is subjective, so make sure these quotes resonate with your partner's sense of humor!
Here are some funny love quotes that might make her laugh:
1. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot because I really love pizza."
2. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... and the reason why I'm always late for work."
3. "Love is when he gives you his heart, and you give him yours in return... and then you both have to figure out how to use this thing called a 'commitment'."
4. "We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other... like two broken clocks that somehow still manage to keep the same time."
5. "I love you more than words can say... which is weird because I'm saying it right now."
6. "You make me laugh when I need it most, and you make me cry when I least expect it... but mostly just when I accidentally drink too much wine."
7. "We're a match made in heaven... or at the very least, a match made in our respective Netflix queues."
8. "I love you more than my phone battery loves being fully charged... which is to say, really really loudly."
9. "You're the reason why I wake up with a smile on my face... and also because I accidentally set my alarm clock to 'Taylor Swift - Shake It Off' again."
10. "We're not just in love, we're in love with our own weirdness... and that's what makes us so awesome."
11. "You're the cream cheese to my bagel, the peanut butter to my jelly... or you know, just the one who puts up with all my nonsense."
12. "I love you more than I love taking naps... which is saying a lot because I REALLY love taking naps."
13. "We're not perfect, but we're perfect for each other... like two broken appliances that somehow still manage to make coffee together."
14. "You're the reason why I laugh when I'm sad, and cry when I'm happy... or you know, just the one who makes me feel all the feels."
15. "I love you more than my favorite memes... which is saying a lot because I REALLY love memes."
Remember, humor is subjective, so find what makes her laugh and use that to make your own funny love quotes!
I've got some funny love quotes that are perfect for couples:
1. "You had me at hello... and then you ate the last slice of pizza."
2. "Love is like a good joke. It takes time to develop, but when it hits, it's hilarious."
3. "We're not arguing, we're just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot."
5. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... or in other words, you're stuck with me."
6. "Our love is like a game of Jenga. We take risks, laugh at each other's jokes, and hope our relationship doesn't collapse under the pressure."
7. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're perfect for me."
8. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of perception." (And also the gate to the fridge, because let's be real.)
9. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
10. "You're the only one I'd share my snacks with... and even then, only if you promise not to eat them all in one sitting."
11. "Our love is like a perfectly imperfect pizza: a little cheesy, a little saucy, and totally worth the calories."
12. "I love you more than words can say... which is good, because I'm really bad at saying nice things."
13. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and the only one who doesn't think I'm crazy for wearing pajamas to brunch."
14. "Our love is like a beautiful mess: messy, chaotic, and completely worth it."
15. "I don't need a map to find you, but if I did, it would say 'straight to your heart'."
Feel free to share these funny love quotes with your significant other and enjoy the laughter together!
Sweet overtures! Here are some short, funny, and playful love quotes to make your special someone smile:
1. "You're a-maize-ing!"
2. "I doughnut know what I'd do without you."
3. "You're the mac to my cheese."
4. "We're a matcha made in heaven."
5. "You're the cream to my coffee."
6. "I'm stuck on you like glue...and that's okay, because you're awesome!"
7. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, and I don't want it any other way."
8. "I love you more than pizza...and that's a lot."
9. "You're the sunshine to my cloudy days."
10. "We're a pair-fect match."
11. "You make my heart skip a beat...or two...or three..."
12. "Love is like pi - it's irrational and I don't care who knows it!"
13. "You're the Merlot to my pizza night."
14. "I'm hooked on you like a catfisher."
15. "You're the cream in my Oreo cookie."
16. "We're a matcha made in heaven...or at least, that's what I keep telling myself."
17. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face...and it's not just because I'm thinking about coffee."
18. "I love you more than words can express...but let me try: I LOVE YOU!"
19. "You're the honey to my bee, the butter to my toast, and the Merlot to my pizza night."
20. "We're a pair of weirdos who work really well together."
Remember, humor is subjective, so pick the one that makes you both laugh!