Here are some ideas for humorous short messages you could write in a wedding card:
1. "Congratulations on finally figuring out how to make the other person happy. Now go forth and annoy each other for 50 years!"
2. "To my favorite couple: May your love be as strong as your arguments, as fierce as your debates, and as endless as your Netflix queues."
3. "Just wanted to say that I'm glad you two are getting married because now I can finally stop feeling guilty about not inviting myself to the bachelor/bachelorette parties"
4. "Congratulations on taking the plunge! May your love for each other be greater than your love of arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste."
5. "On your special day, I just wanted to remind you that marriage is all about compromise... and also giving up your Netflix password."
6. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's hair on a good day, as strong as your partner's grip when they're holding onto something precious, and as long-lasting as your partner's patience with your snoring"
7. "Just wanted to say that I'm honored to have known you two before you got married and became one of those annoying couples who always make jokes about how much they love each other"
8. "Congratulations on taking the leap! May your marriage be filled with laughter, adventure, and a healthy dose of sarcasm (because, let's be real, that's what gets us through the tough times)"
9. "On your wedding day, I just wanted to remind you that marriage is all about finding someone who loves you for who you are... even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
10. "May your love be as infinite as your partner's storage capacity on their phone"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure it's not too cringeworthy or embarrassing for the couple.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes:
1. "May your love for each other be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal."
2. "Wishing you a marriage that's 'a-maize-ing'!"
3. "May your love story have a happy ending, and also a Netflix series deal."
4. "You two are the 'mac' to each other's 'cheese' – stick together and you'll be golden!"
5. "Marriage is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Cheers to your slice of happiness!"
6. "May your love be as infinite as the number of cat videos on YouTube."
7. "Wishing you a love that's 'paws-itive' and always fur-ever strong!"
8. "Marriage is like playing Jenga: you start with a solid base, add some excitement, and hope it doesn't all come crashing down at once. Congrats!"
9. "May your love be the spark that sets off a chain reaction of happiness, and also makes you both laugh until your belly hurts."
10. "You two are a match made in 'Tinder' heaven – swipe right on love and happiness!"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as these wishes are meant to bring a smile to the happy couple's faces!
The age-old question: what to write in a wedding card that's funny and friendly? Here are some ideas:
**For the bride**
* "You've finally found someone who loves you more than pizza. Congrats!"
* "I'm so happy to see you're off the market... just kidding, I know you'll always be my friend"
* "May your love for each other continue to grow stronger than your Instagram filters"
**For the groom**
* " Congratulations on finding someone crazy enough to marry you"
* "I hope your marriage is as awesome as your dance moves at our friend's wedding last year "
* "You're finally settling down... just kidding, I know you'll still be the life of the party"
**For both**
* "Cheers to a lifetime of love, laughter, and making memories that will become inside jokes"
* "May your love for each other be as strong as our friendship (which is saying something)"
* "Here's to many adventures together... and occasional disagreements about who left the dishes in the sink"
**Playful roast**
* "You two are perfect for each other. You're both crazy, but at least you have someone to share the craziness with"
* "I'm so happy to see [Bride/Groom] has finally found someone who can put up with them"
Remember, keep it light-hearted and playful, as you want your message to be a celebration of their love and commitment, not an embarrassment for them on their special day!
Here are some ideas for funny one-liners to write in a wedding card:
1. "Congratulations on finally figuring out how to make each other laugh... and that's just the beginning!"
2. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi connection"
3. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Pair)"
4. "Love is in the air, and so is the wine"
5. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you more than pizza"
6. "Here's to many years of arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
7. "You're stuck with each other forever... just like your Netflix password"
8. "Love is a beautiful thing, and so are matching tattoos"
9. "Congratulations on finding someone who doesn't think you're crazy (most of the time)"
10. "May your marriage be as smooth as your first dance... and not like that awkward uncle at the reception"
11. "You two are the dynamic duo of love"
12. "Here's to many years of making memories, and also making each other laugh"
13. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are... even when you leave the dishes until morning"
14. "Love is blind, but your in-laws will always see right through it"
15. "You're stuck with each other forever... and that's a good thing"
Remember to keep the tone light-hearted and playful, and make sure the joke doesn't offend anyone (especially not the newlyweds!).
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your best friend:
1. "Cheers to you both becoming the ultimate power couple... in marriage, of course!"
2. "May your love be as strong as my friendship and your arguments as rare as my dance moves"
3. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you more than I do (just kidding, kind of). Wishing you a lifetime of happiness, laughter, and minimal eye-rolling"
4. "You two are the peanut butter and jelly of couples – stuck together forever! Congrats, friends!"
5. "May your marriage be as smooth as my best friend's hair (thanks, conditioner!) and may your love for each other grow stronger with time"
6. "Wishing you a lifetime of adventures, inside jokes, and making memories that will last longer than our college-era party pics"
7. "Here's to many more sleepless nights worrying about the in-laws, but mostly just enjoying each other's company"
8. "You two are the reason I believe in love (and also my mom, who thinks you're perfect for each other). Congratulations on your special day!"
9. "May your marriage be as lit as our college party anthems and as strong as our friendship – which, let's be real, is basically unbreakable"
10. "Congratulations to the happiest couple I know! May your love for each other be the spark that keeps your marriage shining bright"
Remember, these are just suggestions – feel free to add your own personal touch and humor to make them even more special for your best friend!
Here are some funny marriage wishes for your friend:
1. "Wishing you a lifetime supply of laughter, adventure, and Netflix password sharing."
2. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and your arguments as rare as a unicorn sighting."
3. "Congratulations on taking the biggest risk of your life (after asking me to be your bridesmaid) - may it pay off in the best way possible!"
4. "Wishing you a marriage that's as smooth as your dance moves and as sweet as your wife's baking."
5. "May your love grow stronger with each passing day, and your patience grow longer with each passing argument"
6. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you more than they love pizza - may it be a never-ending supply of both!"
7. "Wishing you a marriage that's as fun as your jokes, as adventurous as your travels, and as loving as your cat's cuddles."
8. "May your marriage be the perfect blend of romance, humor, and arguing over who left the dishes in the sink"
9. "Congratulations on taking the leap and marrying your best friend - may you never stop laughing together!"
10. "Wishing you a lifetime of making memories, sharing snacks, and pretending to like each other's favorite TV shows"
Remember, these are just for fun, and it's always a good idea to tailor your message to your friend's sense of humor and relationship style.
Here are some funny one-liners you could use in a wedding card, inspired by Reddit:
1. "Congratulations on finally figuring out how to make each other laugh... and also how to put up with each other's snoring"
2. "May your love be as endless as Netflix and as strong as your Wi-Fi signal"
3. "Wishing you a lifetime of making memories, not just memories of arguing about who left the dishes in the sink"
4. "Congratulations on taking the plunge! Now go forth and make some more... babies... or at least, more inside jokes"
5. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's dance moves (or at least, as smooth as they think they are)"
6. "Wishing you a love that's stronger than your in-laws' opinions on the best pizza topping"
7. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are... even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste"
8. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, joy, and only occasional eye-rolling at each other's dad jokes"
9. "Wishing you a love that's as limitless as your partner's appetite for snacks (but not too limitless, because let's be real, there are limits)"
10. "Congratulations on finding your person! Now go forth and make some more... inside jokes about how much they annoy you when you're trying to watch TV"
11. "May your marriage be as harmonious as a well-timed fart joke (but not too harmonious, because that would get old)"
12. "Wishing you a love that's stronger than your partner's Netflix password (but let's be real, it probably isn't)"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and make sure the humor is respectful and tasteful. After all, it's just a wedding card!
Funny wedding card messages are a great way to add some humor and personality to your congratulations. Here are some examples of funny wedding card messages that you might find on Reddit or other online platforms:
1. "Congrats on finally figuring out who gets the remote control!"
2. "You two are perfect for each other, like peanut butter and pickles."
3. "I'm not crying, it's just allergies... to boring marriages."
4. "Love is in the air (and also on Tinder)."
5. "You're officially stuck with each other now. Just kidding, that's the best part!"
6. "Marriage is like a game of Jenga. You start with a solid foundation and then take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down."
7. "I'm so happy for you both! Now can I have some cake?"
8. "You two are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Partners)."
9. "Congratulations on taking the plunge... into debt, that is."
10. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your Netflix password."
Remember to keep it light-hearted and respectful when writing a funny wedding card message. The goal is to bring some humor and joy to the newlyweds' special day!