Monday motivation! Here are some funny and relatable Monday quotes to kick-start your week:
1. "Monday: because adulting is hard, but coffee is harder."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed... every Monday."
3. "Good morning! Or should I say, 'Good luck surviving the day'?"
4. "Monday motivation: Remember, you're not hungover, it's just your brain trying to tell you something."
5. "Why do Mondays have to be a thing? Can't we just skip this one and go straight to Tuesday?"
6. "Monday morning: when coffee is the only love letter that matters."
7. "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, waking up early or pretending it's not Monday."
8. "Who needs motivation on Monday when you can have Netflix and a comfortable couch?"
9. "It's not the morning light, it's the caffeine that makes Mondays bearable"
10. "Monday quote: 'You are stronger than yesterday, but weaker than tomorrow.' (Just kidding, let's just focus on making it through the day)"
11. "I'm not saying I hate Mondays, but I do love the idea of having a weekend again soon"
12. "When life gives you Monday mornings, make coffee and pretend it's Friday"
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you power through your Monday!
Here are some short and funny Monday quotes:
1. "Monday: because brunch is the new breakfast"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode... until Friday"
3. "Monday motivation: just 4 days to payday!"
4. "The only thing more exhausting than a Monday morning is a Tuesday afternoon"
5. "Why do Mondays have to be so serious? Can't we just have a dance party instead?"
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why Monday is the worst"
7. "Monday: where coffee and sarcasm are the only currencies that matter"
8. "The weekend was so short, it felt like a Tuesday"
9. "Monday morning: when the only thing more tired than you is your alarm clock"
10. "If Monday had an emoji, it would be 😴"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and make your Monday a little brighter! 💪
Here are some inspiring and uplifting Monday quotes to help you start your week on a positive note:
1. "A new week, a new chance to make it amazing." - Unknown
2. "Monday motivation: Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
3. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every Monday morning." - Unknown
4. "Good things come to those who hustle while they wait." - Tom Petty
5. "A fresh start is just a day away." - Unknown
6. "Monday morning, you're on the rise! New week, new challenges, and new opportunities!" - Unknown
7. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. And I'm doing it, Monday to Monday." - Unknown
8. "Believe in yourself, take a deep breath, and let's conquer this Monday together!" - Unknown
9. "Every Monday morning, I wake up feeling like a brand new person. It's a fresh start, a clean slate, and a chance to make it amazing." - Unknown
10. "Monday motivation: You are one week closer to achieving your goals. Keep pushing forward!" - Unknown
I hope these quotes give you the boost you need to tackle Monday with enthusiasm and positivity!
Here are some positive and funny "Monday" quotes to start your week off right:
1. "Monday: the day when you realize that coffee is not a hobby, it's a necessity."
2. "Good morning, Monday! May today be better than yesterday, but let's be real, probably not."
3. "Monday motivation: I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed... by 30 minutes"
4. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! And also because it's Monday and we need some corny jokes to brighten up our day"
5. "I'm not saying Mondays are terrible, but I just found out that today is actually Tuesday... just kidding, it's still Monday!"
6. "Monday morning: when you realize that your bed was a lie, and so were the promises of a relaxing weekend"
7. "The only thing I have to fear is running out of coffee on Mondays"
8. "Why do we need coffee? Because Monday mornings are like hugs for our brain, but without the awkwardness "
9. "Mondays: where you learn that 'relaxation' is just a myth perpetuated by people who don't have 3 PM meetings"
10. "Today's motivational quote: You're one day closer to Friday... and also to Monday, so let's not get ahead of ourselves"
I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you tackle the week with positivity!
Mondays can be tough, but with some humor and inspiration, we can make it a little brighter! Here are some funny Monday quotes and images to help you start your week off right:
**Funny Monday Quotes:**
1. "Monday morning. Time to put away my pajamas and adult for the day."
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed. #MondayVibes"
3. "Why do Mondays have to be a thing? Can't we just skip them altogether?"
4. "Coffee, because Monday."
5. "I survived another weekend, now it's time to tackle the real challenge: Monday morning."
**Funny Monday Images:**
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[Image of a cat in pajamas with a coffee mug]
Monday motivation: Waking up on the right side of the bed...or at least with a good cup of coffee!
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[Image of a person with a giant bag on their head, captioned] "Monday morning hairdo"
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[Image of a person doing a victory dance, captioned] "I survived Monday! (So far)"
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[Image of a coffee mug with the phrase] "Mondays are like taxes. You can't avoid them, but you can make them suck less."
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[Image of a person snuggled up in bed with a teddy bear and a blanket]
Monday self-care: Because sometimes you just need to hide under the covers and pretend it's still Sunday
I hope these funny Monday quotes and images brighten your day!
I think you meant "Hump Day" (Wednesday) quotes that are funny!
Here are some humorous quotes to get you through the middle of the week:
1. "Wednesday? More like Meh-day, am I right?"
2. "Today is hump day, which means I'm halfway to Friday... and also halfway to Monday."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on Hump Day time zone – 3 hours behind everyone else."
4. "What's the opposite of a 'Monday blues'? A Wednesday 'Meh-day'?"
5. "Hump day: because you're already over the hill... or at least that's what my to-do list says"
6. "Wednesday is like the awkward middle child – it's not quite Tuesday, and it's not quite Friday."
7. "I'm not saying I'm tired on Hump Day, but I just took a 3-hour nap... and I'm still tired."
8. "Hump day: where you're so close to the weekend, yet so far away from your couch"
9. "What's the best thing about Hump Day? It's not Monday... or Tuesday."
10. "I'm trying to find a silver lining in this hump day – anyone have any ideas?"
Hope these quotes put a smile on your face and help you power through the middle of the week!
Here are some funny Monday quotes that you can use on Instagram:
1. "Monday: Because adulting is hard, but coffee makes it slightly less awful #MondayMotivation"
2. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed... like my morning routine #MondayVibes"
3. "The weekend was fun, but let's be real, Monday is when the real fun begins (said no one ever) #MondayBlues"
4. "Why did the alarm clock go to therapy? Because it had a ringing feeling of dread every Monday #MondayHumor"
5. "Monday morning: When you realize you're not getting paid enough for this kind of stress #AdultingStruggles"
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for the couch and Netflix #MondaySelfCare"
7. "What's the opposite of a 'meh' Monday? Because I want that instead #MehMonday"
8. "Why do Mondays have to be so serious? Can't we just have a dance party instead? #MondayFunday"
9. "I'm not complaining, but... Monday, am I right? #ComplainingAboutMonday"
10. "The only thing more exhausting than Monday morning is trying to get out of bed on Tuesday #TuesdayTired"
Feel free to use these quotes as-is or modify them to fit your personal style and tone!
Here are some motivational Monday quotes to help kick-start your week at work:
1. "Believe you can and you're halfway there." - Theodore Roosevelt
2. "Monday motivation: You got this!" - Unknown
3. "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing." - Walt Disney
4. "A year from now, you'll wish you had started today." - Karen Lamb
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
6. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." - C.S. Lewis
7. "Monday motivation: You're one step closer to achieving your goals with every passing day!" - Unknown
8. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
9. "The biggest risk is not taking any risk..." - Mark Zuckerberg
10. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
11. "Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." - Jim Rohn
12. "Monday motivation: You've got this! Crush your goals and make it a productive week!" - Unknown
Share these quotes with your colleagues or use them as inspiration to tackle the day ahead. Whatever Monday brings, remember that you're capable of overcoming any obstacle and achieving your goals!
Want more? Here are some fun facts about Mondays:
* Monday is often considered the most popular day of the week, according to a survey by Gallup.
* The phrase "Monday blues" was coined in 1938 by the British psychologist Raymond Cattell.
* Research suggests that people are more productive on Mondays because they've had a chance to recharge over the weekend.
I hope these quotes and fun facts help kick-start your Monday!