Savage comeback quotes are the best! Here are some examples:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
2. "Oh, you're an expert on everything now? That's cute."
3. "You can't handle the truth because the truth is, you're wrong."
4. "I didn't know you were a doctor, but I guess that explains why you always over-prescribe sarcasm."
5. "You're not listening to me, are you? Good, I wasn't saying anything important anyway."
6. "What's your problem, man? You're like a human version of the Hunger Games, except instead of fighting for survival, you're just trying to fight off boredom."
7. "I'm not late, I'm fashionably delayed. You're just jealous because my watch is more stylish than yours."
8. "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But when life gives you a bunch of whiny, entitled people like you, make a silent exit."
9. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
10. "Do you know what they say about you? They say that every time you open your mouth, a tiny little fairy dies. And honestly, it's not even a lie."
11. "You're like the Kardashian family - always talking but never saying anything worth hearing."
12. "I'm not being dramatic, I'm just making sure everyone knows how important this conversation is to me."
13. "Your argument is invalid because you started it with 'you're wrong.' Try again, genius."
14. "What's your favorite animal? The one that bites when cornered, like you right now."
15. "Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your ignorance."
Remember, these quotes are meant to be humorous and light-hearted. Don't actually use them in real-life arguments (or do, if you're feeling feisty!).
Here are some funny "my comeback" quotes:
1. "I'm not back, I'm just a little... re-caffeinated."
2. "My return is not a comeback, it's a takeover. And by 'takeover', I mean I'm taking over the couch and eating all the snacks."
3. "I've been gone, but my ego has been here the whole time, plotting my revenge."
4. "I'm back, and so are my expectations. You can bet your life I won't be leaving again anytime soon."
5. "My comeback is not a rebranding, it's a reminder that I never left in the first place."
6. "I've been away, but I brought back all the stress, anxiety, and crippling self-doubt you love so much!"
7. "My return is a declaration of war against my to-do list, my bank account, and my social life."
8. "I'm not coming back, I'm just... re-appearing in a blaze of glory, like a superhero... or at least, that's the plan."
9. "My comeback quote: 'I've been gone, but my Instagram feed has been thriving.'"
10. "I'm back, and with me comes a flood of unmet expectations, unfinished projects, and unresolved drama."
Hope these quotes make you LOL!
Here are some "My Comeback" quote ideas for Instagram:
1. "I'm not back, I'm BACK. Ready to take on the world again"
2. "From ashes, I rise. My comeback is just beginning"
3. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life knocks you down, get back up and show it who's boss #MyComeback"
4. "I may have fallen, but I'm not done yet. My comeback is underway"
5. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall #MyComeback"
6. "Don't count me out just yet. My comeback is a work in progress"
7. "I'm not just back, I'm BETTER THAN EVER Ready to take on new challenges and slay the game again"
8. "From the ashes of defeat, I rise like a phoenix. My comeback is my rebirth"
9. "Life's ups and downs are just that - temporary. My comeback is forever"
10. "I may have hit rock bottom, but I'm not staying there. My comeback is on the horizon"
Feel free to customize them to fit your personal style and tone!
Remember to keep it positive, inspiring, and authentic. Your Instagram followers will love the motivation and encouragement!
Here are some inspiring "Come Back Stronger" quotes:
1. **"Fall seven times, stand up eight."** - Japanese proverb
2. **"You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."** - Zig Ziglar
3. **"Life doesn't get easier or more forgiving, we just get stronger and more resilient."** - Unknown
4. **"When life knocks you down, try to land on your feet. And then get back up and knock life back!"** - Mandy Hale
5. **"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."** - Nelson Mandela
6. **"You are stronger than you think. You can do more than you know. Just start again."** - Unknown
7. **"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."** - Sam Levenson
8. **"Get back up, dust yourself off, and keep moving forward. That's how you get stronger."** - Unknown
9. **"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it. So, let's get strong!"** - Charles R. Swindoll
10. **"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge like a rock into the midst of it."** - Susan Sontag
These quotes remind us that setbacks are a natural part of life, but it's how we respond to them that matters. We can choose to learn from our mistakes, grow stronger, and come back even more resilient than before!
I love it! Comeback quotes for haters are a great way to respond to negativity with confidence and sass. Here are some examples:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference."
2. "You can't hurt me. I've got thick skin... and a healthy dose of sarcasm."
3. "I don't waste my time worrying about what you think. I'm too busy being amazing."
4. "If you're going to be negative, at least have the guts to sign your name."
5. "You can't bring me down. I'm already flying high."
6. "Don't bother trying to hate on me. You're just giving me more motivation to succeed."
7. "I don't let haters dictate my path. I create my own way."
8. "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all... and definitely don't follow me on social media."
9. "You may have your doubts, but I know I'm going to make it happen. And when I do, you'll be the one who's left in the dust."
10. "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm pretending to be."
11. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When haters give you shade, make a comeback quote."
12. "You can hate me all you want, but at the end of the day, I'll still be winning and you'll be stuck in the past."
13. "Don't waste your time trying to bring me down. You're just delaying the inevitable – my success."
14. "Haters are like broken clocks – they may be wrong once a day, but they're always wrong."
15. "If you can't handle the heat, then get out of my kitchen... and take your negativity with you."
16. "I'm not afraid to stand up for myself. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything except maybe running out of coffee."
17. "You may think you're the king or queen of hate, but let me tell you – I'm the one wearing the crown."
18. "Don't bother trying to tear me down. My roots are too deep and my wings are too strong."
19. "Haters may come and go, but my confidence will always be on a hundred."
20. "I don't need your permission to succeed. In fact, I'll just take your criticism as fuel for my fire."
Remember, when faced with negativity, stay calm, stand tall, and respond with sass!
Here are some short and inspirational "Comeback" quotes:
1. "Fall seven times, stand up eight." - Japanese proverb
2. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela
3. "When you feel like giving up, remember why you started." - Unknown
4. "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison
5. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
6. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great." - Zig Ziglar
7. "Fall down seven times, stand up eight." - Japanese proverb
8. "The only way to do great work is to love what you are doing." - Steve Jobs
9. "I don't know what my goal is, but it will scare me later on." - Steve Martin
10. "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." - Unknown
Comeback captions are a great way to add humor and personality to your Instagram posts. Here are some ideas for comeback captions:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
2. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you drama, give them a participation trophy"
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
4. "My therapist says I have anger issues. My therapist also has a Ph.D. in being wrong"
5. "When you're trying to adult but your inner child is like 'Nah, let's play Minecraft instead'"
6. "What's the difference between a cat and a dog? One is an independent overlord, the other is a loyal servant"
7. "My love life is like a pizza delivery guy - it shows up uninvited and leaves a bad taste in my mouth"
8. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized...or maybe just really messy"
9. "When you finally understand something, but by then the conversation has moved on to something else"
10. "My life is like a game of Jenga - one wrong move and it all comes crashing down"
11. "What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? A good joke is funny, and a bad joke is...still not funny"
12. "When you're trying to be productive but your brain is like 'Let's watch cat videos instead'"
13. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just selectively remembering things that benefit me"
14. "When you realize the only thing keeping you from achieving your goals is yourself"
15. "My life is like a box of chocolates - unpredictable and sometimes gross"
These comeback captions are designed to be humorous and lighthearted, so feel free to use them whenever you want to add some humor to your Instagram posts!
Here are some short motivational comeback quotes:
1. "Fall seven times, stand up eight."
2. "You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great."
3. "I didn't come this far to give up now."
4. "When life pushes you to the ground, get back up and push life even harder."
5. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
6. "Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."
7. "I'm not a failure, I'm just on plan B."
8. "Fall back and don't give up; get back up and try again."
9. "The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge like an arrow directly into its own abdomen."
10. "You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
11. "If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried."
12. "Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."
13. "The only thing more exhausting than fighting is quitting."
14. "You're not a failure if you fail; you're just a temporary setback from success."
15. "You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and make today the first day of the rest of your life."
I hope these short motivational comeback quotes inspire you to get back up and keep moving forward!