funny senior quotes
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a ton of student debt."
"I finally figured out how to do my homework... right before graduation."
"High school: Where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on permanent summer break mode."
"Survived math class without a calculator—turns out, I have a phone."
"They say school is the best days of your life... clearly, they haven't met me after coffee."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly naps and cafeteria food."
"Four years of pretending to listen in class—Oscar-worthy performance."
"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and expert level in avoiding responsibility."
"If life is a journey, high school was that awkward layover in a bad airport."
unique senior quotes
"I came, I saw, I conquered... and now, I'm ready for the sequel."
"Life's a puzzle; I've found my first piece in these halls, but the picture's just beginning."
"From late-night study sessions to dawn chases of dreams, this is only the warm-up."
"Not every path is straight, but every detour has taught me something new."
"I've traded textbooks for blueprints; the world is my next classroom."
"Senior year: where memories stick like glue and ambitions ignite like fireworks."
"Waving goodbye to the familiar, with a heart full of stories and pockets full of possibilities."
"In the garden of growth, I've bloomed—now, it's time to scatter seeds elsewhere."
"Here's to the chaos that shaped me and the calm that's calling me forward."
"Turning the tassel wasn't the end; it's the starting line of my own epic tale."
inspirational senior quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Your time is limited, don't waste it living someone else's life." – Steve Jobs
"Believe you can and you're halfway there." – Theodore Roosevelt
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." – Winston Churchill
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." – Steve Jobs
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." – Nelson Mandela
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." – Lao Tzu
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." – C.S. Lewis
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of this chaos without a map—thanks for the memories, or whatever."
"High school: where the drama was free, but my patience wasn't."
"To my teachers: Sorry for the eye rolls. To my friends: You know what you did."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly the snack machine."
"Farewell to the place that thought it could handle me."
"Not everyone's cup of tea, but apparently, I'm a shot of whiskey."
"Survived by sarcasm and a solid playlist—see you in the real world."
"Thanks for the lessons, but I'll stick to Google from now on."
"High school in a nutshell: overrated and overdue."
"To the haters: Keep talking, I use it as motivation."
funny senior quotes from movies
"It's just a flesh wound." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic
"You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men
"May the Force be with you." - Star Wars
"I love lamp." - Anchorman
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Houston, we have a problem." - Apollo 13
"I'll be back." - The Terminator
"So you're telling me there's a chance!" - Dumb and Dumber
"Here's looking at you, kid." - Casablanca
senior quotes from songs
"I will survive, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive." from "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
"Don't stop believin', hold on to that feelin'." from "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller." from "Stronger" by Kelly Clarkson
"It's my life, it's now or never, I ain't gonna live forever." from "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi
"We are the champions, my friends." from "We Are the Champions" by Queen
"Live like you were dying." from "Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw
"I get knocked down, but I get up again." from "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
"Shake it off, I shake it off." from "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift
"Rise up, this is a new day." from "Rise Up" by Andra Day
"The times they are a-changin'." from "The Times They Are a-Changin'" by Bob Dylan
quotes for best senior friends
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
"Good friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world."
"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but not in heart."
"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
"Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest; it's about who came and never left your side."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"The greatest gift of life is friendship."
"Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light."
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of high school without a map—mostly by winging it."
"Future plans: World domination or Netflix marathons, whichever pays better."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Proof that coffee and willpower can get you through anything."
"My report card says I need improvement; my mirror says I'm fabulous."
"High school: Where I learned that 'group projects' means I do all the work."
"I put the 'elusive' in valedictorian."
"Not saying I'm a legend, but legends don't graduate—they just level up."
"My best subject? Napping 101."