I've got some hilarious and relatable Old Friends quotes for you!
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - A perfect excuse for when you're feeling sluggish!
2. "Who needs a social life when you have Netflix?" - When binge-watching becomes your top priority
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Because sometimes we get defensive about our opinions
4. "Old friends are like old socks – they may be worn out, but they're still comfortable to hang around with!" - A sweet reminder that some friendships never fade away
5. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my relaxation time." - When you'd rather do anything else than what needs doing
6. "My old friends are the only ones who can make me laugh so hard I snort." - Because true friends can always bring out your silly side!
7. "Old friends are like good wine – they only get better with age... and a few glasses of wine!" - When you realize that some friendships can withstand even the most trying times
8. "I'm not forgetful, I just have a lot on my mind... or maybe it's just old-age brain fog!" - Because sometimes we need to laugh at our own forgetfulness
9. "My old friends are like my favorite pair of jeans – they may be a little worn out, but they still fit me perfectly." - A heartwarming reminder that some friendships can withstand the test of time
10. "Old friends are like good jokes – they never get old... unless you're an old friend and then they just get older!" - Because true humor knows no age!
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joy and comfort of having old friends in your life!
You're a fan of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and its hilarious quotes, I presume? Here are some funny quotes from the show:
1. **Rebecca Bunch**: "I'm not crazy, my love life is just very... eventful." (Season 1)
2. **Josh Chan**: "You know what's weird? You're a grown woman, and you still do this thing where you make me feel like I'm the only guy in the room, even when there are literally other guys in the room." (Season 1)
3. **Paola Lazagodina**: "If he loves you, he'll find a way to be with you... or not, because let's be real, Josh is super lazy." (Season 2)
4. **Greg Serrano**: "I'm not saying I'm a morning person, but if I were a coffee mug, I'd say 'good morning'." (Season 1)
5. **Rebecca Bunch**: "I'm a mess, and you're a mess, and we're both just trying to figure out how to be less messy... together!" (Season 2)
6. **Josh Chan**: "You know what's weird? I love you, but sometimes I also love my Xbox more than I love you." (Season 1)
7. **Heather Davis**: "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." (Season 2)
8. **Rebecca Bunch**: "What's the point of having feelings if we're just going to ignore them and do something stupid instead?" (Season 1)
9. **Greg Serrano**: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." (Season 1)
10. **Darryl Whitefeather**: "You know what they say: 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' But what do you do when life gives you a bunch of weirdos and a bunch of sadness?" (Season 2)
These quotes are just a small sample of the show's humor. Do you have a favorite quote or episode from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"?
I've got a treasure trove of short, funny, and fabulous friendship quotes for you!
1. "Friends are the siblings God forgot to give you."
2. "We may not have it all together, but together we have it all."
3. "Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
4. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that's kinda the same thing with friends."
5. "A true friend never gets in your way; unless your friend has a car and is driving slowly."
6. "The best things in life are the people you love, the places you've been, and the adventures you share with friends."
7. "I don't need a map to find my friends, I just follow the laughter and good times."
8. "Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
9. "If you're feeling sad, remember that your friends are like pizza – even when they're bad, they're still pretty great."
10. "The greatest adventure you can take is to live the life of someone else for a day."
11. "I don't have a 'drunk dial' friend, but I do have a 'hangry' friend and it's basically the same thing."
12. "A friend is like a good joke – they make your heart laugh even on the toughest days."
Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and remind you of the joy and silliness that comes with having amazing friends!
Here are some popular and meaningful quotes from the TV show "Old Friends":
1. **"The truth is, when you're in love, it makes no difference how old you are."** - Rachel Green
2. **"We'll always have Paris."** - Ross Geller (referring to their trip to Paris)
3. **"How you doin'?"** - Joey Tribbiani (his famous catchphrase)
4. **"I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me too."** - The Rembrandts (theme song lyrics)
5. **"We were on a break!"** - Ross Geller
6. **"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter."** - Joey Tribbiani
7. **"Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"** - Chandler Bing
These quotes capture the essence of the show, highlighting themes of friendship, love, and the ups and downs of life.
The "Old Friends" meme!
For those who may not be familiar, the original video is a 1994 song by Andrew Gold called "Old Friends," which features a nostalgic and wistful tone. The meme takes this song and pairs it with humorous situations or observations about life, often poking fun at the challenges of adulthood.
Some examples of funny memes using the "Old Friends" song include:
1. **Adulting struggles**: A meme might show someone trying to cook a simple meal, but ending up setting off the fire alarm, captioned: "We used to stay up late talking 'bout our dreams... now we're just trying not to burn dinner."
2. **Nostalgia vs. reality**: A meme might juxtapose an image of someone as a carefree child with another image of them as a stressed-out adult, captioned: "Remember when we were young and thought we could change the world? Now we're just trying to make it through Monday."
3. **The absurdity of life**: A meme might show two friends from the song's music video, but this time holding ridiculous items like a cat in a tutu or a unicorn onesie, captioned: "We used to talk about our hopes and dreams... now we're just trying to make sense of the world's weirdness."
4. **The struggle is real**: A meme might show someone from the song's music video, but this time with a ridiculous problem, like having 500 tabs open on their computer or trying to organize their messy room, captioned: "We used to talk about our problems... now we're just trying to survive adulting."
These memes cleverly use the song's theme of reminiscing about old times to poke fun at the challenges and absurdities of life as an adult.
You want the best of both worlds - memes and friendship quotes that are funny! Here are some hilarious and relatable ones:
**Memes:**
1. When your friend asks you to hang out at 11 PM
[Image of a person sleeping]
2. When your friend tries to convince you to do something stupid
[Image of a person with a confused expression]
3. When you're trying to adult, but your friend is still in meme mode
[Image of a person trying to be serious, but surrounded by memes]
**Funny Friendship Quotes:**
1. "Best friends are like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good."
2. "Friendship is the pizza that's always there for you, no matter what toppings you add or take away."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for my next Netflix binge with my BFF."
4. "You can't have too many best friends... or can you? Asking for a friend who has 12+ besties."
5. "The only thing more exhausting than adulting is trying to get my bestie to do the same."
6. "What's the difference between a good friend and a great friend? A great friend doesn't judge you when you eat an entire pizza by yourself."
7. "If I had to choose between being stuck in a snowglobe or being stuck with my bestie, I'd choose... hmm, maybe neither?"
8. "When your friend says 'no' but really means 'not yet',"
[Image of a person nodding]
9. "What's the most important thing in life? Coffee and good friends - not necessarily in that order."
10. "You can't have too many inside jokes... or can you? Asking for a friend who has over 500."
These are just a few examples, but I hope they bring a smile to your face!
Here are some funny Old Friends quotes that you can use for an Instagram post:
1. "When we were young, we used to think our parents were the coolest. Now we're older and realize they were just like us... only with better haircuts"
2. "Old friends are like old shoes: comfortable, familiar, and a little worn out #oldfriendsarethebest"
3. "We may not be as spry as we used to be, but we can still rock a mean sing-along to our favorite 90s jams"
4. "What's the difference between an old friend and a new friend? One has a whole lifetime of memories, and the other is still trying to figure you out #oldfriendsarethebest"
5. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life takes away your social security check, make complaining about it with your old friends"
6. "We may be getting older, but we're not getting slower... unless we have to walk uphill, then it's a different story"
7. "There are two types of people in this world: those who can still do the Macarena, and those who should just stick to playing bingo #oldfriendsarethebest"
8. "Old friends don't need a reason to get together; we just need a couch, a bag of chips, and a willingness to relive our glory days"
9. "Who needs therapy when you have old friends? We'll listen to your problems while eating an entire pizza by ourselves"
10. "As we age, our memories may fade, but our ability to make fun of each other's hairdos remains razor-sharp #oldfriendsarethebest"
Feel free to customize them to fit your style and tone!
Here are some funny friendship memes and short quotes:
**Memes:**
1. [Image of two friends laughing] "When you're trying to have a deep conversation but your friend just wants to talk about cats"
2. [Image of a person with a thought bubble] "I was thinking, 'What's the meaning of life?' And then I remembered what we did last night..."
3. [Image of a friendship goal] "To be able to make fun of each other in front of others without them getting offended "
4. [Image of two friends giving each other a high-five] "When you and your friend are basically the same person but with different haircuts"
5. [Image of a group chat] "When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your group chat is just 'Did you see that meme?'"
**Short Quotes:**
1. "Friends are the siblings we choose."
2. "We may not be perfect, but together we're pretty awesome."
3. "My friends are my rock, my confidants, and my partners in crime."
4. "Friendship is the only thing that's not ruined by being honest."
5. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza with your friends and that's kinda the same thing."
**Funny One-Liners:**
1. "Why do we always say 'what are we even doing?' when we're just eating ice cream?"
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on friendship energy."
3. "When did we start having conversations about who ate the last of everything in the fridge?"
4. "Friendship is the answer to all of life's problems... except for when it's not."
5. "Why do we always remember the good times but forget the bad? That's just poor friendship planning."
I hope these memes and quotes bring a smile to your face!