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Cats are like potato chips; you can't have just one.
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
short quotes about cats love
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats leave pawprints on our hearts.
A cat's purr is the music of love.
The love of a cat is a gentle thing.
In a cat's eyes, all the sparkle of love.
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Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. – James Herriot
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
A cat has absolute emotional honesty. – Ernest Hemingway
The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
Meow is like aloha – it can mean anything. – Hank Ketcham
I have lived with several Zen masters, all of them cats. – Eckhart Tolle
cute cat quotes
A kitten is the delight of a household.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.
Cats are like music; they are the poetry that walks.
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution, but that's half the fun.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
Cats choose us; we don't own them.
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
short inspirational cat quotes
Be like a cat: graceful, independent, and always curious.
In every cat's leap, find your own courage.
Cats remind us that it's okay to have nine lives of adventure.
Embrace the mystery, just as a cat does.
With the poise of a cat, face the unknown.
Let your inner cat guide you to new heights.
In the eyes of a cat, see the spark of inspiration.
cat lover quotes funny
"I love my cat more than I love most people, and that's saying something because I really like pizza."
"Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one, and they make you gain weight... in love."
"I'm not a cat lady; I'm a cat connoisseur with high standards for purrfection."
"My cat is my therapist, but she charges in treats and always judges my life choices."
"Why do cats always look like they're plotting world domination? Because they are, starting with the couch."
"If cats could talk, they'd probably say, 'Human, your only job is to serve me snacks and look away while I knock things over.'"
"I tried to teach my cat tricks, but she just taught me how to open cans faster."
"Cats: because who needs a boyfriend when you have a furry critic who demands cuddles on their terms?"
"My cat doesn't love me for my personality; she loves me for my ability to operate the can opener."
"A house is just a place, but with a cat, it's a comedy show that never ends."
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Cats are like potato chips—you can't have just one.
I meant to do that. —What cats say after knocking over your favorite vase.
Home is where the cat is, and the couch is their throne.
Cats: the only creatures that can ignore you all day and still demand dinner on time.
I'm not a cat person; I'm a cat's person.
Why do cats sleep so much? Because they know life's too short to be awake for all the chaos.
A cat's motto: If it fits, I sits.
famous cat quotes
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." – Sigmund Freud
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort." – James Herriot
"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." – Terry Pratchett
"A cat has absolute emotional honesty." – Ernest Hemingway
"Cats choose us; we don't own them." – Kristin Cast
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." – Ellen Perry Berkeley
"The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself." – William S. Burroughs
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." – Joseph Wood Krutch
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." – Anonymous