A holiday classic! Here are some short quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
1. "Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!" - Clark Griswold
2. "Donner and Blitzen, come and grab these reins!" - Clark Griswold (frustrated with the RV)
3. "Squirrel!" - Clark Griswold (just before a squirrel steals his bird feeder)
4. "That's not a Christmas tree, it's a fire hazard!" - Ellen Griswold
5. "Hallelujah! Holy S***! Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold (after a chaotic holiday gathering)
6. "I'm tired of all this Christmas jazz!" - Cousin Eddie
7. "What in the name of Santa Claus is going on here?" - Clark Griswold (confronting chaos at home)
These quotes capture some of the humor and chaos that ensues during the Griswold family's disastrous holiday season.
A classic! Here are some of the most iconic lines from Clark Griswold's (Chevy Chase) famous rant in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
1. "Shhhhhh, be quiet... SILENCE! I'm trying to watch a little TV here."
2. "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"
3. "You're not my family! You're just a bunch of weirdos!"
4. "I don't want to hear it! Just get the presents out of the car and let's get this over with!"
5. "Squirrel! Squirrel! Get off my lawn!"
6. "What's wrong, you're having some kind of trouble? Ah, that's okay! I'll just go... (pauses) OH, YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE! THAT'S OKAY! I'LL JUST GO... (stops and starts again) SILENCE!"
7. "Gawd! Why did we have to get the cat?! Why couldn't we have gotten a dog? Or a chimpanzee?! ANYTHING but a cat!"
This iconic rant has become a staple of holiday humor, often referenced or parodied in popular culture.
A holiday classic! Here are some of the most iconic and quotable lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
1. "Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!" - Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase)
2. "It's a major award... It's a major award!" - Clark Griswold
3. "Jolliest bunch of holiday goofballs I've ever had the displeasure of meeting." - Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid)
4. "I'm gonna need a bigger car." - Clark Griswold
5. "Oh, hello there. Come on in! We're all set for Christmas. Just a little... um... festive atmosphere." - Ellen Griswold (Beverley D'Angelo)
6. "Hallelujah! Holy S***!" - Clark Griswold
7. "That's not a creampuff, it's a cat in a sweater!" - Clark Griswold
8. "I'm tired of all these nice people." - Clark Griswold
9. "Where are the Christmas cookies?" - Rusty (Johnny Galecki)
10. "You're a grown man, Clark! You can't fit into a Santa suit anymore!" - Ellen Griswold
These quotes have become ingrained in holiday pop culture and are often referenced or parodied during the winter season.
Christmas Vacation is a classic holiday movie that never fails to make us laugh. Here are some funny quotes from the movie:
1. "Merry Christmas, Shitter was full." - Clark Griswold
2. "Hallelujah! Holy S***! Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold
3. "I'm not sure what the future holds, but I do know that we will face it together...and if that doesn't work out, we'll just have to give each other a big hug." - Ellen Griswold (Clark's wife)
4. "What in the name of all that is holy and unholy are you people doing?" - Clark Griswold
5. "This looks like every other Christmas to me." - Clark Griswold
6. "I don't want to be a white elephant! I don't want to be a doormat!" - Clark Griswold
7. "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now." - Clark Griswold
8. "Eddie, have you seen my Christmas sweater? It's got reindeer on it and everything!" - Ellen Griswold
9. "Ain't a party without some bad blood." - Clark Griswold
10. "You're not exactly the next Napoleon, are you?" - Cousin Eddie
These quotes never fail to bring a smile to my face!
One of the most iconic quotes in holiday movie history!
"You're dethpicable!" - Clark Griswold (played by Chevy Chase) from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
This quote has become a classic, symbolizing Clark's frustration and exasperation with his family's antics during the holiday season.
The Griswold family's eccentric and lovable cousin, Rusty! Here are some memorable quotes from Rusty in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation:
1. "We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced on top of the Mayflower!"
2. "You're a real sport, Clark."
3. "I'm not a kid anymore, Clark! I'm 17 years old!"
These quotes capture Rusty's playful and energetic personality, as well as his slightly awkward and goofy nature.
Cousin EDDIE!
Here are some of the most iconic and hilarious quotes from Clark Griswold's eccentric cousin:
1. "Shitter was full!" - This one is, of course, a classic.
2. "You're not exactly the poster boy for good times, are you?" - Eddie's way of calling out Clark's enthusiasm.
3. "Don't worry about it, Clark. It's just a little snot." - Referring to his son Rusty's nosebleed.
4. "Hey, Clark! You want some cheese with that wine?" - Eddie's attempt at a toast.
5. "Merry Christmas!"... followed by: "What the hell is wrong with you people? Can't you see we're trying to have a little holiday cheer here?" - Eddie's festive outburst.
These quotes have become an integral part of the movie's humor and charm, making Cousin Eddie one of the most beloved (and annoying) characters in Christmas Vacation.
Christmas Vacation is a holiday classic, and Ellen Shine's (played by Juliette Lewis) line "She's a beaut" has become one of the most iconic and quotable moments from the movie!
For those who may not know, Ellen is Cousin Eddy's (Randy Quaid) annoyingly loud and obnoxious date. Her constant screaming and enthusiasm drive Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) absolutely crazy throughout the holiday gathering.
The "She's a beaut" line has become a staple of pop culture, often used humorously or ironically to describe something or someone that's over-the-top, ridiculous, or just plain annoying.