funny senior quotes
"I finally graduated. Now, if only I could remember where I parked my future."
"High school: Where I learned that 'due tomorrow' means 'do tomorrow'... or never."
"I spent four years trying to adult, and all I got was this lousy diploma and a coffee addiction."
"Procrastination is my middle name. Too bad my diploma doesn't have enough space for it."
"If life is a test, I think I just guessed my way through it—and passed!"
"They say school is the best days of your life. Clearly, they haven't met my alarm clock."
"I came for the education, stayed for the naps, and left with a degree in sarcasm."
"Senior year motto: 'Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow... or next year?'"
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for understanding, teachers!"
"Out of school and into the wild. Wish me luck—I'll need it more than my GPA."
senior quotes for girls
"She believed she could, so she did."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"Be the girl who decided to go for it."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"Girls compete with each other, women empower one another."
"Chase your dreams, not the boys."
"Adventure is out there, waiting for you."
"Here's to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"The world is yours to explore and conquer."
"Senior year taught me that the best is yet to come."
funny senior quotes for guys
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a lifetime of bad decisions."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode—perfect for adulting."
"High school: Where I mastered the art of pretending to pay attention in class."
"They said to follow my dreams, so I took a nap."
"Survived four years of drama without becoming a reality TV star—close call."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. #SeniorLife"
"Procrastination level: Expert. I'll start my adult life... tomorrow."
"Turning my can'ts into cans, and my beer cans into recycling."
"High school taught me that the only thing I'm good at is winging it."
"Finally graduating—time to trade homework for hangovers."
unique senior quotes
"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."
"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."
"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."
"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."
"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."
"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."
"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"
"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived high school, but it barely survived me."
"Prom king/queen? More like prom survivor."
"Thanks for the memories, but I'll be deleting most of them."
"I didn't come here to make friends, I came to graduate."
"High school: where the drama is free and the education is optional."
"See you in therapy, classmates."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not everyone liked me, but not everyone matters."
"Four years of fake smiles and real eye rolls."
"I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
"Out of my way, world—I've got places to not show up to."
"High school taught me one thing: how to fake it till you make it."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... nap time."
"You're welcome for carrying the group projects."
"Not saying I'm the best, but I am."
"Remember when we thought this was the hardest part? Lol."
"I didn't fail, the system failed me."
"Class of [year], may your future be as bright as my Instagram filter."
"Peace out, haters."
"I've peaked in high school, and it's all downhill from here—kidding, not really."
short funny senior quotes for guys
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode since kindergarten."
"Survived four years of high school without becoming a viral meme. Winning!"
"Graduated with a degree in sarcasm and a minor in procrastination."
"My report card says I need improvement, but my gaming skills are A+."
"Finally free from homework, but stuck with adulting. Thanks a lot, school."
"Four years of education and I still can't parallel park. Legends never die."
"Prom king? Nah, I'm the king of napping through classes."
"They said follow your dreams, so I took a nap. Class of 2024."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right—future CEO material."
"GPA might be low, but my snack game is unbeatable."
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school by the skin of my teeth—mostly because I napped through half of it."
"Future boss: If you need someone who excels at coffee breaks, hire me."
"I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing here."
"Four years of drama club and I still can't act normal."
"Prom king in my dreams, couch potato in reality."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Graduating with a degree in sarcasm and a minor in memes."
"High school: Where I learned that algebra is just adult revenge."
"I'll miss you all... said no one ever to their alarm clock."
"If life gives you lemons, sell them and buy pizza."
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
"In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity." - Albert Einstein
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." - Vivian Greene
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do." - Steve Jobs
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
"The best way to predict the future is to create it." - Peter Drucker