funny senior quotes
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: employed."
"High school was like a long game of dodgeball—I dodged responsibilities for four years."
"Survived algebra, drama, and cafeteria food—bring on real life."
"Procrastination: because I'll do it tomorrow, or the day after, or never."
"I owe my diploma to coffee and sheer willpower."
"Four years of education and I still can't parallel park."
"Life's a journey—mine's just a series of naps between classes."
"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and survival skills."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode from all that studying."
"Thanks for the memories, the friends, and the free periods I wasted."
savage yearbook quotes
"I survived four years of this chaos—barely, and with a lot less patience."
"High school: where my fake smile met its match in real eye rolls."
"Prom king/queen? Nah, I'm the undisputed champ of not giving a damn."
"Thanks for the memories, even the ones I'd rather bleach from my brain."
"Graduating with honors in sarcasm and a minor in eye-rolling."
"If you see me after this, act like we never met—it's easier for both of us."
"Four years of drama? Check. Lifetime supply of regrets? Double check."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... my fear of failing, mostly."
"High school sweetheart? More like high school headache that finally ends."
"Out of here before I turn into one of the teachers I mocked."
unique senior quotes
"I traded my backpack for dreams and a coffee addiction."
"In the book of life, high school was just the prologue—time to write my story."
"Not all who wander are lost; some of us are just avoiding adulthood."
"Four years of chaos, coffee, and cramming: proof that I can survive anything."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the lessons that built me."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... mostly my fear of public speaking."
"Life's a mixtape—high school's track is over, but the playlist goes on."
"Turning the page on textbooks and turning up the volume on my future."
"Who needs a roadmap when you have a heart full of wanderlust?"
"Survived senioritis with a smile—now, let's chase the horizon."
short funny yearbook quotes
I survived high school and all I got was this lousy quote.
Procrastination is my superpower.
High school: where math made me cry and friends made me laugh.
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.
Future plans: world domination or Netflix, whichever comes first.
I put the "elusive" in exclusive friendships.
Thanks for the memories, even the ones I can't remember.
Not all who wander are lost; some are just skipping class.
meaningful yearbook quotes
"The friends we made will always be the highlights of our story."
"Every challenge faced this year has shaped us into stronger versions of ourselves."
"In the pages of memory, these moments shine brightest."
"Gratitude turns what we have into enough, and what we've shared into everlasting bonds."
"As one chapter closes, may the next be filled with purpose and passion."
"The lessons learned here are the compass for our future journeys."
"Together we grew, apart we'll thrive, but forever connected by these times."
"Embrace the change; it's the bridge to new beginnings."
"In the garden of life, this year planted seeds of wisdom and joy."
"Here's to the memories that will warm our hearts through the years ahead."
senior quotes for girls
"She believed she could, so she did."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." – Eleanor Roosevelt
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Life is tough, my darling, but so are you."
"She turned her can'ts into cans and her dreams into plans."
"To the girl with fire in her soul and grace in her heart."
"Dream big, work hard, and make it happen."
"The world is yours to conquer—go out and claim it."
"Here's to strong women: May we know them, may we be them, may we raise them."
"Senior year taught me that the best is yet to come."
funny senior quotes from movies
"I'm the king of the world!" – Titanic
"You can't handle the truth!" – A Few Good Men
"It's not a tumor!" – Kindergarten Cop
"I'm just one step away from being rich." – The Wolf of Wall Street (paraphrased for humor)
"May the Force be with you." – Star Wars
"Dude, where's my car?" – Dude, Where's My Car?
"Why so serious?" – The Dark Knight
"I'll be back." – The Terminator
"Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
"You had me at hello." – Jerry Maguire
quotes for best senior friends
A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be anywhere else. - Len Wein
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.' - C.S. Lewis
Good friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow. - William Shakespeare
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it. - Hubert H. Humphrey
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell
Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. - David Tyson