funny disney quotes
"Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space." from Aladdin
"What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?" from The Lion King
"Just keep swimming." from Finding Nemo
"Some people are worth melting for." from Frozen
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison." from The Emperor's New Groove
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." from Toy Story
"Squirrel!" from Up
short funny disney quotes
"I'm surrounded by idiots." – Scar, The Lion King
"Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space." – Genie, Aladdin
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
"Why is the rum gone?" – Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco." – Kronk, The Emperor's New Groove
"Just keep swimming." – Dory, Finding Nemo
"I never look back, darling! It distracts me from the now." – Edna Mode, The Incredibles
disney quotes about life
"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it." - Rafiki, The Lion King
"Just keep swimming." - Dory, Finding Nemo
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." - The Emperor, Mulan
"Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." - Lilo and Stitch
"You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." - Winnie the Pooh
"The call isn't out there at all; it's inside me." - Moana
"To infinity and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
top 100 funny disney quotes
1. "Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space." – Genie, Aladdin
2. "Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days." – Timon and Pumbaa, The Lion King
3. "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day." – Megara, Hercules
4. "Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever!" – Kuzco and Kronk, The Emperor's New Groove
5. "To infinity and beyond!" – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
6. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it." – Rafiki, The Lion King
7. "Fish are friends, not food." – Bruce, Finding Nemo
8. "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy." – Dory, Finding Nemo
9. "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." – The Emperor, Mulan
10. "I'm surrounded by idiots." – Scar, The Lion King
11. "Why me? I could be at home, eating snails with my family right now." – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
12. "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten." – Stitch, Lilo & Stitch
13. "I never knew flying could be so much fun!" – Dumbo, Dumbo
14. "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." – Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
15. "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity." – Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
16. "Life's a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. No matter what type of animal you are, change starts with you." – Judy Hopps, Zootopia
17. "I am not a toy, I'm a spork!" – Forky, Toy Story 4
18. "The only way to get what you want in this world is through hard work." – Tiana, The Princess and the Frog
19. "Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one." – Grandmother Willow, Pocahontas
20. "Adventure is out there!" – Charles Muntz, Up
21. "Just keep swimming." – Dory, Finding Nemo
22. "I want adventure in the great wide somewhere." – Belle, Beauty and the Beast
23. "Zero to hero in no time flat!" – Chorus, Hercules
24. "It's called wayfinding, princess. It's not just sails and knots, it's seeing where you're going in your mind." – Maui, Moana
25. "I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad." – Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph
26. "You don't lose hope, love. If you do, you lose everything." – Mrs. Potts, Beauty and the Beast
27. "Remember who you are." – Mufasa, The Lion King
28. "I don't want to survive. I want to live!" – Captain Hook, Peter Pan
29. "The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." – Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
30. "Fishes don't talk." – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
31. "I was hiding under your porch because I love you." – Dug, Up
32. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" – Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
33. "Let it go! Let it go!" – Elsa, Frozen
34. "I'm late! I'm late! For a very important date!" – White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
35. "Tale as old as time, true as it can be." – Mrs. Potts, Beauty and the Beast
36. "A whole new world!" – Aladdin, Aladdin
37. "Part of your world." – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
38. "Be our guest!" – Lumiere, Beauty and the Beast
39. "I can show you the world." – Aladdin, Aladdin
40. "Under the sea!" – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
41. "Circle of life." – Rafiki, The Lion King
42. "You'll be in my heart." – Tarzan, Tarzan
43. "Colors of the wind." – Pocahontas, Pocahontas
44. "Reflection." – Mulan, Mulan
45. "I see the light." – Rapunzel, Tangled
46. "When will my life begin?" – Rapunzel, Tangled
47. "How far I'll go." – Moana, Moana
48. "You're welcome." – Maui, Moana
49. "Try Everything." – Gazelle, Zootopia
50. "Remember Me." – Miguel, Coco
51. "Un Poco Loco." – Hector, Coco
52. "The Bare Necessities." – Baloo, The Jungle Book
53. "I Wanna Be Like You." – King Louie, The Jungle Book
54. "Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride." – Lilo & Stitch
55. "Friend Like Me." – Genie, Aladdin
56. "Prince Ali." – Genie, Aladdin
57. "A Guy Like You." – Gargoyles, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
58. "Out There." – Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
59. "Hellfire." – Frollo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
60. "God Help the Outcasts." – Esmeralda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
61. "Someday My Prince Will Come." – Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
62. "Whistle While You Work." – Snow White, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
63. "Heigh-Ho." – Dwarfs, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
64. "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah." – Uncle Remus, Song of the South
65. "The Siamese Cat Song." – Si and Am, Lady and the Tramp
66. "Bella Notte." – Tony, Lady and the Tramp
67. "Cruella De Vil." – Roger, 101 Dalmatians
68. "I Wan'na Be Like You." – King Louie, The Jungle Book
69. "The Bear Necessities." – Baloo, The Jungle Book
70. "I Just Can't Wait to Be King." – Simba, The Lion King
71. "Be Prepared." – Scar, The Lion King
72. "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" – Timon, The Lion King
73. "Colors of the Wind." – Pocahontas, Pocahontas
74. "If I Never Knew You." – John Smith, Pocahontas
75. "Go the Distance." – Hercules, Hercules
76. "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)." – Megara, Hercules
77. "Reflection." – Mulan, Mulan
78. "I'll Make a Man Out of You." – Li Shang, Mulan
79. "A Whole New World." – Aladdin and Jasmine, Aladdin
80. "Friend Like Me." – Genie, Aladdin
81. "One Jump Ahead." – Aladdin, Aladdin
82. "Part of Your World." – Ariel, The Little Mermaid
83. "Poor Unfortunate Souls." – Ursula, The Little Mermaid
84. "Kiss the Girl." – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
85. "Under the Sea." – Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
86. "Beauty and the Beast." – Mrs. Potts, Beauty and the Beast
87. "Gaston." – Gaston, Beauty and the Beast
88. "Be Our Guest." – Lumiere, Beauty and the Beast
89. "Something There." – Belle, Beauty and the Beast
90. "Let It Go." – Elsa, Frozen
91. "For the First Time in Forever." – Anna, Frozen
92. "Love Is an Open Door." – Anna and Hans, Frozen
93. "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" – Anna, Frozen
94. "Into the Unknown." – Elsa, Frozen 2
95. "Show Yourself." – Elsa, Frozen 2
96. "Remember Me." – Miguel, Coco
97. "Un Poco Loco." – Hector, Coco
98. "The World Es Mi Familia." – Coco
99. "We Don't Talk About Bruno." – Encanto
100. "Surface Pressure." – Luisa, Encanto
disney character quotes
Mickey Mouse: "Oh, boy!"
Donald Duck: "Aw, phooey!"
Goofy: "Gawrsh!"
Simba: "I'm only brave when I have to be."
Timon: "Hakuna Matata! It means no worries."
Ariel: "I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now."
Belle: "I want adventure in the great wide somewhere."
Woody: "You're my favorite deputy!"
Buzz Lightyear: "To infinity and beyond!"
Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyway."
disney quotes about love
"Love is putting someone else's needs before your own." – Frozen
"So this is love, so this is what makes life divine." – Cinderella
"You were my new dream." – Tangled
"A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view." – Aladdin
"Can you feel the love tonight?" – The Lion King
"Part of your world." – The Little Mermaid
"Some people are worth melting for." – Frozen
"If you can dream it, you can do it." – Walt Disney, on pursuing love and dreams
"Venture outside your comfort zone. The rewards are worth it." – Tangled, implying love's adventures
disney quotes about happiness
Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days.
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and snap! The job's a game.
A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
Just keep swimming.
disney quotes about magic
"All it takes is faith and trust... and a little bit of pixie dust."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes."
"When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are."
"Even miracles take a little time."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
"If you can dream it, you can do it."