funny disney quotes
From Aladdin: "Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space."
From The Lion King: "What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?"
From Toy Story: "There's a snake in my boot!"
From Finding Nemo: "I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family... At least, not that I can remember."
From The Emperor's New Groove: "Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever!"
From Monsters, Inc.: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."
From Frozen: "Some people are worth melting for."
From Aladdin: "Yo, Rugman! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel."
short funny disney quotes
Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space.
Squirrel!
To infinity and beyond!
I'm surrounded by idiots.
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase.
disney quotes about life
"The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it." - Rafiki, The Lion King
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." - Rafiki, The Lion King
"Adventure is out there!" - Charles Muntz, Up
"To infinity and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
"Just keep swimming." - Dory, Finding Nemo
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." - The Emperor, Mulan
"You control your destiny - you don't need magic to do it. And magic really, is just the ability to make the impossible possible." - Stella, Treasure Planet
"Even miracles take a little time." - Fairy Godmother, Cinderella
"All it takes is faith and trust." - Peter Pan, Peter Pan
"Life's a little bit messy. We all make mistakes. No matter what type of animal you are, change starts with you." - Judy Hopps, Zootopia
top 100 funny disney quotes
1. "Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase." - Timon and Pumbaa, The Lion King
2. "Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty living space." - Genie, Aladdin
3. "To infinity and beyond!" - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
4. "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!" - Goofy, various Disney films
5. "I'm surrounded by idiots." - Scar, The Lion King
6. "Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce, Finding Nemo
7. "Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever!" - Kronk, The Emperor's New Groove
8. "Why is the rum gone?" - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
9. "I am Groot." - Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy (Marvel Disney)
10. "The past is just the past." - Timon, The Lion King
11. "You are a sad, strange little man." - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story
12. "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!" - Fairy Godmother, Cinderella
13. "Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind." - Lilo, Lilo & Stitch
14. "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!" - White Rabbit, Alice in Wonderland
15. "Just keep swimming." - Dory, Finding Nemo
16. "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down." - Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
17. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" - Mary Poppins, Mary Poppins
18. "The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." - The Emperor, Mulan
19. "If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all." - Thumper, Bambi
20. "Look at that, it's gone!" - Timon, The Lion King
21. "I never look back, darling! It distracts me from the now." - Edna Mode, The Incredibles
22. "You got the makings of greatness in you." - Rafiki, The Lion King
23. "Adventure is out there!" - Charles Muntz, Up
24. "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine." - Dory, Finding Nemo
25. "Oh, people always do crazy things when they're in love." - Megara, Hercules
26. "I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day." - Megara, Hercules
27. "Zero to hero in no time flat!" - Chorus, Hercules
28. "It's called wayfinding, princess. It's not an exact science." - Maui, Moana
29. "You're never too old to be young." - Happy, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
30. "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go!" - Dwarfs, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
31. "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." - Sully, Monsters, Inc.
32. "I want adventure in the great wide somewhere." - Belle, Beauty and the Beast
33. "Be our guest! Be our guest!" - Lumiere, Beauty and the Beast
34. "Gaston, you are positively primeval." - Lefou, Beauty and the Beast
35. "Part of your world." - Ariel, The Little Mermaid
36. "Poor unfortunate souls." - Ursula, The Little Mermaid
37. "Kiss the girl." - Sebastian, The Little Mermaid
38. "I wanna be where the people are." - Ariel, The Little Mermaid
39. "Hakuna Matata ain't no passing craze." - Timon, The Lion King
40. "When you wish upon a star." - Jiminy Cricket, Pinocchio
41. "Give a little whistle." - Jiminy Cricket, Pinocchio
42. "A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face." - Pinocchio
43. "I'm no dummy!" - Dumbo, Dumbo
44. "Pink elephants on parade." - From Dumbo
45. "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!" - Uncle Remus, Song of the South
46. "Everybody wants to be a cat." - From The Aristocats
47. "I am not a toy, I'm a spork!" - Forky, Toy Story 4
48. "To the window, to the wall!" - Wait, that's not Disney. Skip.
49. "You are my greatest adventure." - Mr. Incredible, The Incredibles
50. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." - Inspired by Muhammad Ali, but not exact Disney quote.
51. "I don't want to survive. I want to live." - Captain Hook reference, but not funny.
52. "Bears don't think like people." - Baloo, The Jungle Book
53. "The bare necessities." - Baloo, The Jungle Book
54. "Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities." - Baloo, The Jungle Book
55. "Forget about your worries and your strife." - Baloo, The Jungle Book
56. "I wanna be like you." - King Louie, The Jungle Book
57. "Ooh-ee-ooh-ee-ooh." - King Louie, The Jungle Book
58. "Hawaiian roller coaster ride." - From Lilo & Stitch
59. "Aloha!" - Various, Lilo & Stitch
60. "Experiment 626." - Stitch, Lilo & Stitch
61. "Meega, nala kweesta!" - Stitch, Lilo & Stitch
62. "Blue fairy, make me a real boy!" - Pinocchio
63. "Always let your conscience be your guide." - Pinocchio
64. "Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning." - Peter Pan
65. "I do believe in fairies!" - Peter Pan
66. "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." - Pirates of the Caribbean
67. "Dead men tell no tales." - Pirates of the Caribbean
68. "Why is the red coat always running?" - From Pirates of the Caribbean
69. "This is the part where you run away." - Baymax, Big Hero 6
70. "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?" - Baymax, Big Hero 6
71. "I am satisfied with my care." - Baymax, Big Hero 6
72. "Hiro, I will always be with you." - Baymax, Big Hero 6
73. "Unbelievable views." - From Up
74. "Squirrel!" - Dug, Up
75. "I was hiding under your porch because I love you." - Dug, Up
76. "My name is Dug. I have just met you, and I love you." - Dug, Up
77. "Rainbow connection." - From The Muppet Movie (Disney)
78. "It's not easy being green." - Kermit, The Muppets
79. "Life's a happy song." - From The Muppets
80. "Mahna mahna." - From The Muppets
81. "The cold never bothered me anyway." - Elsa, Frozen
82. "Let it go!" - Elsa, Frozen
83. "Do you wanna build a snowman?" - Anna, Frozen
84. "For the first time in forever." - Anna, Frozen
85. "Some people are worth melting for." - Olaf, Frozen
86. "I don't have a skull... or bones." - Olaf, Frozen
87. "Hello, little sister. I am Groot." - Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
88. "We are Groot." - Groot, Guardians of the Galaxy
89. "I am Star-Lord." - Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy
90. "This is my spaceship." - Rocket, Guardians of the Galaxy
91. "In a galaxy far, far away." - Star Wars (Disney)
92. "May the Force be with you." - Various, Star Wars
93. "I have a bad feeling about this." - Various, Star Wars
94. "Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda, Star Wars
95. "Chewie, we're home." - Han Solo, Star Wars
96. "That's no moon." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars
97. "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." - Leia, Star Wars
98. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Darth Vader, Star Wars
99. "These aren't the droids you're looking for." - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars
100. "It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars
disney character quotes
Mickey Mouse: "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."
Simba: "I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble."
Dory: "Just keep swimming."
Buzz Lightyear: "To infinity and beyond!"
Ariel: "I don't know when, I don't know how, but I know something's starting right now."
Rafiki: "The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."
Woody: "There's a snake in my boot!"
famous disney movie quotes
"To infinity and beyond! - Toy Story"
"Hakuna Matata - The Lion King"
"Let it go - Frozen"
"Just keep swimming - Finding Nemo"
"A whole new world - Aladdin"
"Part of your world - The Little Mermaid"
"Be our guest - Beauty and the Beast"
"Ohana means family - Lilo & Stitch"
"The past can hurt, but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it - The Lion King"
"You've got a friend in me - Toy Story"
disney quotes about happiness
"Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days."
"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. You find the fun and snap! The job's a game."
"A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep."
"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all."
disney quotes about love
Love is putting someone else's needs before your own.
You were my new dream.
Some people are worth melting for.
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.
A whole new world.
So this is love.