Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes for your family:
1. "May the next year be filled with laughter, love, and fewer arguments over who ate the last slice of pizza"
2. "Happy New Year to the most amazing family in the world! May our resolutions stick and our snacks stay plentiful"
3. "Wishing you a year that's as bright as your smile and as warm as our hugs"
4. "May the next 365 days bring us closer together, and may our inside jokes never get old "
5. "Here's to another year of making memories, having fun, and tolerating each other's quirks"
6. "Wishing you a New Year that's filled with cheer, laughter, and only occasional eye-rolling at our dad's jokes"
7. "May the next year be the start of an amazing new chapter in our family's storybook"
8. "Wishing you a year that's as sweet as your treats, as comfy as our couches, and as crazy as our family gatherings"
9. "Here's to another year of being each other's favorite humans (most of the time)!"
10. "May the next 12 months be filled with adventure, excitement, and only occasional trips to the emergency room"
Feel free to modify them to fit your family's sense of humor and style!
Here are some short, funny New Year's wishes for your family and friends:
**For Family:**
1. "Happy New Year to the fam that I'm stuck with... just kidding, I love you guys!"
2. "Wishing our crazy, amazing family another year of laughter, tears, and making memories"
3. "May this new year bring us more adventures, less arguing, and plenty of snuggles"
4. "Happy New Year to the people who put up with me all year round Thanks for being my rock (or at least a decent couch partner)"
5. "Here's to another year of making memories, eating too much food, and pretending we're not arguing"
**For Friends:**
1. "Wishing my favorite people on the planet an epic new year May your glass always be half full (and sometimes spilled)"
2. "To my squad: may this new year bring us more good times, fewer hangovers, and a permanent spot at the 'cool kids' table"
3. "Happy New Year to my partner in crime May our shenanigans only get wilder from here"
4. "Wishing all my friends out there a new year filled with adventure, laughter, and not too many regrets"
5. "Here's to another year of making memories, having each other's backs, and pretending we're not secretly plotting against each other"
**General:**
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than the after-Christmas sales"
2. "Wishing you all a new year that's lit (but not too lit)"
3. "May this new year bring us all a healthy dose of happiness, humor, and good vibes"
4. "Here's to another year of living life to the fullest (and occasionally binge-watching Netflix)"
5. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be as awesome as you are"
Feel free to pick the ones that fit your style and relationships, or use them as inspiration to come up with your own funny wishes!
Here are some short and funny New Year's wishes for your friends:
1. "Happy New Year to a friend who's a-maize-ing!"
2. "May the odds be ever in your favor... of having an amazing 2023"
3. "Wishing you a year that's lit, not just lit-erally"
4. "Here's to another year of making memories (and maybe a few poor life choices)"
5. "May your 2023 be filled with as much laughter as it is with Netflix binges"
6. "Wishing you a New Year that's 'gram-worthy... or at least, Instagram-able"
7. "Here's to another year of pretending we're adults (but let's be real, we're still figuring it out)"
8. "May your 2023 be as smooth as a well-crafted meme"
9. "Wishing you a New Year that's 'on fleek'... or at least, on point"
10. "Here's to another year of making questionable life choices (but hey, that's what friends are for, right?)"
11. "May your 2023 be as bright as your smile (and also filled with good coffee)"
12. "Wishing you a New Year that's 'savage'... in the best way possible"
Feel free to pick the one that best suits your friendship and personality!
Here are some funny New Year's one-liners:
1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions be strong and your hangover be short."
2. "Out with the old, in with the new...and a few leftover holiday cookies."
3. "May the odds be ever in your favor...of making it through January 31st without quitting your diet."
4. "I'm not saying I'm hungover, but my cat is looking particularly good today."
5. "The best way to predict your future is to make a resolution and then promptly forget about it. Happy New Year!"
6. "Who needs a party hat when you can just wear last night's mistakes?"
7. "New year, same me...just with more debt from all the online shopping I did."
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on New Year's hiatus until February 1st."
9. "What's the opposite of a 'fresh start'? Asking for a friend who really needs to re-watch The Office again..."
10. "May your New Year be filled with all the things you wanted and none of the things that will inevitably go wrong."
11. "I'm not saying I'm going back on my resolutions, but have you seen the price of kale lately?"
12. "What's the most common resolution people break? Asking for a friend who just wants to order pizza again..."
13. "New Year, new me...just like every other year. Same old same old."
14. "May your New Year be filled with all the things that make you happy, and none of the things that make you cry in the shower."
15. "Who needs a resolution when you can just promise to do better next year?"
Feel free to pick the one that best suits your humor (or lack thereof) on this New Year's Eve!
Here are some ideas for "Happy New Year" texts:
1. **Simple and sincere**: "Happy New Year! Wishing you all the best in 2023"
2. **Personalized**: "Happy New Year, [name]! May this year bring you joy, love, and success"
3. **Funny**: "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover"
4. **Inspiring**: "As we step into a new year, I hope you're filled with hope, excitement, and a sense of possibility. Happy New Year!"
5. **Heartfelt**: "Wishing you a Happy New Year, [name]. May it bring you closer to your dreams and loved ones"
6. **Short and sweet**: "Happy New Year! Cheers to an amazing 2023"
7. **Reflective**: "As we bid farewell to the old year, I'm grateful for our friendship and excited for what's to come. Happy New Year!"
8. **Motivational**: "New year, new opportunities! May you seize them with courage and enthusiasm. Happy New Year!"
Feel free to modify these ideas or come up with your own message that reflects your relationship and personality!
Here are some inspiring and motivational New Year quotes to help you start the year off right:
1. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt
2. "New year, new me. But honestly, same old me with a few tweaks."
3. "May this new year bring you joy, peace, and prosperity. Wishing you a happy and healthy 20**!"
4. "The best is yet to come." - Robert Browning
5. "As we set our sights on the new year, may we remember that every day is a new chance to start again."
6. "May your New Year be filled with love, laughter, and adventure!"
7. "This new year, I resolve to be more present, more patient, and more grateful."
8. "The only way to do great work is to love what you do. Happy New Year!"
9. "As the clock strikes midnight on January 1st, remember that every day is a new beginning."
10. "May your path in the coming year be lit with joy, wisdom, and purpose."
11. "New year, new goals, new opportunities. Let's make it happen!"
12. "The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." - Marty McFly
13. "In the new year, may you find peace, love, and happiness. Wishing you a wonderful 20**!"
14. "This new year, let's make a pact to be kinder, more compassionate, and more loving."
15. "The best way to predict your future is to create it." - Abraham Lincoln
16. "May the coming year bring you closer to your dreams and desires."
17. "As we step into the new year, remember that every day is a chance to rewrite our story."
18. "Wishing you a happy, healthy, and prosperous New Year!"
19. "In the new year, may your heart be filled with hope, your mind be filled with wonder, and your life be filled with joy."
20. "The future is unwritten. Let's write it together."
I hope these quotes inspire you to start the new year with positivity, enthusiasm, and a sense of possibility!