Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for a friend:
1. "Cheers to love, laughter, and not killing each other... yet!"
2. "You two are the Mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly... now make more babies"
3. "May your love be as endless as your Netflix password sharing"
4. "Congratulations on finally finding someone who can put up with you (and vice versa)!"
5. "Here's to many adventures together... and not getting lost in each other's eyes for too long"
6. "You two are the perfect pair... except when it comes to doing dishes, then it's every man for himself"
7. "May your love be as strong as your WiFi signal (but hopefully not as patchy)"
8. "Wishing you a lifetime of laughter, tears, and still having each other's back"
9. "May your marriage be as smooth as your partner's dance moves (or lack thereof)"
10. "Here's to many happy years together... and still being able to tolerate each other's snoring"
11. "You two are the best thing since sliced bread (or at least that's what you'll keep telling each other)"
12. "Wishing you a love as big as your hearts, and not just because you both have an insatiable appetite for pizza"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, while still conveying your genuine happiness and well-wishes for the couple.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your best friend:
1. "Wishing you a marriage as strong as our friendship... minus the constant borrowing of clothes."
2. "May your love be as endless as my supply of wine at the reception."
3. "I'm so glad I don't have to share you with anyone else anymore (except for that husband of yours)."
4. "Here's to a lifetime of laughter, adventures, and not having to explain why we're eating ice cream for breakfast."
5. "Wishing your marriage is as rock-solid as our inside jokes."
6. "May your love be the stuff of rom-coms... minus the awkward small talk with the in-laws."
7. "I'm thrilled to welcome a new partner in crime (or should I say, partner in wedded bliss)."
8. "Wishing you a marriage that's as fun as our late-night pizza parties and as enduring as our Netflix password."
9. "May your love be the stuff of fairy tales... minus the creepy stepsisters."
10. "Here's to many more years of making memories, sharing secrets, and not having to use the 'best friend' excuse for everything."
11. "I'm honored to be a part of this new chapter in your life (and still get to be the cool aunt/uncle)."
12. "Wishing your marriage is as adventurous as our spontaneous road trips... minus the arguments over who ate the last bag of chips."
13. "May your love be as warm and fuzzy as our favorite blanket."
14. "Here's to many more years of making each other laugh, cry (from laughing), and still manage to look cute together."
15. "I'm so grateful to have you as my best friend... and now, my partner in crime's significant other."
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, just like your friendship!
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your brother:
1. "Brother, you're finally settling down... like a good Netflix show."
2. "May your marriage be as smooth as your golf game (just kidding, it's probably worse)."
3. "Congrats, bro! You're off the market... or at least, that's what I keep telling myself."
4. "You two are the perfect blend of love and laughter... like a good IPA beer."
5. "Brother, you're getting married? That means it's time to upgrade from 'bachelor' to 'old man' status."
6. "May your marriage be as strong as your beard (and I'm not saying that's weak)."
7. "You two are the new dynamic duo... or at least, that's what I'll tell our parents when they ask how you're doing."
8. "Brother, you're marrying up! Just kidding, she's probably the best thing that ever happened to you (don't worry, your secret is safe with me)."
9. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are... flaws and all (just like our parents)."
10. "May your marriage be filled with laughter, love, and only occasional arguments about whose turn it is to do the dishes."
Remember, these wishes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so make sure they fit your relationship with your brother!
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes that you might see on Reddit:
1. "May your love be as limitless as your student loan debt."
2. "Wishing you a marriage as strong as your Wi-Fi signal."
3. "May your relationship be filled with laughter, adventure, and only occasional arguments over who left the dishes for the other person to do."
4. "Congratulations on taking the leap! May your love for each other continue to grow stronger than your Netflix subscription."
5. "Wishing you a marriage as happy as a cat in a bathtub – but without the hairballs."
6. "May your love be like pizza – hot, fresh, and always delivered with a side of garlic bread."
7. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you more than they hate your snoring."
8. "Wishing you a marriage that's as smooth as butter – or at least as smooth as your in-laws' temper after 5 PM."
9. "May your love be like a good joke – it gets better with age, and people will always remember where they were when they heard it for the first time."
10. "Congratulations on finding someone who's willing to put up with you, even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste."
Remember to keep your wedding wishes light-hearted and playful, and make sure they're appropriate for the couple getting married.
Here are some short and funny wedding wishes for your sister:
1. "Congratulations on finally finding someone who can put up with you!"
2. "May your marriage be as strong as your sisterly bond... minus the constant arguing"
3. "I'm so happy to welcome [bride's name] into our crazy family! "
4. "Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and not killing each other"
5. "Here's to many years of making memories together (and also doing your taxes)"
6. "May your marriage be as smooth as [sister's name]'s skin after a facial"
7. "You two are a match made in heaven... or at least in the crazy, imperfect world we live in "
8. "I'm so excited to have [bride's name] officially joining our ranks of married sisters"
9. "Wishing you a marriage as strong as your sisterly love (but not as annoying)"
10. "Congratulations on taking the plunge and marrying the person who still loves you after all these years "
11. "May your marriage be filled with adventure, laughter, and only occasional bickering"
12. "You two are perfect for each other... or at least that's what I keep telling myself"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, as your sister will likely appreciate the humor and thoughtfulness behind your words!
Here are some funny wedding wishes for a colleague:
1. "Congratulations on finally figuring out who to spend the rest of your life with! (Just kidding, we all know it's because they're the only one who can put up with you)"
2. "Wishing you and [partner's name] a lifetime supply of laughter, adventure, and coffee dates"
3. "You two are finally getting married? About time someone tamed that wild hair of yours!"
4. "Here's to many more years of being colleagues... I mean, spouses! Wishing you all the best on your special day"
5. "I never thought I'd see the day when [name] would settle down, but congratulations are in order! (Just don't expect me to start attending church with you)"
6. "Love is in the air... and also in the office fridge, where we'll continue to store our leftover pizza"
7. "Wishing you a marriage as smooth as your PowerPoint presentations"
8. "Congratulations on finding someone who loves you for who you are – flaws and all (just like I do)"
9. "May your love be as strong as your Wi-Fi signal and as reliable as your coffee mug"
10. "Here's to many more years of being the office odd couple... er, I mean, a happy married couple! Cheers!"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, but not too cheesy or embarrassing for your colleague.
Here are some funny one-liner ideas for wedding cards:
1. "Wishing you a marriage that's more fun than a drunken uncle at the reception."
2. "May your love be as infinite as your Netflix password and as strong as your Wi-Fi signal."
3. "Congratulations on finding someone who will tolerate you for the rest of their life!"
4. "May your married life be filled with laughter, joy, and only occasional arguments over whose turn it is to do the dishes."
5. "Wishing you a love that's as warm as a summer day, but not so hot that you need air conditioning in your marriage."
6. "May your marriage be the one place where you can always find common ground (and also never run out of snacks)."
7. "Congratulations on finding someone who will put up with your quirks and love you even when you're being a little crazy!"
8. "Wishing you a happily ever after, or at least a really long time before the divorce lawyers get involved."
9. "May your married life be filled with adventure, excitement, and only occasional arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash."
10. "Congratulations on finding someone who will love you even when you leave the cap off the toothpaste (again)."
11. "Wishing you a marriage that's as smooth as a fine wine, but not so smooth that it gets boring!"
12. "May your married life be filled with laughter, joy, and only occasional arguments over whose turn it is to do the laundry."
13. "Congratulations on finding someone who will love you even when you're being a little grumpy in the morning."
14. "Wishing you a happily ever after, or at least a really long time before the kids start asking for separate bedrooms."
15. "May your married life be filled with adventure, excitement, and only occasional arguments over whose turn it is to take out the trash (and also who ate the last slice of pizza)."
Remember to keep the tone light-hearted and playful, and make sure the one-liner is respectful and not offensive to the couple.
Sweet and concise! Here are some short wedding wishes that you can use:
**For the Couple:**
1. Wishing you a lifetime of love, laughter, and happiness together!
2. Congratulations on your special day! May your marriage be filled with joy and adventure.
3. Wishing you all the best as you start this new chapter together.
**For the Bride:**
1. Congratulations, beautiful bride! May your wedding day be just the beginning of a lifetime of love and happiness.
2. Wishing you a day as lovely as you are!
**For the Groom:**
1. Congrats, handsome groom! May your marriage be filled with adventure, laughter, and lots of love.
2. Wishing you a great start to your new life together!
**General Wedding Wishes:**
1. Wishing you a happily ever after!
2. Congratulations on your wedding day! May it be a magical start to your life together.
3. Cheers to a lifetime of love, happiness, and adventure!
Remember, the key is to keep it short, sweet, and sincere!