"Sisters" is a great movie with plenty of laugh-out-loud moments! Here are some funny and short quotes from the movie:
1. "You're my sister, not my therapist!" - Maura (Tina Fey)
2. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an evening person... I'm an 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person." - Kate (Amy Poehler)
3. "We're sisters, we're supposed to be mean to each other!" - Maura
4. "You're my sister, but you're also kind of a monster." - Kate
5. "I'm not a control freak, I just like things done a certain way... and then I get annoyed when they're not done that way." - Maura
These quotes capture the witty banter and playful sibling rivalry between Maura and Kate. The movie is full of humorous moments, and these quotes are just a few examples!
I've got some hilarious ones for you!
Here are some funny sister quotes that are perfect for Instagram:
1. "Sisters are like pizza, even when they're a little crazy, you can't help but love 'em."
2. "My sister is my best friend and partner in crime... literally"
3. "I'm not saying we're identical twins or anything, but I did inherit your sense of humor... and your sass"
4. "Sisters: the ones who make you laugh, cry, and fight... all on the same day"
5. "Who needs a BFF when you have a sister like mine?"
6. "When one sister is mean, it's like the whole house is mean. When both sisters are mean... just get out of the way"
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for my next sisterly argument"
8. "Sisters: where you can share a room, clothes, and makeup without sharing your secrets"
9. "My sister is my built-in best friend, partner in crime, and personal therapist (most of the time)"
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you a sister, just roll with it"
11. "Sisters are like glue - they stick together, no matter what"
12. "I don't need a boyfriend when I have my sister to argue with... and love unconditionally"
Feel free to pick your faves or mix and match to create the perfect quote for your Instagram post!
Here are some funny and unique sister quotes:
1. "My sister is my best friend, and also the one person who knows all my secrets... and still manages to love me anyway."
2. "Sisters are like superheroes - they save you from yourself, even when you're being a total goofball."
3. "I'm not saying my sister is a control freak, but she's been known to plan my life for me... and I kind of like it that way."
4. "What makes sisters so special? We can be mean to each other, and then just laugh about it afterwards."
5. "Sisters are the original BFFs - we're born with the best friendship already built in."
6. "My sister is my partner in crime, my accomplice in shenanigans, and my forever homegirl."
7. "If you can't handle a little sass, don't come to my sister's house... or mine for that matter."
8. "Sisters are like two peas in a pod - we're weirdly similar, yet uniquely awesome at the same time."
9. "I'm not saying my sister is a momma's girl, but she still answers her mom on speed dial... even as an adult."
10. "What do you call a group of sisters? A herd of crazy, loving, always-fighting, forever-supporting wild animals."
11. "My sister and I have a special bond - we can finish each other's sentences... and also make fun of each other for being ridiculous."
12. "Sisters are the best - they're like having a permanent sleepover with your BFF... minus the snoring and awkward morning conversations."
13. "What do sisters do? We plot against each other, gossip about our parents, and then give each other hugs afterwards because that's what sisters do."
14. "I'm not saying my sister is competitive, but she still keeps a scoreboard of who ate the last cookie... even as an adult."
15. "Sisters are like the best-kept secret - we're always there for each other, even when no one else knows the half of it."
Hope you enjoy these funny and unique sister quotes!
I've got a bunch of hilarious big sister quotes for you! Here are some:
1. "You're not the baby anymore, get used to it."
2. "I'm not bossy, I just like to give instructions... a lot."
3. "You may be older, but I'm still the favorite."
4. "What's wrong with being a big sister? You're basically a superhero."
5. "I taught you how to share, now it's your turn to teach me."
6. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you still wear pull-ups."
7. "You may be the mom, but I'm the one who knows all the best games."
8. "Just because we're big sisters doesn't mean we can't have a food fight... in the kitchen... with spoons."
9. "I'm not mean, I just have high expectations... for you to live up to my standards."
10. "You may be taller than me now, but I still have the better hair."
11. "If you're late again, I'll make sure you're walking home from school by yourself... with a map."
12. "I'm not bossy, I just like to take charge of things... like the remote control."
13. "What's wrong with being a big sister? You get to be the one who always wins at rock-paper-scissors."
14. "You may be older, but I still have the best excuses for why I didn't do my homework."
15. "I'm not mean, I just like to play pranks on you... and then laugh about it later."
These quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face!
Sisterly love (and hate)! Here are some funny quotes about sisters fighting:
1. "Sisters are like salt and pepper, they season your life with laughter, tears, and occasional physical harm." - Unknown
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right... to my sister." - Emily Giffin
3. "Sisterly love: Where 'I hate you' is the new 'I love you.'"
4. "Why do sisters fight? Because it's more fun than talking things out... and because we're not sure which one of us is the crazy one."
5. "My sister and I are like two peas in a pod, except sometimes she's the pea and I'm the shell, and then I have to crack her open." - Ali Wong
6. "Sisters: Where 'I'll get you' means 'I love you'... until we're 30 and then it just means 'Get out of my way.'"
7. "My sister and I are best friends, but don't tell anyone, or they might think we're weird."
8. "Sisterly love: Where a hug can turn into a punch in 0.5 seconds."
9. "Why do sisters fight? Because we're both trying to be the boss... of each other's lives."
10. "I'm not saying my sister and I are competitive, but we once fought over who got to play with the pet rock."
11. "Sisters: Where 'I love you' means 'I'm going to strangle you in your sleep.'"
12. "My sister and I have a special bond... where we can simultaneously hate each other's guts while thinking it's the best relationship ever."
Remember, these quotes are all in good fun! Sisters may fight, but they're usually just testing the strength of their bond
What a great idea! Here are some funny sister quotes that you can use to celebrate your sibling's birthday:
1. "Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my best friend, and the person who knows all my secrets!"
2. "You're another year older, but I'm still stuck with you as my sister. Just kidding, I love it that way"
3. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're not getting older, just more mature... and still super annoying "
4. "I'm so grateful to have a sister like you who can make me laugh, cry, and roll my eyes all in one day"
5. "Happy birthday to the person who's been stuck with me for all these years... I mean, 'sharing' a room, a bathroom, and most of our lives"
6. "You're the best thing that ever happened to me (besides getting rid of our parents). Happy birthday, sis!"
7. "On your special day, let's celebrate the fact that we've survived all those sleepovers, movie nights, and 'borrowed' clothes without killing each other"
8. "I'm so proud of the person you're becoming... or at least, I think I am after I've had a few cups of coffee"
9. "You're not getting older; you're just leveling up in life! Happy birthday, sis!"
10. "As we celebrate your birthday, let's remember all the good times, like when we... well, actually, most of my favorite memories are of us making fun of our parents"
11. "I'm grateful for a sister who can make me laugh even on my worst days (which is often). Happy birthday, sis!"
12. "You're the reason why I don't have any hair left to pull out... because we've already pulled it all out arguing about something ridiculous"
13. "Happy birthday to my favorite person to share a room with (just kidding, that's not true at all)"
14. "I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are... or at least, as amazing as our family drama can be"
15. "On your special day, let's forget about the fact that we're both adults now and go back to being the crazy sisters we used to be"
Remember, these quotes are meant to be light-hearted and playful, so feel free to modify them or add your own personal touches to make them even more special!
Here are some funny quotes about the Three Sisters from the play:
1. "I don't know what kind of sorcery this is, but I think it's working." - Papa (on the Sisters' ability to bring forth a bountiful harvest)
2. "You're not a real sister unless you've cried at least once a day for the last five years." - Younger Sister
3. "I'm not saying we're related, but we could be if we wanted to." - Older Sister (on her relationship with the Other Sister)
4. "The more we give, the more we get. The more we share, the more we'll have." - Older Sister (on the power of sharing and giving)
5. "A man is not a complete man unless he's got at least one sister to boss him around." - Papa
6. "It's not what you know that matters, it's who knows you." - Younger Sister (on building relationships)
7. "There's nothing like the smell of fresh-turned earth and the sound of distant thunder on a summer day to make you feel alive." - Older Sister
8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for more important things... like eating." - Younger Sister
9. "The only thing we have to fear is not being able to find our way back to the house after dark without a lantern." - Papa
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you corn, make cornbread." - Older Sister
These quotes capture some of the play's humor and lighthearted moments, as well as its themes of family, community, and perseverance.
I think you're referring to the "Annoying Younger Sister" trope, which is a popular stereotype in anime and manga. Here are some quotes that might fit the bill:
1. "Ugh, what's wrong with you?! Can't you just leave me alone?!" - Tsukimiya Ayumi (Toradora!)
2. "You're always so mean to me! Why can't you just be nice for once?!" - Katsura Hinako (Nisekijii)
3. "I don't care about your stupid priorities, I'm the one who's important here!" - Akemi Homura (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
4. "You're always so obsessed with something or other. Can't you just focus on me for once?!" - Kurisu Makise (Steins;Gate)
5. "Why do you always have to be so... annoying?! Just leave me alone!" - Rias Gremory (High School DxD)
6. "You're not even trying! You're just going through the motions, aren't you?" - Mako Akamatsu (The Pet Girl of Sakurasou)
7. "I don't care about your stupid rules or regulations. I'm the one who's in charge here!" - Kagami Hiiragi (Lucky Star)
8. "You're always so clueless! Can't you just figure things out for yourself?!" - Chiyo Sakura (Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo)
9. "Why do you have to be so... dense?! Can't you see what's right in front of you?!" - Hikigaya Kokochi (Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come ga Owaru yo+)
10. "You're always so selfish! You never think about anyone else's feelings, do you?" - Kana Nakamichi (The Idolmaster)
Keep in mind that these quotes are from anime and manga, and might not accurately represent real-life sibling relationships.