st patrick quotes funny
Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, especially after a few green beers.
Why do people wear shamrocks? Because real rocks are too heavy!
I'm not saying I'm a leprechaun, but I do have a pot of gold... in my dreams after too much Guinness.
May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not so much that you trip over your own feet.
St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I wish someone would drive the Mondays out of my life!
st patricks day quotes short
May the road rise up to meet you.
Luck of the Irish be with you.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more.
Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day.
st patricks day quotes for work
May the road rise up to meet you in your career path and the wind be always at your back in your endeavors.
Luck is a dividend of sweat; the more you sweat at work, the luckier you get.
On St. Patrick's Day, let's chase our professional rainbows and find that pot of gold through teamwork.
May your troubles be less and your blessings, like successful projects, be more.
Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day—let's bring that spirit of hard work and good cheer to the office.
Work hard and may the luck of the Irish guide your success today and every day.
st patrick day quotes blessings
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
Luck of the Irish to you on St. Patrick's Day!
For the whole world is Irish on the seventeenth o' March!
May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
Saint Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth drove all the snakes from Ireland.
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
st patricks day quotes for kids
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
Find a four-leaf clover and make a wish!
Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day!
Shamrocks bring good luck and smiles.
Dance like a leprechaun under the rainbow!
You're the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow.
short funny st patricks day quotes
"I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway!"
"May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door... after I finish this Guinness."
"St. Patrick's Day: Because who needs an excuse to wear green and drink beer?"
"I'm going to be wearing so much green, even the leprechauns will be jealous."
"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not so much that you win all my money at poker."
"Irish today, hungover tomorrow."
"St. Patrick's Day: The one day it's socially acceptable to pinch strangers."
"Top o' the morning! And the rest of the day to yourself."
"I'm not drunk; I'm just Irish... okay, maybe a little drunk."
catchy st patricks day phrases
Kiss me, I'm Irish!
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
Top o' the morning to ya!
Erin go bragh!
Shamrocks and shenanigans!
Get your green on!
Pinch me, I'm feeling Irish!
Dance like a leprechaun!
Pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow!
Irish eyes are smiling!
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow!
Sláinte and good cheer!
Lucky charms and happy times!
Wearin' o' the green all day!
Find your inner leprechaun!
st patrick quotes catholic
Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
I arise today through God's strength to pilot me; God's might to uphold me, God's wisdom to guide me.
The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart, that I should remember my sins.
I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of many.
Daily I expect either death, or fraud, or deportation, or whatever it may be; but I fear nothing, because of the promises of Heaven.