st patrick quotes funny
"Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day – pass the green beer!"
"Why do people wear shamrocks? Because real rocks are too heavy!"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish – it's a lifestyle!"
"May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not so much that you beat me at darts."
"Leprechauns don't do dishes; they just hide the gold at the end of the rainbow – and my motivation."
"St. Patrick's Day: the only day you can wear green without being mistaken for a superhero."
st patrick day quotes blessings
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face, and rains fall soft upon your fields.
Luck of the Irish to you on St. Patrick's Day.
Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day.
May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.
St. Patrick was a gentleman who through strategy and stealth drove all the snakes from Ireland.
May good luck be your friend in whatever you do, and may trouble be always a stranger to you.
Here's to health, peace, and prosperity. May the most you wish for be the least you get.
st patrick quotes short
Christ be with me.
I am Patrick, a sinner.
The Lord is my strength.
Christ before me, Christ behind me.
Daily I expect to be with God.
st patricks day quotes for work
"May the road rise up to meet you in your career, and may success follow you like a four-leaf clover."
"Luck is believing you're lucky – so let's make today at work our luckiest yet."
"On St. Patrick's Day, may your ideas be as fresh as shamrocks and your productivity as golden as a pot of gold."
"Here's to chasing rainbows in the office: a little Irish luck and a lot of hard work make the perfect team."
"May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, especially in this workday ahead."
"Wishing you the spirit of St. Patrick – where every challenge is an opportunity for growth and every success is celebrated."
"Like the Irish, let's turn our work into a legend of achievement and good fortune."
"St. Patrick's Day toast: May your coffee be strong, your tasks be light, and your accomplishments shine bright."
st patrick quotes catholic
I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of many.
Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me, Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me.
The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart, so that I should recall my sins.
I have had the support of God, who never let me down in any of my difficulties.
Before I was humiliated I was like a stone that lies in deep mud, and he who is mighty came and in his compassion raised me up and exalted me very high and placed me on the top of the wall.
st patricks day quotes for kids
May the luck of the Irish be with you today and every day.
You're as lucky as finding a four-leaf clover.
Dance like a leprechaun and sing with all your heart.
Shamrocks bring good fortune, so let's celebrate with cheer.
Top of the morning to you, little one.
Follow the rainbow to find your pot of gold.
Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, so wear green and smile.
May your day be filled with rainbows and laughter.
Be as playful as a leprechaun and as bright as a shamrock.
catchy st patricks day phrases
Kiss me, I'm Irish!
May the luck of the Irish be with you.
Top o' the morning to ya!
Get your green on.
Shamrocks and Shenanigans!
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Luck of the Irish.
Let's paint the town green.
Pinch-proof and proud.
Dance like a leprechaun!
short funny st patricks day quotes
"I'm not Irish, but kiss me anyway—just pretend it's St. Patrick's Day magic."
"May the luck of the Irish be with you, but not if we're competing for the last pint of beer."
"I'm going to get sham-rocked tonight—green beer, here I come!"
"Why do leprechauns hate math? It involves too much pot-ential for trouble."
"St. Patrick's Day: The one day I can blame my bad dancing on the leprechauns."
"May your troubles be as short as a leprechaun and your drinks as tall as the Blarney Stone."
"I'm not drunk, I'm just Irish for the day—sláinte!"
"If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough to forget your diet today."