funny senior quotes
"I finally figured out what I want to do when I grow up: Avoid growing up."
"High school: Where 'I'll do it tomorrow' turned into my senior quote."
"I owe my diploma to coffee and Wikipedia."
"They say the best things in life are free, but that's not true for college tuition."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right – thanks, debate class!"
"Survived four years of high school without adulting. What's next?"
"My backup career is becoming a professional napper."
"Remember when we thought high school was the hardest part? Lol, jokes on us."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Graduating class of [year]: Because we showed up... mostly."
unique senior quotes
"Life's a pop quiz, and I'm finally ready to ace it."
"Four years of coffee-fueled cramming and now I'm trading textbooks for dreams."
"Not all who wander are lost; some are just seniors figuring out adulthood."
"I survived high school drama—bring on the real world plot twists."
"Chasing sunsets and opportunities, one graduation cap toss at a time."
"From awkward freshman to confident graduate: proof that growth happens in the messiest ways."
"Here's to the friends who became family and the memories that last forever."
"I didn't choose the senior life; the senior life chose me—and it was epic."
"Turning the page on this chapter, excited for the plot twists ahead."
"Dream big, work hard, and remember: high school was just the warm-up act."
savage yearbook quotes
"I didn't choose the thug life; the thug life chose me."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over how awesome I am."
"I'm not bossy; I just know what you should be doing."
"High school: Where dreams go to die, but at least the cafeteria food is memorable."
"I'll miss you all... said no one ever."
"Not everyone has what it takes to be me."
"Survived by the skin of my teeth and a lot of coffee."
"Thanks for the memories; I'll try to forget the bad ones."
"I came, I saw, I conquered... and then I took a nap."
"See you in the real world, or not—your choice."
short funny yearbook quotes
"I survived high school... barely, but with a killer playlist."
"Future boss in training. Current nap champion."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Proof that coffee and WiFi can get you through anything."
"Turning my can'ts into cans and my dreams into plans... starting tomorrow."
"High school: Where I learned that group projects are just adult arguments."
"I put the 'pro' in procrastinator."
"Not a morning person, not an afternoon person, but definitely a pizza person."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Out of school, into the real world. Send snacks!"
funny senior quotes from movies
"It's just a flesh wound!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (The Princess Bride)
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." (Airplane!)
"So you're telling me there's a chance!" (Dumb and Dumber)
"I'm the king of the world!" (Titanic, but said humorously in context)
"Ogres are like onions." (Shrek)
"What is this? A center for ants?" (Zoolander)
"To infinity and beyond!" (Toy Story)
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal." (Home Alone)
"I love lamp." (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
senior quotes for girls
She believed she could, so she did.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Be the girl who decided to go for it.
Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
Here's to strong women; may we know them, may we be them, may we raise them.
Don't be like the rest of them, darling.
Adventure is out there, and I'm ready to chase it.
To the girl who is going to change the world.
Senior year: the end of an era, the start of forever.
Dream big, little one, and make it happen.
funny senior quotes for guys
"I spent four years in high school and all I got was this lousy diploma and a lifetime of student debt."
"Finally graduating—time to trade homework for adulting fails, like remembering to pay bills on time."
"If life hands you lemons, sell them and buy a gaming console. Class of [year] out."
"They said school would prepare me for the real world. Joke's on them; I still can't adult."
"Survived high school by napping through classes. Future boss, consider this my resume."
"Four years of pretending to pay attention. Now, onto pretending to have a career."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. Thanks for the memories, high school."
"High school: Where I learned that coffee and sarcasm are essential life skills."
"They called me a class clown; I call it advanced public speaking. See you never, homework."
"Graduating with honors in procrastination. World, watch out—or don't, I'm flexible."
best senior quotes
"The tassel's worth the hassle."
"I came, I saw, I graduated."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."
"Four years flew by, but the memories will last forever."
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."
"I finally have my diploma. Now, what?"
"What we think, we become."
"Life is an adventure; dare it."
"Chase your dreams, not the competition."