valentine's day quotes short funny
"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
"You're the avocado to my toast."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at flirting, but I still like you."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be in debt."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"Cupid must be a hacker because you've stolen my heart."
"I'd share my last French fry with you, and that's real love."
"You're like WiFi – I can't live without you."
"Love is sharing your blanket on a cold night."
"You're the reason I believe in love at first sight... or was it the second?"
inspirational valentine quotes
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." – Audrey Hepburn
"Where there is love there is life." – Mahatma Gandhi
"Love is the greatest refreshment in life." – Pablo Picasso
"The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things." – Woody Allen
"In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours." – Maya Angelou
"Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope." – Maya Angelou
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." – Eden Ahbez
"Love is not about possession, it's about appreciation." – Unknown
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." – David Viscott
"A loving heart is the truest wisdom." – Charles Dickens
funny valentine quotes
"I love you more than coffee, but let's not test that before I've had my first cup."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage gets dumped, and so do you... just kidding, happy Valentine's Day!"
"I'm not a hoarder, but I think I want to keep you forever – mostly for your snacks."
"Love is like WiFi; it's invisible, but you know when it's not working, and it drives you crazy."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together... but only if you're buying dinner."
"All you need is love, but a little bit of chocolate never hurts anyone."
"I love you a latte – especially if you're making the coffee run."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then I remember I was just texting you about pizza."
"Love is being stupid together, like trying to take a selfie with a cat."
"They say love is blind, but marriage restores its eyesight – quickly!"
valentine's day quotes for friends
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. Happy Valentine's Day!
Friends like you make every day feel like Valentine's Day.
On this day of love, I cherish our friendship the most.
You're the peanut butter to my jelly – thanks for being an amazing friend!
May your Valentine's Day be filled with laughter and good times with friends.
To a friend who's always there: Happy Valentine's Day!
Friendship isn't just a word; it's a feeling that warms the heart. Happy Valentine's Day!
romantic valentine quotes
"I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow."
"In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine." – Maya Angelou
"You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars." – E.E. Cummings
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." – Audrey Hepburn
"I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." – J.R.R. Tolkien
"If I know what love is, it is because of you." – Hermann Hesse
"You don't love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear." – Oscar Wilde
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." – Aristotle
"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." – David Viscott
"In your arms, I have found my safe haven."
valentine day wishes for everyone
May your heart be filled with love and joy this Valentine's Day.
Wishing you sweet moments, cherished memories, and endless happiness.
To everyone, may you feel surrounded by warmth, kindness, and the magic of love.
Happy Valentine's Day—spread positivity and embrace the ones who matter most.
Remember to celebrate self-love and the beautiful connections in your life.
Here's to a day of smiles, laughter, and heartfelt wishes for all.
valentine's day quotes for him
"You are my today and all of my tomorrows."
"I love you more than words can express, more than actions can show."
"In your arms, I have found my safe haven."
"You make my heart skip a beat every single time."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite."
"I choose you and I'll choose you over and over, without pause."
"My heart is and always will be yours."
"You're the one I want to spend forever with."
"You are the source of my joy, the center of my world."
"I fall in love with you more every day."
valentine's day quotes for her
I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
In you, I've found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend.
You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.
Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
My heart is and always will be yours.
You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love you.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
For you, I am a different person; a better version of myself.