Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and I've got some short, funny, and relatable quotes to share with you:
1. "I love being in love. It's like being a little bit drunk all the time."
2. "You had me at hello...and then you ate my last cookie."
3. "Love is like pizza - even when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
4. "I don't want to be loved, I want to be liked. There's a difference."
5. "What's the difference between Valentine's Day and Christmas? One has candy canes and one has heart-shaped cookies...same thing."
6. "Love is not something you find, it's something that finds you when you're busy eating Cheetos on the couch."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for my future spouse to enjoy."
8. "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us feel more deeply alive."
9. "If you want to make a good first impression, start with a good last impression."
10. "Love is an illusion created by the brain to get people to buy flowers and chocolates."
11. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Love me for who I am."
12. "What's the best way to make your Valentine's Day even better? Add more donuts and Netflix shows."
Hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face on this lovely day!
I'd be delighted to help you with that! Here are some romantic and sweet Valentine's Day quotes for your love:
1. "You are the finest, loveliest, most extraordinary person I've ever known, and even that is an understatement." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
2. "Love recognizes no boundaries. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope." - Maya Angelou
3. "You are the sunshine that brightens up my day, the stars that light up my night, and the love that makes my heart skip a beat." - Unknown
4. "I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without complicated explanations." - Pablo Neruda
5. "You are my today and all of my tomorrows." - Unknown
6. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
7. "You make me feel so alive, so loved, and so grateful to have you in my life." - Unknown
8. "I want to hold your hand and walk with you through this crazy thing called life. I love you more than words can express." - Unknown
9. "You are the reason why I wake up every morning with a smile on my face, and the reason why I go to bed at night with a heart full of joy." - Unknown
10. "Love is not something you find, it's something that finds you. And I'm so grateful to have found you." - Unknown
11. "You are my forever love, my always, my everything." - Unknown
12. "I love the way you make me laugh, the way you always know how to make me feel better when I'm down. You're my rock, my best friend, and my soulmate." - Unknown
Feel free to pick your favorite one or combine them to express your feelings to your loved one on Valentine's Day!
Sweet sentiments for the day of love!
Here are some lovely Valentine's Day quotes to spread the joy:
1. "You are the finest, loveliest, most extraordinary person I've ever known, quite frankly. Incredible!"
— Groucho Marx
2. "I have decided that you are my best friend, and my worst enemy. Because sometimes when we're apart, it feels like the whole world is against us."
— Unknown
3. "Love recognizes no boundaries. It breaks down barriers and petty differences. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
— Nelson Mandela
4. "You had me at hello."
— Jerry Maguire (1996)
5. "Be mine Valentine"
— Classic Valentine's Day phrase
6. "Love is a temporary insanity curable by axolotls or a hot fudge sundae."
— Holly Bourne
7. "I love you without knowing how, or why, or when, or where. I love you simply because you are my best friend."
— J.M. Barrie
8. "The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation."
— Jeremy Bentham (and yes, it's about love!)
9. "You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not."
— Jodi Picoult
10. "I want to hold your hand, and walk with you, and talk with you, and tell you all my secrets and hopes and dreams."
— Unknown
Feel free to share these quotes with your loved ones, or use them as inspiration for your own Valentine's Day messages!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day is a time for love, romance, and sweet words! Here are some famous Valentine's Day quotes that might inspire you:
1. "Love recognizes no boundaries. It breaks them all apart." - Oscar Wilde
2. "I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but in one respect I have succeeded as well as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me this has always been enough." - Nicholas Sparks
3. "You had me at hello." - Jerry Maguire (1996)
4. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
5. "Where there is love, there is life." - Mahatma Gandhi
6. "The greatest happiness of the greatest number is the foundation of morals and legislation." - Jeremy Bentham
7. "You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not." - Jodi Picoult
8. "Love is an answer." - John Lennon
9. "Love doesn't make sense unless you have it." - Robert Fulghum
10. "I want to hold your hand and mine, and then dance all night under the stars with the one I love." - Unknown
And for a little bit of humor:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's a lot!"
3. "You're my favorite person to annoy."
Remember, Valentine's Day is about expressing your love and appreciation for the special people in your life. Whether it's a romantic partner, a family member, or a friend, take the time to tell them how much they mean to you!
Here are some inspirational Valentine's Day quotes to express your love and appreciation:
1. "You are the finest, most precious gem in my life. Happy Valentine's Day!"
2. "Love is not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you."
3. "In a world full of imperfections, you are my perfection."
4. "The greatest love stories are those that survive forever, and yours will be mine."
5. "You make every day brighter, every moment more meaningful, and every second more valuable. Happy Valentine's Day!"
6. "I want to hold your hand, gaze into your eyes, and spend the rest of my life making you happy. Happy Valentine's Day!"
7. "You are the reason I wake up with a smile on my face, and go to bed with a heart full of joy."
8. "Love is not just a feeling; it's an action. You show me every day that you love me, and for that, I am eternally grateful."
9. "I love how we can be silly together, cry together, laugh together, and make memories that will last a lifetime."
10. "You are my best friend, my partner in crime, and the love of my life. Happy Valentine's Day!"
11. "Love is a temporary madness. It has no real staying power, unless your heart can put itself back into its chest every once in a while. I love you, baby."
12. "Our love story is one for the ages. Thank you for being my forever Valentine."
13. "I don't need a special day to tell you how much I adore you, but if it's a holiday that means more quality time with you, then bring it on!"
14. "You are my everything: my sunshine, my rainbows, and my happily ever after."
15. "Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
16. "You make my heart skip a beat, my soul feel at peace, and my life more meaningful."
17. "In a world full of uncertainty, you are my constant, my rock, and my forever love."
18. "I'm not saying I love you like a Valentine's Day commercial, but..."
19. "You are the reason my heart beats faster, my eyes shine brighter, and my life is more beautiful."
20. "Happy Valentine's Day to the person who makes my life worth celebrating!"
Remember, the most important thing is to express your true feelings to your loved one in a way that feels authentic and special to both of you.
Here are some romantic and sweet Valentine's Day quotes for her:
1. "You're the cream in my coffee, the sun to my sky, and the beat of my heart."
2. "I love you more with every passing day, just like a fine wine gets better with age."
3. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and fall asleep with a heart full of joy."
4. "In a world full of strangers, you're my home, my safe haven, and my forever love."
5. "I don't need flowers or chocolates to make me happy, because having you by my side is all the gift I need."
6. "You're the melody that fills my heart with joy, the rhythm that makes me want to dance, and the harmony that makes our love song perfect."
7. "If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use an oxygen tank and spend eternity by your side."
8. "Our love is like a masterpiece, painted with the colors of passion, hope, and devotion – it's a work of art that will never fade."
9. "You're not just my partner in life; you're my best friend, my confidante, and my forever companion."
10. "I promise to always be there for you, to hold your hand when the road gets rough, and to celebrate with you when the sun shines bright – I love you more than words can say."
11. "You light up my world like a beacon in the night, guiding me home to your loving arms where I belong."
12. "In the stillness of the night, I hear your voice whispering sweet nothings in my ear, reminding me that our love is the greatest gift I've ever received."
13. "Our love story is one for the ages – it's a tale of adventure, laughter, and tears, but most importantly, it's a testament to the power of true devotion."
14. "You're the missing piece that makes my heart complete, the missing word in my vocabulary that speaks directly to my soul."
15. "I love you more with every passing moment, not just because you're an incredible person, but because being with you feels like coming home – it's where my heart belongs."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your true feelings. Happy Valentine's Day!
Here are some romantic and loving Valentine's Day quotes for your special someone:
1. "You're the missing piece I never knew I needed. Happy Valentine's Day, my love."
2. "I'm so grateful to have you in my life. You make every day brighter."
3. "On this day of love, I want you to know that you're the only one for me."
4. "You're not only my partner but also my best friend and soulmate. Happy Valentine's Day!"
5. "I love how we can be goofy and silly together, but also have deep conversations. You're my everything."
6. "You make my heart skip a beat, my life more interesting, and my world a better place. Happy Valentine's Day!"
7. "In your arms is where I feel most at home. Happy Valentine's Day, my love."
8. "I'm so lucky to have you by my side. You're the reason why every day feels like a gift."
9. "You're the one who makes me laugh when I need it most, holds my hand when I'm scared, and loves me unconditionally. Happy Valentine's Day!"
10. "Our love is a beautiful mess, but it's the kind of mess I wouldn't trade for anything in the world."
11. "I love you more with every passing day, more than words can express, more than any romantic gesture can convey."
12. "You're the reason why I wake up smiling, the reason why my heart beats faster, and the reason why I feel alive."
13. "Our love is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, and I'm grateful to have you as my partner in crime."
14. "I love how we can be ourselves around each other, flaws and all. You're my rock, my safe haven, and my forever home."
15. "On this day of love, I want you to know that you're the only one who makes my heart skip a beat, my soul feel at peace, and my life feel complete."
Remember, the most important thing is to speak from your heart and express your true feelings. Happy Valentine's Day!
Here are some lovely Valentine's Day quotes and messages for your friends:
1. "You're a-maze-ing! Happy Valentine's Day to an incredible friend!"
2. "Thanks for being my partner in crime, my confidant, and my forever friend. Happy Valentine's Day!"
3. "Friendship is the best love story. Thanks for being mine."
4. "To my favorite human: You're not only my friend but also my person. Happy Valentine's Day to someone who makes my heart skip a beat just thinking about you"
5. "On Valentine's Day and every day, I'm grateful for friends like you who make life sweeter."
6. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly – we're an unbeatable duo! Happy Valentine's Day!"
7. "In a world of strangers, you're my homegirl. Thanks for being there through thick and thin. Happy Valentine's Day!"
8. "Friendship is like a good wine – it only gets better with time. Cheers to another year of adventures and memories with you!"
9. "You're the sunshine that brightens up my day, the calm in every storm, and the safe haven where I can always be myself. Happy Valentine's Day to an amazing friend!"
10. "I'm so grateful for our friendship – it's a treasure I don't take lightly. Thanks for being my rock, my sounding board, and my partner in shenanigans. Happy Valentine's Day!"
11. "To my favorite person: You're the one who makes me laugh when I need it most, who listens when I need someone to talk to, and who supports me through thick and thin. Happy Valentine's Day to a true friend!"
12. "Friendship is the best superpower – we can conquer anything as long as we have each other. Thanks for being my superhero sidekick! Happy Valentine's Day!"
Feel free to pick the one that resonates with you most, or mix and match to create your own unique message.