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今天整理了一下墨菲定律的內容，關於愛情的如下：
墨菲愛情定理 一
A good women/men are like parking spots，all the good ones are taken
一個好女人或者好男人就像泊車位一樣，好的都給佔了。
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero
智慧和相貌以及可行性的乘積是個常量，而這個常量總是為零。
Money can't buy love，but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
錢不能買到愛情，但毫無疑問它的份量可以影響槓桿的平衡。
Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
性愛只需要最短的時間就能帶來最多的麻煩。
No matter how many times you've had it，if it's offered take it，because it'll never be quite the same again
不管你曾經擁有了多少次，如果還有的話，接受吧，因為每次都是不同的。
If it seems too good to be true，it probably is
如果令你難以置信的話，你最好還是別信。
When a man's wife learns to understand him，she usually stops listening to him
當一個男人的妻子學會去理解她丈夫的時候，她一般不再聽他怎麼說了。
The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
某個男人最吸引某個女人的品質也就是多年後那個女人所不能容忍的。
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it，chances are you won't either
性愛是遺傳的。如果你父母從來沒有過，那你也不會有的。
It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
在花園裡造成麻煩的不是樹上的蘋果，而是那雙在地上的腳。
墨菲愛情定理二
Before you find your handsome prince，you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
在發現你的英俊王子之前，你已經吻過了無數隻青蛙。
There may be some things better than sex，and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it
有些東西可能比性愛好，有些東西可能比性愛差，但沒有一樣東西是像性愛那樣的。
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program，we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
如果把用在研究女人胸部的精力放在航天計劃上的話，我們或許已經在月球上練攤兒了。
Love is a matter of chemistry，sex is a matter of physics
愛是化學反應，性是物理反應。
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
愛過了，失去了，好過愛也沒愛過。
A woman never forgets the men she could have had；a man，the women he couldn't
女人永遠不會忘了那個她曾經可以擁有的男人；男人永遠不會忘了那個他沒可能擁有的女人。
It is better to be looked over than overlooked
匆匆一瞥好過目中無人。
Don't do it if you can't keep it up
不能繼續下去的話，最好還是別做。
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
愛，是一種錯覺，讓你認為某個女人不同於另一個。
If you're heart is broken，sweep up the pieces.
There will always be someone who will want to put it back together
如果你的心碎了，把碎片收拾起來。這世上總會有人想要把它補好。
墨菲愛情定理 三
Love and high-school must NEVER go together
愛和高中永遠也走不到一起。
Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed
如果一個女人表現出因為你長得太性感以至於控制不住把你往床上拽得話，別信她。
The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time
打開女人心的鑰匙是在一個意想不到的時間送上份意想不到的禮物。
The two thing no man can ever understand；Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women
有兩件事沒一個男人能搞明白：女人，和是什麼讓所有男人在女人面前變得絕對愚蠢。
The man shalt not win the argument he started
The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start
If a man won an argument，it was just in his head
男人挑起的爭論，他贏不了。不是他挑起的，他也贏不了。如果他贏了，那只有他這麼認為。
Before falling in love do take your backup，it always helps in recovery
在墜入愛河之前請備份，有助於傷後恢復。
Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions
愛有了所有的答案。只是後來，性又帶來些有意思的問題。
Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
期待佔據了快樂的98%。
Marriage is the greatest leveler
婚姻是最偉大的平均主義者。
If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls，you'll always pick the wrong one
如果你準備結束腳踩兩隻船的狀況，基本上你抽回了那隻不該抽的腳。
墨菲愛情定理 四
If it seems perfect today，tomorrow it will end
如果今天看上去完美的話，明天將是終結。
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind，but not your neighbors
別在你的後花園做愛。愛是盲目的，你的鄰居不是。
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
愛是盲目的，婚姻就是撐起眼皮的小棍兒。
Your best friend stop being your best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her
在一個美女走過來而你和你最要好的朋友都被她迷住的一剎那，你最要好的朋友不是你最要好的朋友了。
Women are like boats：they require constant maintenance and attention，and they cost a lot of money.
Men are like buses：another one will eventually come along
女人像遊艇：需要定期的維護和關注，而且花費很高。
男人像公共汽車：下一班遲早會來。
Romance is when common sense flies out of the window
浪漫就是常識從窗口飛出去了。
Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed
眼裡的美貌與肚子裡的佳釀成正比。
Any "Why" question，has no answer，and if it does，that answer is not logical
任何『為什麼』的問題都沒有答案，如果有的話，答案也不合乎邏輯。
If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it
如果你愛一個人，讓他走。如果他沒回來，他不值得你去愛。
To get your significant other you need：Time. Money and Energy.
The sum of the three is constant.
If you are short of one of them，you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
If you are short of two of them，you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.
If you are short of all the three，no hope.
Otherwise the result is always success.
想要得到你的另一半，你需要：時間，金錢和精力。
三者的總和是常量。
如果缺其中一樣，另外兩樣的投入相應增加。
如果缺其中兩樣，剩下的那樣需要巨大的投入。
如果三樣都缺，沒希望。
除了這些情況，結局都是成功的.
墨菲愛情定理 五
You don't pay for sex，you pay him/her to leave after you're done
你不是花錢買樂子，你只是在完事後付錢讓他/她離開。
Beaches law：If you think a girl is beautiful，her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it
沙灘法則：如果你認為一個女孩漂亮的話，她的男朋友總會在那兒證實你的觀點。
Marriage is like a dog with a bone，he might not touch it，just doesn't let another dogs come near it
婚姻關係就像一隻狗和一根骨頭，他/她可能碰都不碰那骨頭，只是不允許其他狗靠近。
The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine
愛和感冒的區別在於感冒是有藥可治的。
Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend，is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified
被告知某人不願和你約會是因為你是個難得的好朋友，就像被告知你得不到這份工作是因為你資歷太高了一樣。
You don't fall in love，you fall in a hole. The depth of the hole is proportionate to how oblivious you are of the fall
你不是墜入愛河，你是掉在坑裡。坑的深度和你對掉進去的健忘程度成正比。