一，我有一顆早起的心，但我的床和被子不願意啊。
I have a heart to get up early, but my bed and quilt are unwilling.
二，掙錢是一種能力，花錢是一種技術。我能力有限，技術高超。
Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited and my skill is superb
三，每天都被自己帥醒，難道長得帥就不配擁有周末嗎。
Being handsome every day wakes you up, so if you are handsome, you don't deserve a weekend.
四，懶床是對假期最基本的尊重。
Lazy bed is the most basic respect for holidays.
五，地球不重啟 我就不早起 地球不爆炸 床都不會下。
I won't get up early until the earth restarts, and I won't get out of bed until the earth explodes.
六，一想到明天還有好多事要做 就只好睡到後天。
I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow when I think that there are many things to do tomorrow.
七，床以外的地方都是遠方 手夠不著的地方都是他鄉。
All places outside the bed are far away, and all places out of reach are foreign lands.
八，我的身體離開了床 我的靈魂還在沉睡。
My body is out of bed and my soul is still asleep.
九，每天起床第一句 再睡五分鐘。
Get up the first sentence every day and sleep for five minutes.
十，為什麼要起床 我昨天才起過床。
Why do you want to get up? I just got up yesterday.
十一，放假時，我醒了，不代表我起床了。上班時，我起床了，不代表我醒了。
Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up.
十二，每天早上起床的第一件事情就是想睡覺。
The first thing to get up every morning is to want to sleep
十三，早上不想起，這不賴我，賴床。
I don't remember in the morning. It's not bad for me. Stay in bed
十四，每天早上起床，就有一種想睡午覺的衝動。
Get up every morning, there is an impulse to take a nap.
十五，別人賴床是因為有錢想睡多晚睡多晚，我賴床是因為沒錢，少吃一餐是一餐。
Others stay in bed because they have money and want to sleep as late as possible. I stay in bed because I have no money. One less meal is one meal
十六，早起的蟲兒被鳥吃 我不想被吃 所以我不起。
The early worm is eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I can't afford it.
十七，春眠不覺曉 哈欠上門找 晚上睡不著 白天醒不了。
I awake light-hearted this morning of spring yawned at the door to find that he couldn't sleep at night or wake up during the day.