十三月耶 - （可愛頌） (原唱_Hair)
02:45來自Z裡行間
1、迪士尼在逃保潔阿姨。
Funny and humorous skin sentence, special treatment is not happy!
2、明天就要見對方家長了，好忐忑啊，畢竟是我先打的他們家小孩。
Tomorrow will see each other's parents, very uneasy ah, after all, I first hit their children.
3、我的心思很好猜，除了帥哥，就是發大財！
My idea is very easy to guess, besides handsome boy, be to make a fortune!
4、今天風有點大，本來要去健身房的，給我吹燒烤店來了。
It's a little windy today. I was supposed to go to the gym, so I blew the grill.
5、其實我沒有胖，只是歲月磨平了我的稜角。
In fact, I am not fat, but the years smooth my edges and corners.
6、我這個人有潔癖，所以身上乾淨的一點點銅臭味都沒有！
I am a neat freak, so the body clean a little bit of copper smell are not!
7、此人閉關中，若有事發紅包激活！
This person in seclusion, if the incident red envelope activation!
8、人家喝了點酒都是梨花帶雨的樣子，我不一樣，我跟梁山好漢上身了似的。
People drink a little wine is the appearance of pear with rain, I am not the same, I with Liangshan man like the upper body.
9、貧窮限制了一切，唯獨沒有限制我的體重。
Poverty limits everything except my weight.
10、待我長髮及腰，遮住一身肥膘，縱然虎背熊腰，也要高冷驕傲！
Wait for my long hair and waist, cover a body fat, even if the tiger back bear waist, but also high cold proud!
11、我三觀很正，可惜五官不行。
I have a good sense, but my features are not good.
12、如果體重能夠滿一百減二十就好了。
It would be nice if I could lose 20 pounds over 100.
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