1、迪士尼在逃公主。
Disney Princess at large.
2、這傢伙很懶，除了美貌和智慧什麼都沒留下。
This guy is lazy. He left nothing but beauty and wisdom.
3、你好，我是快樂警察，請您配合我的工作，現在我要抓走你的不開心。
Hello, I'm happy police. Please cooperate with my work. Now I'm going to arrest your unhappiness.
4、網際網路衝浪金牌選手。
Gold medalist in Internet surfing.
5、個人主頁僅你可見，此人系統檢測可愛指數爆表。
The personal homepage is only visible to you, and the instrument explodes when the system detects this person's likability index.
6、素質教育的漏網之魚。
The missing fish of quality education.
7、夜宵外賣一品鑑賞師。
A connoisseur of take out at night.
8、發呆業務愛好者。
Dazed business enthusiasts.
9、資深話題終結者。
Senior topic terminator.
10、憑本事單身種子選手。
A single seed player by ability.
11、耳機依賴患者。
Headphone dependent patients.
12、金氏世界紀錄「怎麼減肥也減不下來」紀錄保持者。
Guinness world record holder of "how can I lose weight?".
13、金魚記憶大師。
Goldfish memory master.
14、熬夜禿頭選拔賽環球形象大使。
Stay up late bald trials global image ambassador.
15、這個王一博的老婆很漂亮，什麼也沒留下。
The wife of Wang Yibo is very beautiful, she left nothing.
16、著名奶茶鑑定家。
Famous milk tea appraiser.
17、別看了，小心愛上我。
Don't look, be careful to fall in love with me.
18、別看，看就是美女，p圖大賽常駐嘉賓。
Don't look. It's just a beauty. The permanent guest of P picture contest.
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