1、向宇宙撒一把鹽，今天晚上吃鹽焗小星球。
Sprinkle a handful of salt on the universe, and eat salt to bake the little planet tonight.
2、今天我的夜晚有糖心月亮蛋。
Today, I have sugar heart moon eggs in my night.
3、這條朋友圈屏蔽了凡人。
This circle of friends shields the mortals.
4、我這顆小珍珠就快要被抓去做奶茶了。
My little pearl is about to be caught to make milk tea.
5、對不起，我的肥肉離家出走回來了。
I'm sorry, my fat is running away from home.
6、乖乖穿上了小裙子變成了乘乘。
Put on the little skirt and become a ride.
7、她總是在枕頭下放著一把刀,以防突然有人給她帶來一個蛋糕。
She always has a knife under her pillow in case someone brings her a cake.
8、想做一隻小青蛙，開心時，跳水，不開心時，也跳水。
Want to be a little frog, happy, diving, not happy, diving.
9、巫婆說她以前也是仙女，因為太喪了所以變成了巫婆，所以女孩子不能夠喪哦。
The witch said that she used to be a fairy, because she was so lost that she became a witch, so girls can't be lost.
10、剛下地鐵，就有兩個男孩子跑過來找我問路。現在的男孩子真的很雞賊，問個路都要找個漂亮的。
As soon as I got off the subway, two boys came to ask me for directions. Now the boys are really chicken thieves. If you ask for a way, you have to find a beautiful one.
11、山有木兮木有枝，甜皮烤鴨吃不吃。
There are trees and branches in the mountain, so you can't eat sweet skin roast duck.
12、今日心情是開口向上的拋物線。
Today's mood is a parabola of opening up.
13、網戀受過傷，下鄉插過秧，為愛跳過鴨綠江，等兩個哥哥，撫平我所有的創傷，別問我為什麼要兩個，重傷。
Internet love has been hurt. I went to the countryside to plant rice seedlings. I jumped over the Yalu River for love. I waited for my two brothers to heal all my wounds. Don't ask why I wanted two, seriously injured.
14、這是藍莓，這是草莓，遇見你算我倒黴。
This is blueberry. This is strawberry. It's my luck to meet you.
15、風在吹雨在下我在為你打電話，為你痴為你狂為你框框撞大牆。
The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I'm calling for you. I'm crazy for you. I'm crazy for you.
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