用幽默解讀英語，用心得品讀人生。打油詩開題：四月一號愚人節，搞怪玩笑不能缺。看看老外怎麼說，學點英語不背鍋。今天是愚人節，小夥伴們有沒有被別人整蠱或者是主動出擊了呢？小編認為玩笑歸玩笑，原則還得要。過節雖好，可不要貪多而不顧別人感受哦！接下來就看看老外在愚人節的那些梗，在娛樂的同時也要學習英語呢：
1.Why are people tired on April Fools' Day? Because they have just had a long March.
為什麼人們在愚人節感到累？因為他們剛過完三月啊！ 註：march有行軍的意思。
2.Waking up to think of you smile, when washing a face I can smell the flavor of you, you are I needed before go to bed, I really can't leave you - my dear toilet！
起床時想到你的微笑，洗臉時嗅到你的味道，上床前你是我的需要，真的不能離開你-我親愛的馬桶！
3.What weather do mice fear? When it's raining cats and dogs.
老鼠最怕什麼天氣？當下瓢潑大雨的時候。註：rain cats and dogs有雨很大的意思。
4.Wife talks to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I will be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
老婆對她整天看報的老公說：「我希望自己是報紙，然後就可以每天在你手中」，老公答：「我也想啊，這樣每天就能換了」。
5.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? When their masters go to the flea market.
狗在什麼時候拒絕跟主人出去？主人去舊貨市場的時候。註：flea market有跳蚤市場的意思。
6.A little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!
小孩問爸爸：「結婚的代價有多大」？爸爸回覆：「我也不知道，畢竟我還在償還」。
7.What question can never be answered by "yes"? Are you asleep?
哪個問題不能回答「是」? 你睡著了嗎？這個不用「注」了。
8. Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, you stand on seaside in deep blue, I took a small stick hit you, hey, this turtle, the shell still pretty hard!
昨天，我夢見你了，真的！陽光是那麼明媚，你站在蔚藍的海邊，我拿小棍一捅你：嘿，這小王八，殼還挺硬！
9.What tree is always very sad? Weeping willow.
什麼樹總是在哭泣？垂柳。註：weep有哭泣的意思。
10.What's the longest word in the world? Smiles.
最長的單詞是什麼？微笑。註：smiles中間是mile, 意思大家都懂。
11.These days are too cold, you must take good care of yourself, be care of freezing ， as the saying goes： people frozen legs， the pig frozen mouth. I have already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask.
這兩天真的太冷了，你一定要照顧好自己啊，千萬別凍著啦——俗話說：人凍腿，豬凍嘴。我已經把毛褲穿上了，你也趕緊買個口罩吧。
12.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? What does y-e-s spell?"
遇到什麼問題時你總會回答「是的」，當別人問y-e-s拼成了什麼？
13.Where were you when the power was cut off? In the darkness.
停電的時候你去哪裡了？我一直在黑暗中。
好了，今天的內容就到這裡了。你還有哪些惡搞的經歷要分享呢？小編認為這個愚人節無疑給我們增添了一些快樂，我們是不是因為應該把我們的一些節日推給老外呢！長期分享英語學習資料及個人學習心得，有興趣的同學關注不錯過每一次分享，我們下次再聊！