人到異國，好人好事雖很多，但也難免會遇到幾個小表砸。這個時候如果英文不好，吵架也沒有氣勢，簡直是一口悶氣在心中啊！雪姨、華妃娘娘、卷福等各路明星教你吵架必備的英語神句。
雪姨篇
You make me sick！你真讓我噁心透了！
What's wrong with you？/What's your problem? 你怎麼回事？
I'm very disappointed. 我太失望了。
Don't talk to me like that！別那樣和我說話！
Are you insane/crazy/out of you mind？你瘋了嗎？
Don't bother me. 少煩我。
Knock it off. 別跟我來這套。
Get out of my face. 快從我眼前消失！
Who do you think you are？你以為你是哪根蔥？
華妃娘娘篇
Leave me alone. 走開別煩我！
Take a hike！一邊玩蛋去！
You piss me off. 氣死爹了。
It's none of your business. 不關你的事！
Mind your own business！先管好你自己的事吧！
How dare you！你好大的膽子！
You stupid jerk！你這蛇精病！
You chicken！ 你這膽小鬼！
Cut it out. 省省吧。
卷福篇
You have a lot of nerve. 你臉皮可真厚。
I've had enough of your garbage. 我聽膩了你的廢話.
What do you want？你想怎樣？
Do you know what time it is？你知道現在都幾點了嗎？
What were you thinking！你腦子進水了？
How can you say that？你怎麼能這麼說？
Don't look at me like that. 別那樣看著我。
You make me so mad. 你把我氣瘋了。
You lower the IQ of the whole street. 你拉低了整條街的智商。
Don't give me your shoot. 收起你的鬼話。
破產姐妹Max篇
Don't give me your excuses/No more excuses. 別找藉口。
Nonsense！一派胡言！
You asked for it. 這是你丫自找的。
Get over yourself. 別自以為是。
Who do you think you're talking to？你以為你在跟誰說話？
It's not my fault. 那不是我的錯。
You look guilty. 你看上去好心虛！
That's your problem. 那是你的事。
You're nothing to me. 你對姐來說P都不是。
馬景濤篇
Look at this mess！看看這爛攤子！
Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth？你到底為什麼不跟我說實話？
I'm about to explode！老子要氣炸了！
Don't you dare come back again！你敢再回來試試看！
I never want to see your face again！我再也不要見到你這張臉！
Just look at what you've done！看看你都幹了什麼好事！
I wish I had never met you. 遇到你算我倒黴！
You're a disgrace. 丟死人了你！
I'm not going to put up with this！ 我忍夠了！
爾康篇
Stop screwing/fooling/messing around！別鬼混了！
You're just a good for nothing bum！你就是一個廢物！
Don't give me your attitude. 別跟我擺架子。
Can't you do anything right？成事不足，敗事有餘。
You're impossible. 你真不可救藥。
Get away from me！有多遠滾多遠！
Get out of my life. 滾出我的生活！
You're a joke！你就是一個笑話！
You've gone too far！你太過分了！
比爾·蓋茨篇
You'll be sorry. 你會後悔的。
You've ruined everything. 全讓你給搞砸了。
I can't take you any more！我再也受不了你了！
I'm telling you for the last time！我最後警告你一次！
Don't waste my time anymore. 別再浪費我的時間了！
I can't believe a word you say. 你說的話我一句都不信。
Don't push me！別逼我！
Enough is enough！夠了夠了！
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard！那是我聽過的最蠢的事！
馮小剛篇
Don't make so much noise. I'm working. 別吵，我在幹活。
It's unfair. 太不公平了。
What do you think you are doing？你知道你在做什麼嗎？
Stop complaining! 別發牢騷！
Are you bluffing me ? 你當我是嚇大的？
You eat with that mouth? 你就是用這張臭嘴吃飯的嗎？
You are dead. 你死定了。
F**k you！簡單粗暴國罵
Put up or shut up. 你行你上，不行別BB。
謝耳朵篇
A room temperature IQ. 瞧你那跟室溫一樣高的智商。
Lucky bastard! 狗屎運！
Wise up！放聰明點！
Don’t play innocent！ 別裝蒜！
How low-class！真低級！
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse！打你都算是虐動物。
You're just a piece of shit！你丫就是一坨屎！
You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不應該那樣做！
You're never too old to learn something stupid. 你是活到老蠢到老。
（來源：網絡 編輯：劉明）