1、雖然大家都說我不好看，但人心隔肚皮，我不能太當真。
Although everyone says I am not good-looking, but the heart is separated from the stomach, I can not take it too seriously.
2、比起日出我更喜歡日落，因為早上起不來。
I prefer sunsets to sunrises because I can't get up in the morning.
3、本姑娘做什麼都有模有樣，吃飯是，睡覺是，發脾氣也是。
This girl does anything to have the model to have the appearance, eats, sleeps, loses temper is also.
4、沒文化真可怕，我想喝個西北風，卻找不到西北方向在哪裡，好煩。
No culture is really terrible, I want to drink a northwest wind, but can not find where the northwest direction, very annoying.
5、泡麵加個蛋，煩惱全滾蛋。
Add an egg to the instant noodles, and all your troubles will go away.
6、以前我們村有個美女，現在沒有了，因為我出來打工了。
There used to be a beauty in our village, but now there is no beauty, because I came out to work.
7、很多東西不是你喜歡就能得到的，比如我。
A lot of things you can't get if you like them, like me.
8、你快樂嗎？一打開朋友圈就看到我這個纏人的小可愛。
Are you happy? As soon as I opened the circle of friends, I saw my little cute.
9、請手機出來檢討一下，為什麼總是拉著我熬夜。
Please come out to review the phone, why always pull me to stay up late.
10、不要問我喜歡誰，我是神仙，神仙普愛眾生。
Don't ask me who I like, I am immortal, immortal universal love sentient beings.
11、乞丐向我抖碗，我覺著他是在向我炫富。
The beggar shook his bowl at me, and I thought he was showing off his wealth to me.
12、小時候的我們都很快樂，因為那個時候的我們，醜和窮都不是那麼明顯。
When we were young, we were very happy, because at that time, ugliness and poverty were not so obvious.
這些句子可愛又俏皮，發朋友圈秒贊哦！
俏皮搞笑的小句子，發朋友圈大家一起樂一樂吧！
俏皮女生專屬萌句，句句可愛，一見傾心！
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