1、天下沒有不散的宴席，但如果你請客，我可以陪你多吃一會。
All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while longer.
2、我瘦不下來的原因大概是：跑步五分鐘，吃飯兩小時。
The reason why I can't lose weight is: running for five minutes and eating for two hours.
3、為什麼看我的朋友圈都不點讚，是在欲擒故縱嗎？
Why don't you like my friends? Is that playing hard to get?
4、迪士尼向我發了律師函，說我侵犯了他們肖像權，因為我長得像他們的野獸。
Disney sent me a lawyer's letter saying I violated their image rights because I looked like their beast.
5、喜歡的東西太貴了，我一咬牙，下定決心不喜歡了。
The things I like are too expensive, I grit my teeth and decide not to like them.
6、減肥真的太難了，剪了指甲，打了耳朵，掉了一把頭髮，還是沒瘦。
It's really hard to lose weight. I cut my nails, hit my ears, and lost a handful of my hair, but I still haven't lost weight.
7、你連戀愛都不跟我談，那談什麼？談走魚尾紋嗎？
You don't even talk to me about love, so what? Talk about crow's feet?
8、有很多事情都需要自己消化，所以越來越胖。
There are a lot of things to digest yourself, so you get fatter and fatter.
9、第一次因為疫情不能出國度假，往年都是沒錢。
For the first time, I couldn't go abroad for a holiday because of the epidemic. In previous years, I had no money.
10、我的錢包太可憐，都沒怎麼見過錢。
My wallet is so pathetic that I haven't seen much money.
11、去醫院檢查，醫生問我喝酒嗎，我一臉懵地湊過去問：「今晚嗎」？
Go to the hospital check, the doctor ask me to drink, I one face meng get together in the past to ask: "tonight"?
12、我真的很害怕，怕我的黑眼圈，暴露我國寶的身份。
I am really afraid, afraid of my dark circles, expose the identity of our treasure.
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