讓我想想為什麼現在還沒有人跟我說早安，難道就因為現在是晚上嗎？
Let me see why no one says good morning to me yet. Is it because it's evening?
對於可愛的吃貨人來說，在這個世界上，根本就沒有什麼忘不掉的前男友，這輩子忘不掉的只有珍珠奶茶，草莓冰激凌，甜甜圈，AD鈣奶以及很多很多吃的。
For cute foodies, there's no such thing as an ex-boyfriend in this world. There's only bubble tea, strawberry ice cream, donuts, AD calcium milk and lots and lots of food.
你知道我為什麼數學不好嗎？主要是因為我這個人太單純了，所以真的看不懂那些很有心機的數學題。
Do you know why I'm not good at math? Mainly because I am too simple, so really do not understand those very calculating math problems.
因為事實證明我這個人吧，就連喝水都會長胖的，所以現在我連水都不喝了，只喝奶茶了。
Because it turns out that even drinking water makes me fat, so Now I don't even drink water. I only drink milk tea.
到現在我還記得夏天的太陽跟我說的話，它說要熱死我們。
Up to now I still remember the summer sun said to me, it said to heat us to death.
有些人真是挑食，人家說他牛，他就開心，人家說他菜，他就想罵人，難道葷素真的這麼重要嗎？
Some people are really picky about food. When people say he is a cow, he will be happy. When people say he is a vegetable, they want to call him names.
請問你喜歡哪種風格的女孩子？淑女風？可愛風？還是我這樣的羊癲瘋？
What style of girls do you like? The fair maiden wind? Lovely wind? Or am I crazy?
你知道嗎？其實帥哥都喜那種長得很可愛的女孩子，如果你不喜歡的話，那只能說明你還不夠帥！
You know what? In fact, handsome men like that kind of girl who looks very cute, if you don't like it, it just means that you are not handsome enough!
今天我的qq空間有被擋的3個訪客，我猜其中肯定有一個人是你，但是只有開通黃鑽才能看，想了想，算了，這場賭注我不玩了。
Today my QQ space has been blocked 3 visitors, I guess there must be a person is you, but only open yellow diamond to see, want to think, calculate, this bet I don't play.
只要你答應我跟我在一起，那我保證以後遊戲也不打了，只打你。
As long as you promise me to stay with me, then I promise to not play the game in the future, just hit you.
我來告訴你們一個表白永遠不會被拒絕的小妙招，就是你給喜歡的人發完表白信息後，你立馬就把他刪了，這樣他就沒有機會拒絕你了。
Let me tell you a little trick that will never get you rejected. After you send a message to the person you like, delete it immediately so that he doesn't have a chance to reject you.
假如你現在的生活讓你沒有一點兒動力的話，那麼我給你一個建議，你可以去加油站上班，這樣每天不僅會有很多人跟你說加油，在加完油之後，還有給你錢！真是想想就對生活充滿了嚮往呢！
If you don't have any motivation in your current life, then I will give you a suggestion. You can go to the gas station to work. In this way, not only will many people tell you to fill up the gas, but also they will give you money after filling up the gas! Really want to be full of longing for life!
這個夏天，別人都是整天在朋友圈曬房產，曬對象，曬娃，曬旅遊照片，只有我曬得烏漆麻黑的。
This summer, others are all in the circle of friends all day real estate, sun object, sun baby, sun travel photos, only I suntan black.
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