不要總是說我朋友圈發一些很沒有營養的東西，搞得好像你朋友圈天天排骨燉湯一樣。
Don't always say that my circle of friends hair some very nutritive things, as if your circle of friends every day ribs stew.
你問我為什麼要把自己吃得圓鼓鼓的？我告訴你，我把自己吃得圓鼓鼓的，是為了不讓別人看扁。
Why do I eat myself round, you ask? I tell you, I eat myself round so as not to be looked down upon.
大家好，今天我有了一個新的名字，以後請叫我東海龍王的乾女兒，「熬夜」。
Hello everyone, today I have a new name, please call me the east China Sea dragon king's dry daughter, "stay up late".
像別人那些吃得少的都去電視上參加女團了，而像我們這些吃得多的，只能在家參加美團。
Those of us who eat less go on TV to join girl bands, while those of us who eat more have to join Meituan at home.
我來給大家講一個睡前故事吧！從前有一隻小鴨子，他他在路上走著，突然踩到了一塊泥巴，然後跑得飛快，然後就睡著了，那這個故事的名字就叫做「你（泥）快睡呀」！哈哈哈哈哈…
Let me tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was a little duck, he he walked on the road, suddenly stepped on a piece of mud, then ran very fast, and then fell asleep, then the name of the story is called "you (mud) sleep fast ah! Hahahahahaha……
別人總是讓我不要這麼幼稚，讓我表現得像一個成年人一樣，對於這些話，我都無言以對，因為我的嘴裡含了很多的彩虹糖，根本就開不了口。
I was always told not to be so childish, to act like an adult, and I was speechless because I had so many skittles in my mouth that I couldn't open my mouth.
現在的江湖已經不是以前的江湖了，現在的江湖太難混了，那麼誰願意跟我一起躲在被窩裡？
Now the rivers and lakes are not the rivers and lakes of the past, now the rivers and lakes are too difficult to mix, so who is willing to hide in the quilt with me?
你知道嗎？就算我是一隻小刺蝟，那我也很喜歡你，喜歡到我要插滿一身甜甜的果子去送給你。
You know what? Even if I am a hedgehog, then I also like you very much, like to I want to put a full of sweet fruit to give you.
事實告訴我們，如果你總是踮起腳尖去仰望那個你喜歡的人，那麼你肯定是站不穩，這就需要我們去學好芭蕾舞以後，再去踮起腳尖仰望，你就會站得很穩。
The fact tells us, if you always stand on tiptoe to look at the person you like, then you must be unsteady on your feet, which requires us to learn ballet, then to stand on tiptoe to look, you will be very stable.
我展現出來的表面形象，僅供參考，具體的性格如何？要看一下你是誰而定。
The surface image I present is for reference only. What is my specific character? It depends on who you are.
大家好，歡迎來到我的可可愛愛小星球。
Hello everyone, welcome to my lovely little planet.
我告訴你，反正我喜歡你，如果你不喜歡我的話，那就請你好好的想想辦法吧！
I tell you, anyway I like you, if you don't like me, then please think it over!
你看那夜空中的星星可愛嗎？可以請你幫我去摘幾顆，放在我的段位上麼？
Do you see the stars in the night sky are lovely? Could you please pick some for me and put them in my section?
結語：假如你今天有點難過的話，那你可以去買一罐龜苓膏吃，因為你吃完龜苓膏後，就可以把一切的煩惱通通歸零啦！
If you are a little sad today, then you can go to buy a can of tortoise jelly to eat, because you eat tortoise jelly, you can put all the trouble all back to zero!
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