加利福尼亞州桑尼維爾市有名的李艾維`李在論壇上發布了一個問題：「哪些方面英國人比美國人做得好呢?」她總共列舉了23個例子來讚揚英國，這些例子涵蓋食物，音樂，10英鎊紙幣和插頭插座各方面……
1. They call hamburger beef burger because it's clearly made of beef.
英國人稱漢堡包為「牛肉漢堡」，因為很明顯漢堡包是用牛肉製成的;
2. They call soccer football because it's clearly played with the foot.
英國人足球叫「football」，因為足球很顯然是用腳來踢;
3. Their sockets can be switched off because it's easier, safer and more energy efficient.
英國的插座可以關掉，這樣更方便，更安全，更節能;
4. They look at the day first, as in dd/mm/yy instead of mm/dd/yy because for around 30 days in a row, the month is the same as yesterday.
英國人日期表達方式首先是XX號，比如說XX號/XX月/XX年，而不是XX月/XX號/ XX年，因為一個月連續30天，XX月每天都是相同的;
5. They have the full English breakfast while we have the full sugar and preservatives cereal.
英國人有豐富的英式早餐，但是我們的早餐是含有過量糖分和防腐劑的穀物;
6. They have portion control, resulting in higher life expectancy while we have supersized everything (because why not?), resulting in obesity.
英國人控制飲食，因此他們的平均壽命很長，但是我們任何東西追求越大越好(為什麼不呢?)，所以導致很多人很胖;
7. They have nice relaxing afternoon teas with custard cream biscuits while we drown ourselves in Starbucks just to maintain functionality.
英國人的下午茶是奶油冰淇淋餅乾，然而我們只能去星巴克補充能量;
8. Their native sports, football, rugby, cricket are adopted internationally while our sports reside mainly in America.
英國人有足球，橄欖球，板球等傳統運動，且均被國際採用，但是我們的運動只有美國人民玩;
9. They have 28 days of paid holiday by law, not including maternity leave, sick leave, etc. while we have 10.
英國人有28天法定帶薪假期，不包括產假，病假等，但是我們只有10天;
10. They have free universal healthcare, praised as the best in the world, while we remain the only developed country (out of 33) that doesn't.
英國人享有被全世界稱之為最好的全民免費醫療保健，但是我們是唯一沒有此項福利的發達國家(23個發達國家)。
11. They have Charles Darwin on their £10 note while we are 42 per cent creationist.
英國人在10英鎊紙幣上印有查爾斯·達爾文畫像，但是我們是神靈論者;
12. They produced Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, Sherlock Holmes while we produced Twilight.
英國人製作了《哈利波特》、《指環王》、《霍比特人》、《納尼亞傳奇》、《福爾摩斯》等著名電影，但是我們只有《暮光之城》;
13. They produced Adele, David Bowie, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Coldplay, Radiohead, Muse, Queen, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Smiths, The Libertines, The Who? (The British), The Waterboys, The Buzzcocks, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Zombies, The Cure, while we didn't.
英國有很多國際巨星，阿黛爾、大衛·鮑伊、艾爾頓·約翰、米克·賈格爾、酷玩樂隊、之聲司令、繆斯、皇后樂隊、平克·弗洛伊德、齊柏林飛船、披頭四、滾石樂隊、奇想樂團、史密斯樂團、浪子樂隊、誰人樂隊、水男孩合唱團、新浪潮樂隊、性手槍、碰撞樂隊、殭屍樂隊、治療樂隊……但是我們沒有;
14. Their national animal has a full head of mane while ours is bald.
英國人的國寶是頭上長滿鬃毛的紅胸鴿，但是我們的國寶是白頭海雕(禿鷹);
15. They know how to primly and properly queue while we mass frenziedly.
英國人知道如何整齊有序的排隊，但是我們整個一團糟;
16. They know how to primly and properly apologise, for everything.
英國人知道如何對一切事情禮貌，紳士的表達他們的歉意;
17. They know how to primly and properly drive on the wrong side of the road.
即使在錯誤的車道上，英國人也知道如何安全，恰當的行駛;
18. They know how to appreciate the sun because though the sun never sets in the British empire, it rarely shines in the motherland.
英國人對太陽充滿感激，因為儘管英國沒有每天豔陽高照，但是偶爾天晴還是讓會英國人很開心;
19. They make better and greater varieties of chocolates, cheeses, cakes, alcoholic beverages and dishes.
英國人會做各種各樣的巧克力，奶酪，蛋糕，美酒飲料和菜餚;
20. They have a greater grasp of sarcasm, irony, self-deprecating humour and also, the entire English language.
英國人對各類情緒，如挖苦，諷刺，自嘲式幽默和整個英式語言都能很好的駕馭;
21.They beat us at politeness and profanity at the same time.
我們(美國人)在禮貌和不禮貌方面都敗給了英國人;
22. The English accent is more attractive than the American accent. This is just an indisputable fact of nature.
英式英語比美式英語更好聽，這是不爭的事實。
（編輯：何瑩瑩）