一、昨天晚上做夢，夢到了有人說給我一千萬，讓我離開我的男朋友，聽到他這樣說，我立馬就痛哭流涕，馬上就衝上去抱住他的大腿說：「做人要講信用，直接打款吧」。早安！
Last night dream, dream of someone said to give me ten million, let me leave my boyfriend, hear him say so, I immediately burst into tears, immediately rushed to embrace his thigh said: "life to be honest, direct payment".Good morning!
二、小同學，我勸你永遠不要和你的父母爭吵，因為當你吵贏了他們你可能會被打，如果你吵不贏的話，那你也逃不過挨罵的命運。早安！
Small classmates, I advise you never quarrel with your parents, because when you quarrel with them you may be beaten, if you do not win the argument, then you can not escape the fate of being scolded. Good morning!
三、今天早上打開手機，看到有快遞派送的提醒，是呀，只要有快遞正在派送，就感覺我們的生活還是充滿希望的。早安！
This morning when I opened my mobile phone, I saw a reminder of express delivery. Yes, as long as there is express delivery, I feel that our life is full of hope. Good morning!
四、我想我這前半生可謂得最燦爛的微笑，大概都是貢獻給我家的電視機和我的手機了。早安！
I think the first half of my life can be described as the most brilliant smile, probably contributed to my home TV and my mobile phone. Good morning!
五、如果你想知道自己的運氣有多差，那你可以去抽獎，如果你想知道自己的人緣有多差，那你就去借錢試試，如果你想知道自己有多醜，那你就去表白試試，人生嘛！就是要多去試試。早安！
If you want to know how bad your luck is, then you can go to the lottery, if you want to know how bad your popularity is, then you go to borrow money to try, if you want to know how ugly you are, then you go to express try, life! Just try it more often. Good morning!
六、每天早上被鬧鐘鬧醒的我，總會坐在床上發呆一會，就像發呆這樣的事情，如果做得不夠好，就很可能再次睡著的。早安！
Every morning by the alarm clock wake me, always sit on the bed in a daze for a while, just like in a daze such a thing, if not good enough, it is likely to fall asleep again. Good morning!
七、不知道為什麼，像那些長得漂亮的人一般都會被貼上很多的標籤，例如：可愛，善良，溫柔……可是那些長得不怎麼樣的人呢？一般只有一個標籤，你是個好人……早安！
Do not know why, like those who are beautiful are generally labeled with a lot of, such as: cute, kind, gentle…… But what about the unattractive ones? There's usually only one label. You're a good person…… Good morning!
八、或許我們每個人的一生就像是一本厚厚的書，有些人是勵志大全，有些人是幸福大全，有些人是拼爹大全，只有我是笑話大全。早安！
Perhaps each of us life is like a thick book, some people are inspirational, some people are happiness, some people are set dad daquan, only I am a joke daquan. Good morning!
九、你知道嗎？其實我最怕的不是窮，而是那些明明知道我很窮，卻還像我借錢的那些人。早安！
You know what? In fact, my biggest fear is not poverty, but those who know I am poor, but still like me to borrow money. Good morning!
十、一早醒來，突然想到，原來我們每天這麼努力的去工作，其實更大程度上，是為了讓我們的老闆過上富有的日子。早安！
Wake up in the morning and realize that we are working so hard every day, more so that our boss can live a rich life. Good morning!
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