一、單身狗冬天的時候是旺旺碎碎冰，夏天的時候就變成了熱狗。早安！
The single dog in the winter is wang Wang crushed ice, summer becomes a hot dog. Good morning!
二、大家好，我是女媧，這個天氣太熱了，誰給我個西瓜，我就給誰捏一個對象。早安！
Everyone good, I am Nu Wa, this weather is too hot, who give me a watermelon, I will give who pinch an object. Good morning!
三、大家都說「物以類聚，人以群分」，那我們就要跟我們境遇一樣的人一起玩，誰來陪我一起要飯去，快吃不上飯了。早安！
It is said that birds of a feather flock together. Then we will play with those who are in the same situation as us. Who will accompany me to beg for food? Good morning!
四、大家都說：「長得醜的就要多讀書」，我現在終於想明白為什麼別人都說我不是個讀書的料了。早安！
We all say: "ugly to read more", I now finally want to understand why others say I am not a reading material. Good morning!
五、你知道嗎？女孩子的房間很神奇，除了頭上，滿屋子地上都有頭髮。早安！
You know what? The girls' room was magical. There was hair all over the room except on the head. Good morning!
六、雖然我們還不認識，但是沒有關係呀，你看，這個天氣這麼熱，我們用不了多久就會變熟的。早安！
Although we still do not know each other, but it does not matter ah, you see, this weather is so hot, we will be cooked in a short time. Good morning!
七、我這個人啊，這輩子也沒有什麼別的野心了，就是想單純的暴富一下。早安！
I this person, this life also have no other ambition, is to simply get rich. Good morning!
八、我想如果這個天氣一直這麼熱下去的話，我甜筒雪糕的身份恐怕就要藏不住了。早安！
I think if the weather has been so hot, I am afraid that the identity of ice cream cones will not be able to hide. Good morning!
九、許久未聯繫的同學，找我借錢，可是我也沒有錢啊，想了半天都不知道怎麼回他，所以我就把他拉黑了。早安！
For a long time did not contact the classmate, ask me to borrow money, but I also have no money ah, think for a long time do not know how to return him, so I put him shielded. Good morning!
十、那些總是說國產的東西不好用的人，你們的良心不會痛嗎？國產的人民幣，難道你們覺得不好用？早安！
Those who always say that domestic things are not good to use, your conscience will not hurt? Do you think it is difficult to use the domestic RMB? Good morning!
十一、今天給女神發消息，她一直都沒回我。我就給她發了個紅包問她「為什麼不回我信息」？她回我說「她生病了，怕傳染給我」，真的是很貼心呢！早安！
I sent a message to the goddess, she has not replied to me. I sent her a red envelope and asked, "Why didn't you reply to my message?" She replied to me, "She is sick, afraid to infect me", which is really very sweet! Good morning!
十二、其實我也想談戀愛的，至今都單身應該有兩個原因，一個原因是父母不同意，當然最主要的原因還是我想要戀愛的對象也不同意。早安！
In fact, I also want to fall in love, so far have been single for two reasons, one reason is that my parents do not agree, of course, the most important reason is that The object of my love does not agree. Good morning!
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