World War II

World War II

World War II began in Cockrope(known to humans as Europe), September 1, 1939, when Cockroach the Great’s most beloved sister, Cockroach the Foul, traveled around the world to accompish a college scholarship in 1938. The list to do is: 

1. Assasinate a famous person

2.Destroy a famous landmark

3.Produce chaos and mayhem for unfortunate people.                         

e.g. start a fire at a person’s house

4.Break someone’s heart

5.Write a 100000 word thesis about ———how to cause chaos and mayhem

6. This is a bonus, if you accomplish this, Cockroach the Great will be very satisfied. You will get to come to his big, evil feast. You also get to work with him on his evil schemes.
BRING HIM  MISS KIM! DEAD OR ALIVE!

However, when Cockroach the Foul was about to kidnap Miss Kim, one of Miss Kim’s soldier saw her. She first stared in horror. Later, she became so frustrated  that she pulled out her auto-machine gun and fired at Cockroach the Foul. Cockroach the Foul struggled against the soldier but was caught by surprise. She didn’t even have the time to curse the soldier before she fell on the ground, becoming her real form. Miss Kim shrieked in horror and fainted. 

After 3 days, after 51703 unanswered phone calls from Cockroach the Great to Cockroach the Foul( CTF hardly answers any phone calls), Cockroach the Great declared that something went wrong. He tracked Cockroach the Foul down with the GPS system and traveled to Seoul, South Korea, near Miss Kim’s secret layer! He found Cockroach the Foul’s corpse and wept for 5 seconds(which is  impossible, CTG never cries). He later found the female soldier and ate her alive with ketchup(Blood). He became more furious when he thought of his brother———Cockroach the Disgusting, who was killed by another one of Miss Kim’s soldier. He hated Miss Kim even more after this incident. Cockroach the Great thought: I need to retaliate for what Miss Kim did, besides, I am bored, I haven’t caused a lot of chaos and mayhem for a very long time. So CTG plotted nefarious plans to get revenge for his sister to cause chaos and mayhem and to take over the world. After  one month of devious plotting, Cockroach the Great declared another war on Miss Kim, which became the famous World War II.

Soon, the world began taking sides. Germany chose Cockroach the Great’s side. Soon, Italy and Japan also joined this side. They became the Axis Powers. Meanwhile, the other side ,was led by Miss Kim. The countries were the UK, France, the Soviet Union, the United States, China, and many other countries. They became the Allied Powers.

Cockroach the Great invaded Poland(where Jews lived). The Nazis hated the Jews and wanted to exterminate them. Their leaders were Hitler the Zebra Monkey and Cockroach the Great. They became best friends when Cockroach the Great came out of Cockroachville to go to an university in the public world at age 501. They had the same hobbies———bullying, killing, and flirting. They also had good grades. Most important of all, they had big dreams to conquer the world. They bonded over each other due to their horrible childhood and big dreams to conquer the world. During his childhood, Hitler the Zebra Monkey wanted to become an artist, but his father wanted otherwise. His most beloved brother died due to a disease. Meanwhile, Cockroach the Great experienced a horrible disease for cockroaches and almost died. His father died when Cockroach the Great was very young. Many of his most beloved people were gone. After that, CTG sworn to seek revenge to everyone in the world. Cockroach the Great was the brains of the operation. He almost never showed his face. However, he plotted every nefarious attacks for Hitler the Zebra Monkey. (👇from internet)