談戀愛衝我來啊，找別人算什麼本事。
If you want to fall in love, you can't find someone else.
如果甜甜的戀愛輪不到我，原味的我也可以。
If the sweet love round does not come to me, I can be original.
你能幫我推薦一頓外賣嗎？三萬以下，五塊左右。
Can you recommend a takeaway for me? Less than 30000 yuan, five yuan.
我的手機中了木馬，請發送木馬木馬幫我解毒。
My mobile phone in Trojan horse, please send Trojan horse to help me detoxify.
如果你要擁抱我，請提前告訴我，我要收一下我的小肚子。
If you want to hug me, please tell me in advance, I want to take my stomach.
低價出售本人的腦子，尚未開發，有意者私。
Sell my brain at a low price, not yet developed.
嘴巴長著也是長著，不如用來親親我。
It's better to kiss me than to have a long mouth.
當然有人喜歡我，上天是愛著眾生的。
Of course, some people like me. God loves all living beings.
好懷念以前瘦的日子，那時候我只有六斤。
I miss the days when I was thin. At that time, I only had six catties.
女孩子的臥室是一個神奇的地方，除了頭上哪都是頭髮。
A girl's bedroom is a magical place, except for the hair on her head.