1、熬夜的時候要多喝點花茶，這樣突然觸死的時候會香一點，還省了買花圈的錢。
When you stay up late, you should drink more flower tea, so that when you suddenly touch death, it will be more fragrant, and you can save money on buying wreaths.
2、熬夜的我了不起，早上起床的我起不了。
I stay up late. I can't get up in the morning.
3、熬夜唯一的好處就是可以預防老年痴呆，因為經常熬夜根本到不了老年。
The only benefit of staying up late is that it can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because often staying up late can't reach old age.
4、每次想要熬夜的時候，我就告誡自己，那些夏天晚上通宵嘰喳的小蟲子，沒有一個能活著過冬天。
Every time I want to stay up late, I warn myself that none of the bugs chirping all night in summer night can live through the winter.
5、手機不睡你不睡，明年的水滴籌屬你最貴。
Mobile phone does not sleep you do not sleep, next year's water drop is your most expensive.
6、每次熬完夜，我都要把鬧鐘調成嗩吶，醒了就去上班，沒醒證明我已經上路。
Every night, I will set the alarm clock to suona, wake up to go to work, did not wake up to prove that I have been on the road.
7、大家都知道熬夜對身體不好，所以我選擇通宵，一夜到天明。
Everyone knows that staying up late is not good for your health, so I choose to stay up all night until dawn.
8、有沒有女孩喜歡聰明絕頂的男孩，如果有，那我多熬會。
Is there a girl who likes a smart boy? If so, I will endure more.
9、不知道為什麼，我明明在中國，卻有著外國的時差。
I don't know why, I'm obviously in China, but I have a foreign jet lag.
10、經常熬夜的人，容易產生幻覺，記憶力會變差，有時候會神智不清，我希望你們記住這五點。
People who often stay up late are prone to hallucinations, poor memory and sometimes delirium. I hope you will remember these five points.
11、我的手機特別喜歡熬夜，最可惡的是，它每次熬夜都要拉著我。
My mobile phone especially likes to stay up late. The worst thing is that it pulls me every time I stay up late.
12、今晚的深夜好靜，月色好美，仿佛在說你在不睡，明天就起不來了。
Tonight's night is quiet and the moon is beautiful. It seems that you are not sleeping, and you can't get up tomorrow.
13、我其實不是熬夜，我就是不敢睡覺，我怕我一睡著，世界就多了一位睡美人。
In fact, I don't stay up late, I just dare not sleep. I'm afraid that once I fall asleep, there will be a sleeping beauty in the world.
14、與其被動失眠，我選擇帶上兩個黑眼圈繼續熬夜。
Instead of passive insomnia, I choose to take two dark circles and continue to stay up late.
15、有人相愛，有人開車看海，有人熬夜打王者27連敗。
Some people fall in love, some drive to see the sea, some stay up late and beat the king 27 times.
16、我發現一個問題，白天的手機沒有晚上好玩，晚上手機容易上癮。
I found a problem, mobile phones in the daytime are not fun at night, and mobile phones are easy to be addicted at night.
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