[Post Game Thread] The Los Angeles Clippers (2-0) defeat the Golden State Warriors (0-1), 141-122
【賽後帖】洛杉磯快船（2勝0負）今日以141-122擊敗金州勇士（0勝1負）。
萊昂納德21分5籃板9助攻，帕特森20分3籃板，祖巴茨16分10籃板2封蓋，路威22分3籃板8助攻，哈雷爾18分6籃板3助攻，哈克利斯10分3助攻；庫裡23分4籃板4助攻，拉塞爾20分8助攻，羅賓遜三世13分5籃板，格林11分4籃板3助攻，帕斯卡爾14分4籃板，埃文斯14分4籃板。
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[–][GSW] Kevin Durant saserumonoka 836 指標 3小時前
Don't let the score fool you, it wasn't that close
勇士球迷：別被比分騙了哦，比賽場面沒這麼接近
[–]xlmtothemoon 26 指標 3小時前
my mom walked in so I turned on porn
我看比賽的時候我媽進來了，我趕緊換成了毛片
[–]Bulls TheVindicator07 7 指標 3小時前
Someone was getting fucked either way.
公牛球迷：反正總有人被幹唄
[–]Lakers Shotgun96 109 指標 3小時前
This honestly makes me feel much better about the Lakers game 1 lol.
湖人球迷：說真的，看了這場比賽，我對我湖的第一場失利感覺好受多了，哈哈哈
[–]Clippers ElDuderino_92 28 指標 3小時前
I still think that game is my favorite to date. Back and forth was amazing
快船球迷：我仍然覺得那是我最喜歡的一場。雙方打得有來有回啊
[–]Clippers zcd29 37 指標 3小時前
It feels weird to say, but damn it's good to be a clippers fan right now
快船球迷：說來有點奇怪啊，可是呢，現在感覺做一個船蜜很爽
[–]KemoFlash 35 指標 3小時前
The Clippers did to the Warriors what the Warriors used to do to everybody else.
快船今天對勇士做的事，就是勇士以前對其他隊做的事。
[–]Clippers ActionHank9000 68 指標 3小時前
I always wondered if the Warriors had fun killing other teams. Let me tell you that it feels amazing
快船球迷：我一直都很好奇，勇士以前到處欺負人是什麼感覺。現在我可以告訴你，很過癮！
[–][UTA] Joe Ingles NitroXYZ 207 指標 3小時前
Call em Golen State because they've got no D
爵士球迷：叫他們「Golen State」吧，因為他們沒有D（防守）。
[–]Knicks whitemexicanguy 68 指標 3小時前
Are the clippers good or the warriors not good?
尼克斯球迷：到底是這支快船太強還是勇士菜？
[–]Clippers Damion2017 112 指標 3小時前
it's a mix honestly warriors D was Atrocious
快船球迷：都有吧，勇士的防守一灘爛泥。
[–]Warriors 2017Champs 8 指標 3小時前
This has real potential to be a long year
勇士球迷：這攤爛泥很可能會持續整個賽季。
[–][MIL] Marquis Daniels yungtito 53 指標 3小時前
for just a small donation of 8 million dollars a year, you can find the golden state warriors a usable wing
雄鹿球迷：只要稍稍捐出800萬，你們就能找一個有用的側翼哦！
[–]Warriors Charlie_Wax 25 指標 3小時前
What is the status of Latrell Sprewell's family? Have they been fed lately? If he needs some spare pocket change, we can run it back.
勇士球迷：斯普雷威爾（退役後窮困潦倒）的家人現在過得咋樣？最近吃得飽穿得暖不？要是他缺錢用了，可以找我們啊
[–]Warriors TheLittleBiki 520 指標 3小時前*
The receipts for the past 5 years are here lol
We’re gonna get everyone’s A game all season and our roster is too shit to be able to handle it. PatBev was revving the team up like they were out to play the 2015-2018 Warriors, except this is the 2019 Warriors and holy fuck they’re playing so many scrubs it’s unreal.
Wouldn’t be surprised if we missed the playoffs.
勇士球迷：這場比賽就是咱們過往五個賽季的收穫了，哈哈哈
一個賽季下來，人人都能在我們這兒吃頓餃子，咱們這陣容屎一樣，壓根沒法反抗。貝弗利還挺把這支勇士當回事兒，可惜這是19年的勇士咯，菜的不行啊。
要是我們進不了季後賽我也不奇怪。
[–]Clippers youlikeithuhfoo 94 指標 3小時前
But when that 3 headed guard line up gets rolling, any team with no all defensive 1-3 is going to be in trouble.
快船球迷：可要是你們那套三後衛陣容有效運轉的話，那些1-3號位防守一般的球隊就會很麻煩的。
[–]Wizards WallStar206 112 指標 3小時前
What 3 headed guard lineup? Steph, DLo, GR3?
奇才球迷：啥三後衛陣容？庫裡、拉塞爾、羅賓遜三世？
[–]Azee2k 44 指標 3小時前
I assume he's talking about once klay gets back
我猜他說的是克萊復出吧
[–]Thunder topofthecc 27 指標 2小時前
Klay almost certainly isn't coming back this year, though.
雷霆球迷：克萊這賽季肯定不復出了。
[–]Heat Number333 375 指標 3小時前
Jacob Evans, Eric Paschall, and Glenn Robinson III were the Warriors 3rd, 4th, and 5th leading scorers tonight.
Don't even try to tell me one of those players aren't real. They all sound plausible compared to each other.
熱火球迷：雅各布-埃文斯、埃裡克-帕斯卡爾、羅賓遜三世是勇士今晚隊內3-5號得分手。
別跟我說這些人聽著不像NBA球員，他們互相比比還挺像那麼回事兒的。
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[–][MEM] Mike Conley Username3009 236 指標 3小時前
I watched the entire 4th quarter.
AMA
灰熊球迷：我看完了整個第四節，你們有啥想問的
[–]Spurs mdivan 66 指標 3小時前
what are you doing with your life
馬刺球迷：你為啥跟自己過不去
[–][MEM] Mike Conley Username3009 13 指標 1小時前*
Because I was watching the game at work and doing my job was only marginally worse than watching that 4th quarter.
灰熊球迷：因為我是上班時間看球啊，看第四節比賽還是比工作好那麼一丟丟吧
[–]Clippers Cogito3 13 指標 2小時前
what's your opinion on our rookies?
快船球迷：那你覺得我們的菜鳥表現咋樣？
[–][MEM] Mike Conley Username3009 22 指標 1小時前
I like the way they ran their drills with intensity. They were running around those training dummies like they were in the 4th quarter of a real NBA game.
猛龍球迷：我很喜歡他們高強度演練攻防套路的方式。他們繞著那些木樁跑的樣子，就像是真的在打一場NBA的第四節比賽。
[–]Spurs Hawksx4 454 指標 3小時前
What’s terrifying is that the Clippers aren’t even in their final form.
馬刺球迷：最恐怖的是，這支快船還沒到終極狀態。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram MasterOberon 24 指標 3小時前
This Clippers depth is gonna preserve Kawhi and George. It's truly scary how good their depth is
湖人球迷：這快船的深度可以保護小卡和喬治啊。他們的陣容深度太可怕了。
[–]Trail Blazers fowaddaud 184 指標 3小時前
Not to overreact over two games, but a good chunk of people were saying they shouldn't be considered favourites and likely won't be a top 3-4 seed. This team is so deep, they could not have PG for the whole season and would still be contenders
開拓者球迷：這才兩場比賽，我也不想反應過度，可是呢，之前很多人都說快船算不上奪冠熱門，而且他們排在西部前四的可能性不大。這支球隊太有深度了，即便他們整個賽季都沒有喬治，依然是爭冠熱門。
[–]Spurs Hawksx4 120 指標 3小時前
I was saying this to a coworker today. After that Laker game I was amazed at their depth and their ability to dramatically change the pace of the game by just putting in their non starters. It’s crazy the type of lineups they can put together at any point in the game. This team is something else.
馬刺球迷：我今天也是這麼跟同事說的。他們打完湖人我就很吃驚他們的陣容，還有光靠板凳就能掌控比賽節奏的能力。他們可以排出多種陣容。這隊有點東西的。
[–]Trail Blazers fowaddaud 92 指標 3小時前
Lots of people didn't watch them last year, so they thought the team was just Lou Will and Beverly, and some people knew about Trez too. But there's a solid 8-9 starting caliber players on this team, and that's going to be extremely tough for people to deal with.
開拓者球迷：很多人上賽季沒看快船比賽，所以覺得他們只有路威和貝弗利，部分人也知道哈雷爾。可是這個隊裡有8-9個首發實力級別的隊員啊，這是很不好對付的。
[–][LAC] Sam Cassell sakata32 89 指標 3小時前
This sub was upvoting comments that said lakers had better depth. Its so clear most did not watch us play last year at all.
快船球迷：之前那些說湖人更有深度的評論都被高亮了。很明顯了，大多數人上賽季壓根就沒看我們比賽。
[–]Spurs Hawksx4 39 指標 3小時前
That is such a dumb take. Even last year you could see the talent of their guys coming off the bench. I’m excited to watch how the Clips play this season, way more so than the Lakers.
馬刺球迷：那種說法太蠢了。即便是上賽季，也能看出你們那些替補的天賦。我很期待快船本賽季的表現，這種期待比湖人多太多了。
[–][OKC] Kevin Duran t-Elij4h- 178 指標 3小時前
Clippers are looking super scary... and I kinda like it.
雷霆球迷：快船現在貌似超級嚇人啊……我有點喜歡哦
[–]Clippers ProphetPenguin 117 指標 3小時前
Thank you OKC. Take care of Shai and Gallinari for us.
快船球迷：感謝OKC！照顧好亞歷山大和加裡納利哦
[–][OKC] Kevin Durant -Elij4h- 67 指標 3小時前
Will do. You guys go out and get my boy PG a ring.
雷霆球迷：妥妥的。你們趕緊幫我家喬治拿個冠軍
[–]Clippers SuckMyLonzoBalls 17 指標 3小時前
Part of me wishes we kept Gallo Shai and our draft picks.
快船球迷：我還希望咱能留住亞歷山大和那幾個選秀籤
[–]Clippers Cogito3 16 指標 2小時前
same. hopefully that part gets a lot smaller when pg13 starts playing.
快船球迷：我也是，希望等喬治復出後，就沒這種想法了吧
[–]Warriors bilyl 17 指標 3小時前
I'd like to describe them as Raptors but way more stacked.
勇士球迷：我把這支快船稱之為豪華版猛龍
[–]Lakers Kintsugiheart 44 指標 3小時前
A better Raptors with a top ten player still out lmfao.
Fucking Jerry West.
湖人球迷：有著前10級別超巨的更強的猛龍。
沙雕韋斯特！
[–]UncertainCats 37 指標 3小時前
Jerry West isn’t even a full time employee for them.
Give the majority of the credit to Lawrence Frank and Michael Winger. They’re legit.
韋斯特甚至都不是快船全職幹呢。
大部分功勞是裁勞倫斯-弗蘭克（快船籃球運營總裁）和麥可-溫格（快船總經理）的，他們確實厲害啊。
[–]Raptors Styllfresh 24 指標 3小時前
Almost 8 players scored double digits for the Clips and Bev with 5/3/5/5 steals wtf, this is happening without their second superstar on the court.. playmaking is no issue at all since Kawhi commands so much gravity and attention on the court he can set up his teammates from his dribble penetration iso midrange parlour of moves. Championship level depth from the roster on paper and IRL
猛龍球迷：快船今天幾乎有8名球員得分上雙，貝弗利5+3+5+5，我尼瑪，他們的第二超巨還不在呢……進攻的組織不是問題，因為小卡的球星引力太強了，他可以利用自己的中距離單打滲透為隊友做球。紙面上看，這就是冠軍球隊的陣容深度。
[–]Pelicans LookLikeUpToMe 50 指標 3小時前
I for one welcome our new Clipper overlords. Compared to previous superteams, I’m having a hard time hating. This team is dope.
鵜鶘球迷：我個人對於新的領主快船表示歡迎。比起之前的那些超級球隊，我對他們討厭不起來。這個隊太炫了。
[–]fingerpoppinjoe 71 指標 3小時前
I don’t think any team is going to be able to stop the clippers in playoff mode unless they become riddled with injuries. I know it’s two games in (no shit), but adding Paul George to arguably the deepest roster in the league with the best sixth man ever and arguably the best player in the league is just ridiculous.
I say this all as a lakers fan
我覺得沒有任何球隊能在季後賽裡攔住快船，除非他們傷兵滿營。我知道，這才兩場比賽，可是再加上喬治，他們這個陣容深度真算是聯盟最強的，畢竟還有聯盟最強第六人，聯盟第一人，這太不可思議了。
我是湖蜜……
[–]Lakers IMissMyZune 26 指標 3小時前
I agree.
But you could say the same about the 73-9 Warriors before they blew a 3-1 lead in the nba finals
湖人球迷：我同意。
不過當年那支73勝9負的勇士也可以這麼說啊，但是他們在總決賽3-1時被翻盤了
[–]Lakers inyourfeelings78 23 指標 3小時前
We'll know by Christmas.
湖人球迷：等到聖誕節再看吧
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[–]Clippers lm2lm 35 指標 3小時前
The clippers blew out the warriors....it's been many years
快船球迷：快船狂虐勇士……真的是此一時、彼一時啊
[–]Clippers the-kza 171 指標 3小時前
we are now entering the Patrick Patterson era
快船球迷：咱們現在進入了帕特森時代！
[–][LAC] Chris Paul nebmershaq 53 指標 3小時前
We got Paul George to lure in Patterson
快船球迷：我們之前引進喬治其實是為了套來帕特森！
[–]Clippers -TrustTheProcess- 22 指標 2小時前
Damn sorry PG13 but we don’t need you anymore
快船球迷：靠，對不住了喬治，我們用不上你了
[–]Clippers clipperw2014 14 指標 2小時前
He can fill in for Mo harkless on load management days.
快船球迷：哈克萊斯休息的時候，可以讓喬治頂頂
[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 605 指標 3小時前
Patrick Patterson scored 20 points. His first 20 point game since 2014.
猛龍球迷：帕特森這場拿了20分啊，他這是他2014年過後的首場20分
[–]Raptors dr_crackgeek 8 指標 2小時前
As a Raptors fan, I'm not sure what pisses me off more.
The fact that the Clippers look really good with Kawhi
Or
The way Patrick Patterson was shooting lights out
猛龍球迷：作為龍蜜，我也不知道哪個讓我更不爽，到底是這支有了小卡的快船很強呢，還是帕特森投得這麼準呢？
[–]Warriors CJleaf 133 指標 3小時前
He kept making the threes geezus christe. I mean the Warriors defense was ass, still great shots.
勇士球迷：他三分雨下個不停啊，蒼了天了。我勇防守是菜，可是他那些籃子也確實準啊。
[–]NBA WakandaFist 29 指標 3小時前*
I mean he and Jamychal were left wide open several times..
他和賈麥考被勇士防空好多次……
[–]Clippers boatsnprose 26 指標 2小時前
Everyone is sleeping on JaMychal. Dude is money.
快船球迷：你們都不把賈麥考當回事，這哥們兒不水的。
[–]Thunder RussWestbrookMVP2k17 177 指標 3小時前
I repeat, where the fuck was this man last season.
雷霆球迷：我再說一遍，帕特森這貨上賽季是演我們嗎？！
[–]Thunder westzod 19 指標 2小時前
We sacrificed him for Morris who didn't gel with the team. Kinda sad really.
雷霆球迷：我們為了莫裡斯犧牲了他，可莫裡斯還是沒融入球隊。有點難受啊
[–]Thunder pinata26 15 指標 2小時前
Had to try something, Patterson was awful.
雷霆球迷：做得做點啥吧。當時帕特森確實菜啊
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry klayylmao 159 指標 3小時前
Somehow when role players join the thunder they lose their 3 point shooting
勇士球迷：也不知咋地，角色球員去了雷霆之後就沒了三分技能包。
[–]NBA sheeeeeez 174 指標 3小時前
Magic-Kareem
Jordan-Pippen
Shaq-Kobe
LeBron-Wade
Trez-Lou
魔術師-賈巴爾
喬丹-皮蓬
奧尼爾-科比
哈雷爾-路威
[–]Clippers undiagnosed_autism 39 指標 3小時前
Far out. Another 60+ bench performance
快船球迷：飄了飄了，又是一場60+的板凳得分
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[–][CHA] Dwayne Bacon ImAroosterAMA 35 指標 3小時前
Kawhi only having to play 21 minutes against the warriors... never thought I'd see the day.
黃蜂球迷：小卡對勇士居然只打了21分鐘……壓根就沒想過會有這麼一天
[–]Nuggets SmarkInProgress 226 指標 3小時前
Beating them in the finals just wasn't enough for Kawhi, he had to go and beat them in their first game inside their brand new arena too.
掘金球迷：對小卡來說，在總決賽裡擊敗勇士還不夠，他還要在對方嶄新的球館的揭幕戰裡戰勝他們。
[–]Spurs Mr_CockSwing 37 指標 3小時前
Kawhi should just sign 1 year contracts with every team in the league and get everyone 1 championship
馬刺球迷：小卡應該和每支球隊只籤一年合約，每個隊拿個冠軍。
[–]Warriors Produceher 6 指標 1小時前
He keeps this up, no NBA player will ever be able to wear the #2.
勇士球迷：要是他繼續這麼搞，那NBA沒人能穿2號球衣了。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard RedditThisBiatch 19 指標 3小時前
Point Kawhi has been UNLOCKED
馬刺球迷：控衛卡解鎖成功！！！
[–][LAL] Lonzo Ball blaisec00 103 指標 3小時前
I'm really impressed with Kawhi's playmaking and ballhandling thus far. People usually call him a 'two-way' superstar, but if he keeps this up he'll truly have a complete game.
This Clippers team is scary
湖人球迷：小卡的組織和控球真的讓我眼前一亮啊。大家一般叫他攻防一體超巨，可他要是繼續這麼打，那他真的會非常全面。
這支快船太恐怖了。
[–][NYK] Frank Ntilikina AnimalRomano 42 指標 3小時前
What? He carried the raptors to a title as the main offensive weapon while doing good at the defensive side, and with the spurs he made LeBron and Wade sweat for most of their baskets while flourishing as a offensive weapon.
He is the definition of a two-way player.
尼克斯球迷：什麼？他上賽季可是一路凱瑞猛龍奪冠的，不但是主要的進攻武器，而且防守也厲害。而且在馬刺的時候，他進攻端開花的同時，防守端也讓詹姆斯和韋德這種球員沒法輕易得分的。
他定義了「攻防一體」！
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant shanetrey5 27 指標 3小時前
I don’t think they were denying that he’s a two way player, they’re saying he can go even further and be near flawless
勇士球迷：我覺得人們之前沒有否認小卡的攻防一體，只是覺得他還能繼續進步，達到幾乎無死角的境界。
[–]Spurs nokarmawhore 17 指標 3小時前
His playmaking has improved a lot this season so far. He still looks a bit stiff when passing but a lot smoother than last year
馬刺球迷：他的進攻組織能力這個賽季提升了很多。傳球的時候還是有點生硬，不過比上賽季要柔和多了。
[–][SAS] Kawhi Leonard RedditThisBiatch 77 指標 3小時前
Kawhi gonna average 30mins or less this season, play 70games and still be fresh as hell for the Playoffs
Thats how DEEP this Clippers are.
馬刺球迷：小卡這個賽季場均出場時間大概能控制在30分鐘，甚至更少，打個70場比賽，到了季後賽依然能生龍活虎。
這就是快船陣容深度的恐怖之處。
[–]Clippers namhtes1 32 指標 3小時前
His minutes will probably go down even more when we add Paul George
快船球迷：喬治回來後，他的出場時間或許還會減少。
[–]Clippers Menthos5 126 指標 3小時前*
"Gonna be a tough time for Kawhi playing 40 mins a night trying to get Ws for the Clippers till PG comes back."
"There won't be much load management for PG and Kawhi with the Clippers in the tough west"
Yeah Kawhi played 21 mins against the Warriors.
Checks schedule for the next game.
Suns lol.
快船球迷：之前你們說
喬治回來之前小卡在快船不好打啊，每場比賽得打個40分鐘才能贏球啊」
「小卡和喬治在快船不會有太多休息機會的，因為西部競爭激烈啊」
沒錯，小卡對勇士就只打了21分鐘。
來看看咱們下一個對手。
喲，太陽啊，哈哈哈
[–][PHI] Charles Barkley JustinSaneCesc 21 指標 3小時前
Don’t sleep on the Suns. They’re undefeated this season
76人球迷：別看不起太陽哦。他們本賽季保持不敗呢。
[–]Jazz mariojt 65 指標 3小時前
lose 147-148 in 4OT lmao
爵士球迷：經過4加時，快船147-148輸球
[–][DEN] Gary Harris icangetyouatoedude 39 指標 3小時前
Booker drops 95 points
掘金球迷：布克狂砍95分
[–]Clippers Parskastan 37 指標 3小時前
Ayton is out, we have a chance
快船球迷：艾頓禁賽了，我們有機會贏球咯
[–]Bulls TheVindicator07 21 指標 3小時前
Yeah, but now you gotta face the Australian Hammer Aron Baynes for 48 minutes. Good luck with that.
公牛球迷：是這麼個情況，可是現在你們得整場比賽都面對澳洲鐵錘貝恩斯哦。祝你們好運！
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來源：Reddit
編譯：雲長刮個痧