1、如果你看不慣我，就離我遠一點，我可不想，有人舉報我，說我虐待動物。
If you don't like me, stay away from me. I don't want to be reported that I abuse animals.
2、你不會真的以為你長得很漂亮吧，你家是不是沒有鏡子啊？要不要我送你一個？
You don't really think you are beautiful, do you? Do you have a mirror in your house? Shall I give you one?
3、真別把自己太當一回事了，就你這樣的，口氣比腳氣還大，誰看見你都頭疼。
Really don't take yourself too seriously. Just like you, your breath is bigger than beriberi. Everyone has a headache when he sees you.
4、下次我們一起去吃魚吧，我看你本事不咋地，挑刺倒是挺在行的嘛。
Next time, let's go to eat fish together. I don't think you are good at finding fault.
5、說話之前先動動腦子行不行？難道你脖子上長個腦袋就是為了增高的嗎？
Can you use your head before you speak? Is it because you have a head on your neck to raise it?
6、我不想知道你有病，請你隱藏得好一點，我也不想當獸醫，請你去找別人。
I don't want to know that you are sick. Please hide better. I don't want to be a vet. Please go to someone else.
7、對於某些來說，說話已經沒有用了，巴掌比較適合。
For some, it's no use talking. Slapping is more appropriate.
8、見到你之後，我才知道原來不要臉，也可以這麼理直氣壯。
After I saw you, I knew that I had no face and could be so righteous.
9、你以為你很厲害嗎？我想告訴你，只有你這種廉價又百搭的人，感情才會不停變換。
Do you think you're good? I want to tell you, only you this kind of cheap and versatile people, the feelings will not stop changing.
10、別在我面前裝，裝得自己有多厲害，多牛逼，再怎麼裝也是個垃圾。
Don't pretend in front of me, pretend how powerful, how much force, how to install is also a garbage.
11、每個人都有犯賤的時候，但是我希望你不要把全世界的賤都集於一身。
Everyone has a mean time, but I hope you don't put the whole world in one.
12、世界那麼大，怎麼就認識了你，真不幸。
It's a pity that the world is so big that I know you.