你知道你全身上下最特別又神奇的地方是哪裡嗎？就是你的臉皮呀，看著挺厚的，但是我沒想到這麼厚，有的時候呢，還可有可無的。
Do you know what is the most special and magical part of your body? Is your cheek, looks quite thick, but I did not expect so thick, sometimes, but also dispensable.
這個世界上不要臉的人那麼多，可是你卻偏偏成為了這些人其中的元老級人物。
There are so many shameless people in the world, but you have become one of them senior figures.
人家都說吃魚可以補腦子，照你這樣的智商，我覺得你至少得要吃幾條鯨魚吧！
They say fish is good for your brain. With your intelligence, I think you should eat at least a few whales.
有些人口腹蜜劍的，我就想問他，你每天說這麼多的甜言蜜語，你就不怕得糖尿病嗎？
Some people are hungry, I would like to ask him, you say so many sweet words every day, you are not afraid of diabetes?
失敬失敬，請問一下三國裡諸葛亮用草船借的是你嗎？（箭，自己體會）
Disrespect, excuse me, is it you that Zhuge Liang borrowed the straw boat in The Three Kingdoms? (Arrow, I know)
有些人吧，在別人還拿你當人的時候，就請你儘量的做一些事人該做的事，好嗎？
Some people, in others still take you as a person, please try to do some things people should do, ok?
聽你說話這麼狂，想必你的口氣比你的腳氣都大吧？
To hear you talk so wildly, surely your tone is stronger than your feet?
那些佔了別人便宜，還口口聲聲對別人說吃虧是福的那些人，我特別想跟他們說：「覺得吃虧是福的話，那麼我就祝你，福如東海」。
I particularly want to say to those who take advantage of others and keep telling them that losing is a blessing: "if you think losing is a blessing, then I wish you, happiness as immense as the Eastern Sea."
我根本就不想去在意，有些人說的話，因為這些人啊！他們雖然長著一張正常的嘴巴，但是卻不一定有一個正常的腦子，所以我也不屑去計較。
I don't even want to care about what some people say, because these people! Although they have a normal mouth, but they do not necessarily have a normal brain, so I also disdain to dispute.
你脾氣這麼大，做人這麼囂張，是因為仗著你的背後有動物協管會保護你嗎？
You temper so big, so arrogant, because you rely on the back of the animal aid will protect you?
雖然說你的身上噴了那種很刺鼻的香水，但是不知道為什麼，我還是能隱約地聞到你身上所散發出來的一股子人渣的味道！
Although say you of the body gush that kind of very pungent perfume, but do not know why, I still can faint smell the smell that the place on your body sends out comes out of a son of human scum!
既然你這麼會演，那你怎麼不去當演員呢？真的，我覺得你可以向演員這條路發展。
Since you're so good at acting, why don't you become an actor? Really, I think you can develop into an actor.
總是在我背後說三道四的人，我還真的多謝你能把我想的那麼複雜，這樣的謊話你都編得出來，我覺得你也好不到哪裡去。
Always behind my back gossiping people, I really thank you can I think so complex, such a lie you make up, I think you are no better.
就算得罪你又怎麼樣？反正我又不指望跟你做朋友，難道我還這樣一直供著你？那你繼續得寸進尺嗎？
What if I offend you? Since I don't expect to be your friend, am I still supporting you like this? Do you keep pushing your luck?
可以用來跟對象撒嬌的句子，很甜很有愛，快來學一下吧！
很有深度的自嘲句子，犀利透徹，讓你看清自己
可以治癒你心情的搞笑句子，很皮很搞笑，讓人瞬間開心起來